Last words

[Pirog]

or perhaps "do you see the light, we are finally at the end of the tunnle!"

[west]

My guess at the most common IRL comments each of which may or may not have colorful explatives along with them.

1) *various death nosies*
2) "I'm hurt I'm hurt" *said in disbelief*
3) "It hurts"
4) "I'll be OK" {...I feel happy...I'd like to dance a jig} follwed by death

or, in texas, "Hold my beer and watch this!"

[grayjaket]

"no, no, no...if this was weapon's grade plutonium, we'd all be dead right now"

[Meh]

"at long last time to turn on my invention"

KABOOM!

"should"
"have"
"run"
"another"
"test"

collapse

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A non death favorite of mine is from Ghostbusers:
can't remember exactly

Inventor: "Don't cross the beams"

User: "Why?"

Inventor: "It would be bad?"

User: "I mean "Bad. Can you help me out here. Bad as in...?""

Inventor: "Bad as in imagine every atom in your body taking seperate vacations."

User: "Oh." *turns to everyone in a loud voice* "OK. Good safety tip. Don't cross the beams".

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the scene where they turn on thier packs for the first time is great too.

[Thomas Pickert]

"I wonder why I shouldn't touch this thing."

And:
"No, seriously, what's the worst thing that could happen?"

[grayjaket]

"Trust me, I'd know if this gun was loaded or not. I'm 100% sure it's not, see?"
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this range...."

[kroner]

"Don't worry. They were probably just joking."

[grayjaket]

"I know the difference between the sound of a cow, and the sound of a bull...that's a cow"

[west]

"Alexai Romanov is an idiot!"

[rklenseth]

Moved: Rejected.