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notsure
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Postby notsure » Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:24 pm

Why couldn't you win the dance contest?

Three carrots and a bit of mustard.

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dingo13and7
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Postby dingo13and7 » Tue Mar 21, 2006 12:01 am

Q: What was the name of you new band again?

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A: Seven thosand three hundred and forty three blue moons, a pair of wild moose, and a box of fried lentils
"Shadow heard himself laugh, over the sound of the music. He was happy...He was going around and around and around again...
Then the lights went out, and Shadow saw the gods."
-Neil Gaiman, "American Gods"
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Postby grrl » Tue Mar 21, 2006 12:58 am

What would it take to get you to just STFU!??!?



That's what you said last time.
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Postby SekoETC » Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:34 am

Will you let me in if I promise I won't shoot you anymore?

Approximately the colour of a four-day-old bruise
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notsure
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Postby notsure » Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:13 am

So, Buffy, what color are your bridesmaids' dresses for the wedding?


I would like to say no..but I just can't.

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Kev Milsom
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Postby Kev Milsom » Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:38 am

Q: According to the recipe we allow the socks to simmer slowly in the oyster gravy, add a layer of pasta then lightly sprinkle dandruff and toenail clippings over the top….you want to be the first to try it?


A: Batman in stilletoes.
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Postby Juuustaaas » Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:11 pm

Who did you cheat your wife with?


A pair of clean underpants.
I'll make you scream my name! :o
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dingo13and7
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Postby dingo13and7 » Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:40 pm

Q: What are you not wearing right now?

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A: A cup of something, a quart of nothing, 5/8 cup of margarine, and a adash of I Don't Know.
"Shadow heard himself laugh, over the sound of the music. He was happy...He was going around and around and around again...
Then the lights went out, and Shadow saw the gods."
-Neil Gaiman, "American Gods"
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Postby BarbaricAvatar » Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:49 pm

Q - How do you please a goat?

A - trickle me fung
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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your
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Postby javacougar » Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:50 am

What's that in your mouth?

A corrupt 3.5" Floppy.
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notsure
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Postby notsure » Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:50 am

Why did you break up with your ex?


at 3:00 A.M.

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Postby dingo13and7 » Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:56 pm

Q: What time did you say you wet the bed last night?

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A: Nail polish and a Polish sausage
"Shadow heard himself laugh, over the sound of the music. He was happy...He was going around and around and around again...
Then the lights went out, and Shadow saw the gods."
-Neil Gaiman, "American Gods"
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Postby BarbaricAvatar » Wed Mar 22, 2006 10:24 pm

Q - What's the best hangover cure?

A - about 492 times
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dingo13and7
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Postby dingo13and7 » Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:08 pm

Q: Just how many times did you sleep with that hooker?

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A: Seventeen vampires, a tricycle, two live punk bands, and a dead mouse.
"Shadow heard himself laugh, over the sound of the music. He was happy...He was going around and around and around again...
Then the lights went out, and Shadow saw the gods."
-Neil Gaiman, "American Gods"
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Postby MrPenguin589 » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:30 am

Q: What does it take to wake you up in the morning?!


A: In my backpack.
All of my endings are waiting to begin.
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