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Postby BarbaricAvatar » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:40 am

Q - Where is the original copy of the Magna Carta?

A - Ben Affleck's underwear
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Postby notsure » Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:13 am

What else is in your backpack along with the Magna Carta?

Because I ate them all.

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Postby MrPenguin589 » Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:18 am

Q: Why don't I have any staples left?

A: Because I'm rich. So there.
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Postby nitefyre » Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:23 am

Q: So why is it you didn't go to jail for molesting those children?



A: Maybe.
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Postby MrPenguin589 » Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:29 am

Q: Were you the one that told them I molested the kids?


A: Well, now that you mention it...
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Postby Leo Luncid » Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:02 am

Q: Say, weren't you about to say something?

A: Just hold on and take my hand!
Notice how weak and petty we are / In the grand fixture we come afar / Hey we can't help it / No denying the prerequisite for love / Your very existence / You're the source of my substenance / Slow down take your time and feel the / Flow
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Postby notsure » Thu Mar 23, 2006 5:56 am

"Jimmy, I think going steady is....just too scary!"

The 20th time.

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Postby dingo13and7 » Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:59 am

Q: And which time was it the cops finally caught you doing it?

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A: 347 Vinyl Albums, 462 Cassettes, and 1 CD
"Shadow heard himself laugh, over the sound of the music. He was happy...He was going around and around and around again...
Then the lights went out, and Shadow saw the gods."
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Postby BarbaricAvatar » Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:44 pm

Q - What was in your house when it burned down?

A - Chilled monkey brains
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Postby notsure » Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:25 pm

What are they going to use in your transplant, again, Metal Storm?

I was sure I closed it.

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Postby Phalynx » Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:14 am

Q: Are your flies open?


A: The King of Spain
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Postby notsure » Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:55 pm

I was enchanted to meet your wife the other night. She looks SO familiar --where have I seen that look before?


At 11:15 P.M.

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Postby BarbaricAvatar » Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:07 pm

Q - What time did the FBI leave your house in the end?

A - It looked rather painful from here
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Postby notsure » Sat Apr 01, 2006 9:33 pm

Did you see that guy with his armpit hair on fire?


Only on Thursdays.
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Postby Phalynx » Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:27 pm

Q: What day does Cantr work?


A: Hey I wasn't convicted for that....
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