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deadboy
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Postby deadboy » Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:30 pm

Q: It says here that you have a criminal record for stealing sticky notes from the workplace mr. Phalanx?


A: I didn't do nothing, it was all the rhino's fault
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Leo Luncid
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Postby Leo Luncid » Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:00 am

Q: Did you not do nothing, and was it all the rhino's fault?

A: Yes, no. I don't know and I don't care cuz everything is just not fair.
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notsure
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Postby notsure » Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:11 pm

Are you indeed Leo Luncid, Master Spy? Who are your contacts and do you know you can be imprisoned for this? Do you think that's fair?

Five minutes ago.

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Postby BarbaricAvatar » Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:34 pm

Q - And when did you kill her?

A - With a goldfish
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deadboy
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Postby deadboy » Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:37 pm

Q: Wait... wait, you are saying you killed an elephant with what?

A: Yes, yes I am better than you at everything
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Postby MrPenguin589 » Thu Apr 06, 2006 11:19 pm

Q: So Deadboy, what's your new pick-up line?


A: ...I was holding it for a freind.
All of my endings are waiting to begin.
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Postby SekoETC » Fri Apr 07, 2006 8:21 am

What on earth were you doing with that huge pink dildo??

They're hairy and brown.
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Phalynx
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Postby Phalynx » Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:45 am

Q: Hey SekoETC, you always wear trousers, what do your legs really look like?


A: Put it this way, my eyes were watering for hours afterwards.....
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Postby BarbaricAvatar » Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:08 pm

Q - So what happened when they stopped you at customs?

A - Happy knees
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Postby notsure » Sat Apr 08, 2006 9:49 pm

Q: What happened when that rather voluptuous lady sat on your lap?


A: I told you not to do it.

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goitre
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Postby goitre » Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:25 pm

Q. You did tell me to amputate his leg, doctor?

A. It felt like I was swimming in honey.
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Postby notsure » Sun Apr 09, 2006 9:34 pm

How did you feel the first time you fell in love?

Turn right at the next corner.

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Postby Torkess_theCommie » Sun Apr 09, 2006 9:37 pm

Q: What did you tell me, just before I got hit by a truck?

A: The printer is not working.
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deadboy
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Postby deadboy » Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:14 pm

Q: What excuse have you used the most to try to get off work?


A: I'm afraid I cannot answer that, it is classified information
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Postby Phalynx » Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:20 pm

Q: What is your Dad's name?


A: Well after a thorough examination they found it....
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