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Postby Pie » Sun Nov 27, 2005 2:28 pm

There was a monkey by the yellow construction trucks. He had some big, red blocks in his furry little backpack. Coincidentally, he begged, "please stop this immediately! Not another three word game that spams the forums!" "Curses" he said as CD came and appreciated spam. Then the monkey with a curious little, quirky smirk began to display advertisements for the people's republic of Insanely Dull Primates who didn't give enough money to be declared as nothing more than stupid Cantrians who have nothing better to do with punctuation marks.

Suddenly, Kinvoya ruined my pancakes. "Oh, no!" the monkey screamed, ripping hair from the very dastardly chicken. He was six foot tall, and wore a pair of boxers, which smelled very much like a fried balogna sandwhich; he also wore a very sexy fuschia negligee with purple polka dots.

The monkey smacked to the ground with a sickening, bone-cracking thud. He was taken to local asylum for eating some flea, drinking oil and slapped his tail against the padded pink wall. Eventually, he got confused. After a lobotomy he started giggling. Dazed and confused, the monkey played Cantr with his tail and his feet. He then cried because he had used up every last one of his minutes.

He then begged other players for little red cookbook recipes that would cook yellow construction trucks. Although he was sad when he found out that he had crabs jumping from guitar. He found out though, after tasting stinky, sweaty socks, that the little leprechaun looked blue. he then ate pie with a spork. The Colonel ate chiken from the chicken bucket, and got salmonella poisoning. Being violently ill, he decided to call the local video store.

He told Dee that he must rent a video for a very short period of kinvoya's life time. He wasent able to spell correctly becaues his teacher only spoke sign language with three of kinvoya's best dressed friends. One night, he thought, "I'll ask kinvoya why does my teacher speak sign with three of the other people with which she dresses up fancily." On another note, kinvoya did ruin nothing at all! Except for the stuff needed here. So he hung around with his S.P.A.R.T.A.N. energy sword Waiting for King-moo-cow.

What he did after that was go to the delacatesnt store and throw Pez at the bananas that wouldn't stop dancing and eat chees. Then a penguin wore purple sandals and he said "Skiers of Imflamarie!"As a volcano threw Pie at some idiot who
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Postby Kev Milsom » Sun Nov 27, 2005 2:34 pm

There was a monkey by the yellow construction trucks. He had some big, red blocks in his furry little backpack. Coincidentally, he begged, "please stop this immediately! Not another three word game that spams the forums!" "Curses" he said as CD came and appreciated spam. Then the monkey with a curious little, quirky smirk began to display advertisements for the people's republic of Insanely Dull Primates who didn't give enough money to be declared as nothing more than stupid Cantrians who have nothing better to do with punctuation marks.

Suddenly, Kinvoya ruined my pancakes. "Oh, no!" the monkey screamed, ripping hair from the very dastardly chicken. He was six foot tall, and wore a pair of boxers, which smelled very much like a fried balogna sandwhich; he also wore a very sexy fuschia negligee with purple polka dots.

The monkey smacked to the ground with a sickening, bone-cracking thud. He was taken to local asylum for eating some flea, drinking oil and slapped his tail against the padded pink wall. Eventually, he got confused. After a lobotomy he started giggling. Dazed and confused, the monkey played Cantr with his tail and his feet. He then cried because he had used up every last one of his minutes.

He then begged other players for little red cookbook recipes that would cook yellow construction trucks. Although he was sad when he found out that he had crabs jumping from guitar. He found out though, after tasting stinky, sweaty socks, that the little leprechaun looked blue. he then ate pie with a spork. The Colonel ate chiken from the chicken bucket, and got salmonella poisoning. Being violently ill, he decided to call the local video store.

