Heh…I couldn’t make my own mind up whether they were poisonous or not, so I left it to the imagination.
Hmmm…tough one. I would tend to swing towards the shoe-mittens and could always pass them off the latest trend from Paris, whereas underwear on head in harder to explain, and a lot more inconvenient, especially if you forget to poke eyeholes in them to see where you’re going.
Somewhere in the back of my head I have a weird feeling I’ll be wearing both in years to come, as I queue happily for my pension.
4 weeks of solid sneezing and hiccupping (alternating every 10 seconds) or 4 weeks of constant uncontrollable burping/farting.