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notsure
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Postby notsure » Sat Mar 11, 2006 7:46 pm

How many times have I told you I loved you?




I cross my heart, hope to die.
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Postby deadboy » Sun Mar 12, 2006 2:25 am

Q)You swear you stole from that old lady?


A)I like to play smash the window with golf balls and pretend it was an accident
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we" - George W. Bush
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Postby dingo13and7 » Sat Mar 18, 2006 8:07 am

Q: How did your golf ball end up in grandma's drink, and all this glass in the kitty litter?

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A: The little green light on the top of the phone
"Shadow heard himself laugh, over the sound of the music. He was happy...He was going around and around and around again...
Then the lights went out, and Shadow saw the gods."
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Postby N-Aldwitch » Sat Mar 18, 2006 12:42 pm

Q. I heard a dietitian put you on probation. They used a mechanism to tell you when and when not to eat from the fridge... What is it?

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A. But, when the ape bent over, I couldn't resist...
Nakranoth's "evil" character says:
"Thief! That's terrible! *shakes his head* That would hurt people's feeling if I did that."


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Kev Milsom
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Postby Kev Milsom » Sat Mar 18, 2006 1:56 pm

Q: Naturally we’ll need to surgically detach you from the gorilla, Mr Smith, although it may take longer to remove the smile from his face. Erm…how did this happen again…?


A: Chocolate cookies.
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Postby N-Aldwitch » Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:32 pm

Q. You were telling me the other day about them. Your Grandma makes them from this machine called a 'toilet' which hydrates and simply mixes the ingredients together, and uses her natural waste (ie poop) as a main ingredient. What does she call them again?

A. Me too!
Nakranoth's "evil" character says:

"Thief! That's terrible! *shakes his head* That would hurt people's feeling if I did that."





http://www.sylorn.com - Free MMORPG in development.. need help.
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Kev Milsom
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Postby Kev Milsom » Sat Mar 18, 2006 6:53 pm

Q: My dog’s eaten fifteen of Grandma’s cookies so far. Isn’t that amazing?

A: Father Christmas.
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Postby BarbaricAvatar » Sat Mar 18, 2006 7:01 pm

I think i get it.

Q - Who breaks into your house every year and eats all your cookies and drinks all your brandy?

A - Basil the Rat
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Postby dingo13and7 » Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:41 am

Q: What was the name of your daughter's pet? The one I found in the mouse trap last week?

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A: One million little red thumbtacks and a basket of Spam
"Shadow heard himself laugh, over the sound of the music. He was happy...He was going around and around and around again...
Then the lights went out, and Shadow saw the gods."
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Postby Kev Milsom » Mon Mar 20, 2006 9:27 am

Q: What caused the extinction of the dinosaurs?


A: Snow White.
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Postby BarbaricAvatar » Mon Mar 20, 2006 3:06 pm

Q - Who had seven short slaves?

A - Kinder Surprise
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Postby dingo13and7 » Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:20 pm

Q: What's the flavour of the new pie in the café?

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A: An angel.
"Shadow heard himself laugh, over the sound of the music. He was happy...He was going around and around and around again...
Then the lights went out, and Shadow saw the gods."
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Postby BarbaricAvatar » Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:05 pm

Q - What was the one thing my ex was not?

A - At the bottom of the red sea
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Postby notsure » Mon Mar 20, 2006 10:36 pm

Where is MetalStorm's ex now?

Yes, of course you can.
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Postby BarbaricAvatar » Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:13 pm

Q - Can i have all your money and possessions?

A - Seventeen feet
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