He told Dee that he must rent a video for a very short period of kinvoya's life time. He wasent able to spell correctly becaues his teacher only spoke sign language with three of kinvoya's best dressed friends. One night, he thought, "I'll ask kinvoya why does my teacher speak sign with three of the other people with which she dresses up fancily." On another note, kinvoya did ruin nothing at all! Except for the stuff needed here. So he hung around with his S.P.A.R.T.A.N. energy sword Waiting for King-moo-cow.

What he did after that was go to the delacatesnt store and throw Pez at the bananas that wouldn't stop dancing and eat chees. Then a penguin wore purple sandals and he said "Skiers of Imflamarie!"As a volcano threw Pie at some idiot who stubbornly refused to
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Postby Pie » Sun Nov 27, 2005 2:37 pm

There was a monkey by the yellow construction trucks. He had some big, red blocks in his furry little backpack. Coincidentally, he begged, "please stop this immediately! Not another three word game that spams the forums!" "Curses" he said as CD came and appreciated spam. Then the monkey with a curious little, quirky smirk began to display advertisements for the people's republic of Insanely Dull Primates who didn't give enough money to be declared as nothing more than stupid Cantrians who have nothing better to do with punctuation marks.

Suddenly, Kinvoya ruined my pancakes. "Oh, no!" the monkey screamed, ripping hair from the very dastardly chicken. He was six foot tall, and wore a pair of boxers, which smelled very much like a fried balogna sandwhich; he also wore a very sexy fuschia negligee with purple polka dots.

The monkey smacked to the ground with a sickening, bone-cracking thud. He was taken to local asylum for eating some flea, drinking oil and slapped his tail against the padded pink wall. Eventually, he got confused. After a lobotomy he started giggling. Dazed and confused, the monkey played Cantr with his tail and his feet. He then cried because he had used up every last one of his minutes.

He then begged other players for little red cookbook recipes that would cook yellow construction trucks. Although he was sad when he found out that he had crabs jumping from guitar. He found out though, after tasting stinky, sweaty socks, that the little leprechaun looked blue. he then ate pie with a spork. The Colonel ate chiken from the chicken bucket, and got salmonella poisoning. Being violently ill, he decided to call the local video store.

He told Dee that he must rent a video for a very short period of kinvoya's life time. He wasent able to spell correctly becaues his teacher only spoke sign language with three of kinvoya's best dressed friends. One night, he thought, "I'll ask kinvoya why does my teacher speak sign with three of the other people with which she dresses up fancily." On another note, kinvoya did ruin nothing at all! Except for the stuff needed here. So he hung around with his S.P.A.R.T.A.N. energy sword Waiting for King-moo-cow.

What he did after that was go to the delacatesnt store and throw Pez at the bananas that wouldn't stop dancing and eat chees. Then a penguin wore purple sandals and he said "Skiers of Imflamarie!"As a volcano threw Pie at some idiot who
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There was a monkey by the yellow construction trucks. He had some big, red blocks in his furry little backpack. Coincidentally, he begged, "please stop this immediately! Not another three word game that spams the forums!" "Curses" he said as CD came and appreciated spam. Then the monkey with a curious little, quirky smirk began to display advertisements for the people's republic of Insanely Dull Primates who didn't give enough money to be declared as nothing more than stupid Cantrians who have nothing better to do with punctuation marks.

Suddenly, Kinvoya ruined my pancakes. "Oh, no!" the monkey screamed, ripping hair from the very dastardly chicken. He was six foot tall, and wore a pair of boxers, which smelled very much like a fried balogna sandwhich; he also wore a very sexy fuschia negligee with purple polka dots.

The monkey smacked to the ground with a sickening, bone-cracking thud. He was taken to local asylum for eating some flea, drinking oil and slapped his tail against the padded pink wall. Eventually, he got confused. After a lobotomy he started giggling. Dazed and confused, the monkey played Cantr with his tail and his feet. He then cried because he had used up every last one of his minutes.

He then begged other players for little red cookbook recipes that would cook yellow construction trucks. Although he was sad when he found out that he had crabs jumping from guitar. He found out though, after tasting stinky, sweaty socks, that the little leprechaun looked blue. he then ate pie with a spork. The Colonel ate chiken from the chicken bucket, and got salmonella poisoning. Being violently ill, he decided to call the local video store.

