"Three minutes then flip?!!!" ROTFL!!!!! Man that was so funny. I saw Scary Movie 3 which is mostly a parody of the Signs and that was hilarious but they didn't have barbequeing cats. I remember in the beginning someone says "the dogs are acting weird tonight" - and then you show them smoking a water pipe and driving around with a lawn mower!!!

Ahem, right... this was about
a scary movie, not
the Scary Movie. Signs scared me too, I flinched when the guy cut off the alien's fingertips and my mom asked me if it's too scary for me. And I was like 19 then! All the way to the end I was in belief that it was all a great misunderstanding and the aliens were really friendly. It made me feel a bit dumb to notice they're allergic to water.
Another movie that scared me was
Terminator 3. I watched it in the movie theatre with my first boyfriend and it still saddens me he didn't comfort me when I was scared, I think he was saying something like that could relly happen in the future. Human-looking robots are one of my biggest nightmares and those skeletal metal creatures killing people, stepping on skulls of thousands, that's like an army of zombies. And the little flying robot vessels... You knew everything was gonna go wrong when they activate the Skynet, but still you were thinking there must be some way to win. But there's not, all you can do is hide in shelters built in case of a nuclear attack. What an awful life.