Cantr Jokes

[A Neo Irony]

Now that would be interesting.

You arrive at unnamed location.

A man in his fourties says: Welcome to Nowheresville! Have some our fine, fresh, homemade dung!

A man in his fourties throws some dung at you.

[Wolf]

Hm... or maybe have a character who's a singer...

1365-0 You see Sisco grab a microphone
1365-0 Sisco says: "Let me see that duuuuuu-uuu-uuu-uuung...."
(a new take on the thong song)

Or...

1365-0 You see Tom Jones get on stage.
1365-0 Tom Jones says: "Sexbomb sexbomb, you're a sexbomb... [enter rest of song]"
1365-0 You see a woman in her twenties throw a loincloth at Tom Jones.
1365-0 You see a woman in her twenties throw a loincloth at Tom Jones.
1365-0 You see a woman in her eighties throw a loincloth at Tom Jones.
1365-0 You see a jealous and disgruntled husband in his twenties throw 15000 grams of dung at Tom Jones.

[Thetaris]

Oh! Hahaha! My character did that! Travi Mon'Terra didn't believe in Spirits in a Forest, and he (in my opinion) RP'd really well. He picked up dung, said in '**' that he was going to throw it, *he picks up dung*, and I passed it to someone. It kind of looked like I threw it. I picked up a knife from the ground, said I was going to throw it, and just stabbed the person and dropped the knife- developing a really atmospheric RP Forest.

He was killed.

[Blackdeath]

That seems to be a common trait among your chars

[Thetaris]

What?
Throwing dung at other players?
How the hell is that a common trait?

[Blackdeath]

He was killed

That seems to be a common trait among your chars

throwing dung is only common if you're a monkey...hey that'd be an interesting...

[Thetaris]

You're making no sense.

[Sho]

His point is that your characters get killed often.

[west]

*golfclaps*

Bit slow this morning, cantr people?