He told Dee that he must rent a video for a very short period of kinvoya's life time. He wasent able to spell correctly becaues his teacher only spoke sign language with three of kinvoya's best dressed friends. One night, he thought, "I'll ask kinvoya why does my teacher speak sign with three of the other people with which she dresses up fancily." On another note, kinvoya did ruin nothing at all! Except for the stuff needed here. So he hung around with his S.P.A.R.T.A.N. energy sword Waiting for King-moo-cow.

What he did after that was go to the delacatesnt store and throw Pez at the bananas that wouldn't stop dancing and eat chees. Then a penguin wore purple sandals and he said "Skiers of Imflamarie!"As a volcano threw Pie at some idiot who stubbornly refused to eat Kinvoya's Homemade
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Postby Kev Milsom » Sun Nov 27, 2005 2:43 pm

There was a monkey by the yellow construction trucks. He had some big, red blocks in his furry little backpack. Coincidentally, he begged, "please stop this immediately! Not another three word game that spams the forums!" "Curses" he said as CD came and appreciated spam. Then the monkey with a curious little, quirky smirk began to display advertisements for the people's republic of Insanely Dull Primates who didn't give enough money to be declared as nothing more than stupid Cantrians who have nothing better to do with punctuation marks.

Suddenly, Kinvoya ruined my pancakes. "Oh, no!" the monkey screamed, ripping hair from the very dastardly chicken. He was six foot tall, and wore a pair of boxers, which smelled very much like a fried balogna sandwhich; he also wore a very sexy fuschia negligee with purple polka dots.

The monkey smacked to the ground with a sickening, bone-cracking thud. He was taken to local asylum for eating some flea, drinking oil and slapped his tail against the padded pink wall. Eventually, he got confused. After a lobotomy he started giggling. Dazed and confused, the monkey played Cantr with his tail and his feet. He then cried because he had used up every last one of his minutes.

He then begged other players for little red cookbook recipes that would cook yellow construction trucks. Although he was sad when he found out that he had crabs jumping from guitar. He found out though, after tasting stinky, sweaty socks, that the little leprechaun looked blue. he then ate pie with a spork. The Colonel ate chiken from the chicken bucket, and got salmonella poisoning. Being violently ill, he decided to call the local video store.

He told Dee that he must rent a video for a very short period of kinvoya's life time. He wasent able to spell correctly becaues his teacher only spoke sign language with three of kinvoya's best dressed friends. One night, he thought, "I'll ask kinvoya why does my teacher speak sign with three of the other people with which she dresses up fancily." On another note, kinvoya did ruin nothing at all! Except for the stuff needed here. So he hung around with his S.P.A.R.T.A.N. energy sword Waiting for King-moo-cow.

What he did after that was go to the delacatesnt store and throw Pez at the bananas that wouldn't stop dancing and eat chees. Then a penguin wore purple sandals and he said "Skiers of Imflamarie!"As a volcano threw Pie at some idiot who stubbornly refused to eat Kinvoya's Homemade
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Postby Pie » Sun Nov 27, 2005 2:51 pm

There was a monkey by the yellow construction trucks. He had some big, red blocks in his furry little backpack. Coincidentally, he begged, "please stop this immediately! Not another three word game that spams the forums!" "Curses" he said as CD came and appreciated spam. Then the monkey with a curious little, quirky smirk began to display advertisements for the people's republic of Insanely Dull Primates who didn't give enough money to be declared as nothing more than stupid Cantrians who have nothing better to do with punctuation marks.

Suddenly, Kinvoya ruined my pancakes. "Oh, no!" the monkey screamed, ripping hair from the very dastardly chicken. He was six foot tall, and wore a pair of boxers, which smelled very much like a fried balogna sandwhich; he also wore a very sexy fuschia negligee with purple polka dots.

