Mafia Salad wrote:"You Masterfully hit a mountain goat with a toilet seat which looses 40 strength"
The toilet seat. It doesn’t even need to be used as a weapon.
It could be used as the next generation of shield, a mobile seating unit for the traveling traders and of course the attacking army, or even an alternative to the cooking stone. Take that iron tools, your days of being the envy of all those without you are numbered.
But wait there’s more!
It could be used as an item of jewelry, to show off the prestige of the wearer.
He is in his fifties and is skillfully working on project 'Collecting wood'. He wears:
- a small piece of fur that covers the groin and pelvic region leaving little to the imagination.
- a glimmering white elliptical ring hangs around the wearers neck with an flat disk on their back connected to the ring in two spots over each shoulder, giving an air of power to the individual.
Or used in making other items of clothing
toilet seat + leather straps = neat hat
- a beautiful white hat that protects the wearer from the sun with an attachment that can be flipped down on really hot days to keep the sun off of the back of the neck and allow the wind to blow through the wearers hair.
Taking it as a semi-finished product you could easily make it into an item for storage, a useful dung drying tool, or even a simple catapult. The possibilities are endless.
On a completely unrelated note, after this post I will be avoiding this forum until I am done with all of my finals in order to encourage myself to study.
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