Postby Songthrush » Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:42 am
This note was in Djoirf B&G, never tried it, but it sounds cool!
WELCOME TO ILLEGAL GAMBLING!
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Illegal Gambling is a new Game for Adults Only, brought to you by the Djorf Bar &
Grill in partnership with Satrap the Cynic, the game's Inventor.
How would you like to turn 50g iron into 100g, 100g into 200g, or even 200g into
FOUR HUNDRED GRAMS IRON, OVERNIGHT!!!?
Yesterday this was only a utopian dream, today it is our reality and your future. In
Illegal Gambling, you (The Players) place Bets against each other and against the
House (the Djorf Bar & Grill!). If your bet wins, you double your fortune instantly.
It is paid to you on the spot in cold, hard iron, by the beautiful girls who work at
the Bar.
BETTING
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You can bet two ways: Bet EVEN or Bet ODD.
The game official will start a special, phoney Sand Collection Project, outside the
bar. The official will then leave, returning to the Bar and Grill. All Players will
at this point participate in this project under the guidance of Satrap, in effort to
complete it ASAP (projects are for token amounts and will take less than a day to
complete).
HOW WINNERS ARE DECIDED
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The project completes! This is the moment of truth, the dramatic moment all Players
and Officials will have been waiting for. An Amount of Sand will inevitably drop on
the ground.
Will the amount be EVEN or ODD?!
We have no way of knowing, but once the SAND DROPS, the winners are instantly MADE
CLEAR! This is the essence of Illegal Gambling. But winning once is ONLY THE
BEGINNING, and I would like to cordially invite you to join our club and explore all
aspects of this fascinating Game and the turbulent social scene that is fast starting
to develop around it. Make no mistake, fortunes are being made and broken here, this
is not a game for the elderly or the weak of heart!
OTHER RULES AND FINE PRINT
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All decisions of Game Official are final and non-negotiable. Once the Sand Drops,
Bets made are not refundable. No sand shall be on the ground at the beginning of the
game. Results will be re-evaluated if Players or Other People drop sand during game.
House will deduct a bonus fee of 10% from the Winner, to help establish a JACKPOT
fund for future games.
WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT TO MAKE
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Only in Illegal Gambling can you virtually DOUBLE your fortune instantly, without
doing anything. Do not be misled by the name; our Game is backed by one of Djorf's
most reputable and oldest institutions and is conducted according to strict,
incontrovertible rules. There is zero chance to cheat and a guranteed 50%+ chance
that YOU will be the next winner!
Serious players only, please. Bets start at 50g iron minimum (but you can also bet
100g, 200g, 400g if you're able to afford it! Winner doubles their investment
instantly.). Enjoy your game, and remember: winning in life is not all just about
the iron, and we know it at the Bar & Grill... where a variety of quality
entertainment services are always available for the well-paying customer!
ABOUT YOUR HOSTS
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SATRAP (Inventor, Game Official and Visionary):
I am Satrap the Cynic. I'd like to tell you how I went from being a newspawn with
nothing but a loincloth to my name, to being one of the richest and universally
respected people in Djorf, how I earned my blue royal toga, a prestigious iron
shield, how I travelled half the world on foot and by ship, and most importantly,
attracted the woman of my dreams - all without working a SINGLE day in my life!
I invented our game precisely because I felt that this opportunity was just too big
to pass by, it was bigger than me and my life, and today I want to share with you
how you too can achieve and SURPASS all the ABUNDANCE I've now manifested in my
life. What is the secret? If I had to sum it up, I would say that it is simply this:
"Learn how to Tempt Fate and WIN!". If you think you can do this, you are already in
the top 1% of the world's most successeful people. Unfortunately I"m only allowed
two paragraphs maximum in this bio and so I don't have the time to tell you ALL my
personal techniques for UNLIMITED success and well-being in your life. But seek me
out in private and let's go for a drink together, because I'd love to share my ideas
and learn about yours, because if there's one thing I learned in all my adventures it
is that we must always open, expand our minds to the true possibilities in our lives
and never stop learning! Look forward to meeting you, until then, let Probability
Theory become the SCIENCE of YOUR SUCCESS!
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Songthrush on Sun Jan 01, 2006 8:12 am, edited 1 time in total.