The monkey smacked to the ground with a sickening, bone-cracking thud. He was taken to local asylum for eating some flea, drinking oil and slapped his tail against the padded pink wall. Eventually, he got confused. After a lobotomy he started giggling. Dazed and confused, the monkey played Cantr with his tail and his feet. He then cried because he had used up every last one of his minutes.

He then begged other players for little red cookbook recipes that would cook yellow construction trucks. Although he was sad when he found out that he had crabs jumping from guitar. He found out though, after tasting stinky, sweaty socks, that the little leprechaun looked blue. he then ate pie with a spork. The Colonel ate chiken from the chicken bucket, and got salmonella poisoning. Being violently ill, he decided to call the local video store.

He told Dee that he must rent a video for a very short period of kinvoya's life time. He wasent able to spell correctly becaues his teacher only spoke sign language with three of kinvoya's best dressed friends. One night, he thought, "I'll ask kinvoya why does my teacher speak sign with three of the other people with which she dresses up fancily." On another note, kinvoya did ruin nothing at all! Except for the stuff needed here. So he hung around with his S.P.A.R.T.A.N. energy sword Waiting for King-moo-cow.

What he did after that was go to the delacatesnt store and throw Pez at the bananas that wouldn't stop dancing and eat chees. Then a penguin wore purple sandals and he said "Skiers of Imflamarie!"As a volcano threw Pie at some idiot who stubbornly refused to eat Kinvoya's Homemade coconut cheese burgers not anywere Kinvoya.
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Postby nitefyre » Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:04 pm

There was a monkey by the yellow construction trucks. He had some big, red blocks in his furry little backpack. Coincidentally, he begged, "please stop this immediately! Not another three word game that spams the forums!" "Curses" he said as CD came and appreciated spam. Then the monkey with a curious little, quirky smirk began to display advertisements for the people's republic of Insanely Dull Primates who didn't give enough money to be declared as nothing more than stupid Cantrians who have nothing better to do with punctuation marks.

Suddenly, Kinvoya ruined my pancakes. "Oh, no!" the monkey screamed, ripping hair from the very dastardly chicken. He was six foot tall, and wore a pair of boxers, which smelled very much like a fried balogna sandwhich; he also wore a very sexy fuschia negligee with purple polka dots.

The monkey smacked to the ground with a sickening, bone-cracking thud. He was taken to local asylum for eating some flea, drinking oil and slapped his tail against the padded pink wall. Eventually, he got confused. After a lobotomy he started giggling. Dazed and confused, the monkey played Cantr with his tail and his feet. He then cried because he had used up every last one of his minutes.

He then begged other players for little red cookbook recipes that would cook yellow construction trucks. Although he was sad when he found out that he had crabs jumping from guitar. He found out though, after tasting stinky, sweaty socks, that the little leprechaun looked blue. he then ate pie with a spork. The Colonel ate chiken from the chicken bucket, and got salmonella poisoning. Being violently ill, he decided to call the local video store.

He told Dee that he must rent a video for a very short period of kinvoya's life time. He wasent able to spell correctly becaues his teacher only spoke sign language with three of kinvoya's best dressed friends. One night, he thought, "I'll ask kinvoya why does my teacher speak sign with three of the other people with which she dresses up fancily." On another note, kinvoya did ruin nothing at all! Except for the stuff needed here. So he hung around with his S.P.A.R.T.A.N. energy sword Waiting for King-moo-cow.

What he did after that was go to the delacatesnt store and throw Pez at the bananas that wouldn't stop dancing and eat chees. Then a penguin wore purple sandals and he said "Skiers of Imflamarie!"As a volcano threw Pie at some idiot who stubbornly refused to eat Kinvoya's Homemade coconut cheese burgers not anywere Kinvoya. <b>Finally, brilliant stupidity</b>
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Postby Lauren » Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:10 pm

There was a monkey by the yellow construction trucks. He had some big, red blocks in his furry little backpack. Coincidentally, he begged, "please stop this immediately! Not another three word game that spams the forums!" "Curses" he said as CD came and appreciated spam. Then the monkey with a curious little, quirky smirk began to display advertisements for the people's republic of Insanely Dull Primates who didn't give enough money to be declared as nothing more than stupid Cantrians who have nothing better to do with punctuation marks.

Suddenly, Kinvoya ruined my pancakes. "Oh, no!" the monkey screamed, ripping hair from the very dastardly chicken. He was six foot tall, and wore a pair of boxers, which smelled very much like a fried balogna sandwhich; he also wore a very sexy fuschia negligee with purple polka dots.

The monkey smacked to the ground with a sickening, bone-cracking thud. He was taken to local asylum for eating some flea, drinking oil and slapped his tail against the padded pink wall. Eventually, he got confused. After a lobotomy he started giggling. Dazed and confused, the monkey played Cantr with his tail and his feet. He then cried because he had used up every last one of his minutes.

He then begged other players for little red cookbook recipes that would cook yellow construction trucks. Although he was sad when he found out that he had crabs jumping from guitar. He found out though, after tasting stinky, sweaty socks, that the little leprechaun looked blue. he then ate pie with a spork. The Colonel ate chiken from the chicken bucket, and got salmonella poisoning. Being violently ill, he decided to call the local video store.

He told Dee that he must rent a video for a very short period of kinvoya's life time. He wasent able to spell correctly becaues his teacher only spoke sign language with three of kinvoya's best dressed friends. One night, he thought, "I'll ask kinvoya why does my teacher speak sign with three of the other people with which she dresses up fancily." On another note, kinvoya did ruin nothing at all! Except for the stuff needed here. So he hung around with his S.P.A.R.T.A.N. energy sword Waiting for King-moo-cow.

What he did after that was go to the delacatesnt store and throw Pez at the bananas that wouldn't stop dancing and eat chees. Then a penguin wore purple sandals and he said "Skiers of Imflamarie!"As a volcano threw Pie at some idiot who stubbornly refused to eat Kinvoya's Homemade coconut cheese burgers not anywere Kinvoya. Finally, brilliant stupidity overcame the monkey
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Postby nitefyre » Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:59 pm

There was a monkey by the yellow construction trucks. He had some big, red blocks in his furry little backpack. Coincidentally, he begged, "please stop this immediately! Not another three word game that spams the forums!" "Curses" he said as CD came and appreciated spam. Then the monkey with a curious little, quirky smirk began to display advertisements for the people's republic of Insanely Dull Primates who didn't give enough money to be declared as nothing more than stupid Cantrians who have nothing better to do with punctuation marks.

Suddenly, Kinvoya ruined my pancakes. "Oh, no!" the monkey screamed, ripping hair from the very dastardly chicken. He was six foot tall, and wore a pair of boxers, which smelled very much like a fried balogna sandwhich; he also wore a very sexy fuschia negligee with purple polka dots.

The monkey smacked to the ground with a sickening, bone-cracking thud. He was taken to local asylum for eating some flea, drinking oil and slapped his tail against the padded pink wall. Eventually, he got confused. After a lobotomy he started giggling. Dazed and confused, the monkey played Cantr with his tail and his feet. He then cried because he had used up every last one of his minutes.

He then begged other players for little red cookbook recipes that would cook yellow construction trucks. Although he was sad when he found out that he had crabs jumping from guitar. He found out though, after tasting stinky, sweaty socks, that the little leprechaun looked blue. he then ate pie with a spork. The Colonel ate chiken from the chicken bucket, and got salmonella poisoning. Being violently ill, he decided to call the local video store.

He told Dee that he must rent a video for a very short period of kinvoya's life time. He wasent able to spell correctly becaues his teacher only spoke sign language with three of kinvoya's best dressed friends. One night, he thought, "I'll ask kinvoya why does my teacher speak sign with three of the other people with which she dresses up fancily." On another note, kinvoya did ruin nothing at all! Except for the stuff needed here. So he hung around with his S.P.A.R.T.A.N. energy sword Waiting for King-moo-cow.

What he did after that was go to the delacatesnt store and throw Pez at the bananas that wouldn't stop dancing and eat chees. Then a penguin wore purple sandals and he said "Skiers of Imflamarie!"As a volcano threw Pie at some idiot who stubbornly refused to eat Kinvoya's Homemade coconut cheese burgers not anywere Kinvoya. Finally, brilliant stupidity overcame the monkey<b>; yellow construction trucks,</b>
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Postby Fleegle » Sun Nov 27, 2005 4:11 pm

There was a monkey by the yellow construction trucks. He had some big, red blocks in his furry little backpack. Coincidentally, he begged, "please stop this immediately! Not another three word game that spams the forums!" "Curses" he said as CD came and appreciated spam. Then the monkey with a curious little, quirky smirk began to display advertisements for the people's republic of Insanely Dull Primates who didn't give enough money to be declared as nothing more than stupid Cantrians who have nothing better to do with punctuation marks.

Suddenly, Kinvoya ruined my pancakes. "Oh, no!" the monkey screamed, ripping hair from the very dastardly chicken. He was six foot tall, and wore a pair of boxers, which smelled very much like a fried balogna sandwhich; he also wore a very sexy fuschia negligee with purple polka dots.

The monkey smacked to the ground with a sickening, bone-cracking thud. He was taken to local asylum for eating some flea, drinking oil and slapped his tail against the padded pink wall. Eventually, he got confused. After a lobotomy he started giggling. Dazed and confused, the monkey played Cantr with his tail and his feet. He then cried because he had used up every last one of his minutes.

He then begged other players for little red cookbook recipes that would cook yellow construction trucks. Although he was sad when he found out that he had crabs jumping from guitar. He found out though, after tasting stinky, sweaty socks, that the little leprechaun looked blue. he then ate pie with a spork. The Colonel ate chiken from the chicken bucket, and got salmonella poisoning. Being violently ill, he decided to call the local video store.

He told Dee that he must rent a video for a very short period of kinvoya's life time. He wasent able to spell correctly becaues his teacher only spoke sign language with three of kinvoya's best dressed friends. One night, he thought, "I'll ask kinvoya why does my teacher speak sign with three of the other people with which she dresses up fancily." On another note, kinvoya did ruin nothing at all! Except for the stuff needed here. So he hung around with his S.P.A.R.T.A.N. energy sword Waiting for King-moo-cow.

What he did after that was go to the delacatesnt store and throw Pez at the bananas that wouldn't stop dancing and eat chees. Then a penguin wore purple sandals and he said "Skiers of Imflamarie!"As a volcano threw Pie at some idiot who stubbornly refused to eat Kinvoya's Homemade coconut cheese burgers not anywere Kinvoya. Finally, brilliant stupidity overcame the monkey, yellow construction trucks, driven by gorillas
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Postby theguy » Sun Nov 27, 2005 6:38 pm

theguy wrote:There was a monkey by the yellow construction trucks. He had some big, red blocks in his furry little backpack. Coincidentally, he begged, "please stop this immediately! Not another three word game that spams the forums!" "Curses" he said as CD came and appreciated spam. Then the monkey with a curious little, quirky smirk began to display advertisements for the people's republic of Insanely Dull Primates who didn't give enough money to be declared as nothing more than stupid Cantrians who have nothing better to do with punctuation marks.

Suddenly, Kinvoya ruined my pancakes. "Oh, no!" the monkey screamed, ripping hair from the very dastardly chicken. He was six foot tall, and wore a pair of boxers, which smelled very much like a fried balogna sandwhich; he also wore a very sexy fuschia negligee with purple polka dots.

The monkey smacked to the ground with a sickening, bone-cracking thud. He was taken to local asylum for eating some flea, drinking oil and slapped his tail against the padded pink wall. Eventually, he got confused. After a lobotomy he started giggling. Dazed and confused, the monkey played Cantr with his tail and his feet. He then cried because he had used up every last one of his minutes.

He then begged other players for little red cookbook recipes that would cook yellow construction trucks. Although he was sad when he found out that he had crabs jumping from guitar. He found out though, after tasting stinky, sweaty socks, that the little leprechaun looked blue. he then ate pie with a spork. The Colonel ate chiken from the chicken bucket, and got salmonella poisoning. Being violently ill, he decided to call the local video store.

He told Dee that he must rent a video for a very short period of kinvoya's life time. He wasent able to spell correctly becaues his teacher only spoke sign language with three of kinvoya's best dressed friends. One night, he thought, "I'll ask kinvoya why does my teacher speak sign with three of the other people with which she dresses up fancily." On another note, kinvoya did ruin nothing at all! Except for the stuff needed here. So he hung around with his S.P.A.R.T.A.N. energy sword Waiting for King-moo-cow.

What he did after that was go to the delacatesnt store and throw Pez at the bananas that wouldn't stop dancing and eat chees. Then a penguin wore purple sandals and he said "Skiers of Imflamarie!"As a volcano threw Pie at some idiot who stubbornly refused to eat Kinvoya's Homemade coconut cheese burgers not anywere Kinvoya. Finally, brilliant stupidity overcame the monkey, yellow construction trucks, driven by gorillas started taking over
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TheThread wrote:There was a monkey by the yellow construction trucks. He had some big, red blocks in his furry little backpack. Coincidentally, he begged, "please stop this immediately! Not another three word game that spams the forums!" "Curses" he said as CD came and appreciated spam. Then the monkey with a curious little, quirky smirk began to display advertisements for the people's republic of Insanely Dull Primates who didn't give enough money to be declared as nothing more than stupid Cantrians who have nothing better to do with punctuation marks.

Suddenly, Kinvoya ruined my pancakes. "Oh, no!" the monkey screamed, ripping hair from the very dastardly chicken. He was six foot tall, and wore a pair of boxers, which smelled very much like a fried balogna sandwhich; he also wore a very sexy fuschia negligee with purple polka dots.

The monkey smacked to the ground with a sickening, bone-cracking thud. He was taken to local asylum for eating some flea, drinking oil and slapped his tail against the padded pink wall. Eventually, he got confused. After a lobotomy he started giggling. Dazed and confused, the monkey played Cantr with his tail and his feet. He then cried because he had used up every last one of his minutes.

He then begged other players for little red cookbook recipes that would cook yellow construction trucks. Although he was sad when he found out that he had crabs jumping from guitar. He found out though, after tasting stinky, sweaty socks, that the little leprechaun looked blue. he then ate pie with a spork. The Colonel ate chiken from the chicken bucket, and got salmonella poisoning. Being violently ill, he decided to call the local video store.

He told Dee that he must rent a video for a very short period of kinvoya's life time. He wasent able to spell correctly becaues his teacher only spoke sign language with three of kinvoya's best dressed friends. One night, he thought, "I'll ask kinvoya why does my teacher speak sign with three of the other people with which she dresses up fancily." On another note, kinvoya did ruin nothing at all! Except for the stuff needed here. So he hung around with his S.P.A.R.T.A.N. energy sword Waiting for King-moo-cow.

What he did after that was go to the delacatesnt store and throw Pez at the bananas that wouldn't stop dancing and eat chees. Then a penguin wore purple sandals and he said "Skiers of Imflamarie!"As a volcano threw Pie at some idiot who stubbornly refused to eat Kinvoya's Homemade coconut cheese burgers not anywere Kinvoya. Finally, brilliant stupidity overcame the monkey; yellow construction trucks, driven by gorillas, started taking over <b>Kinvoya's front lawn</b>
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Postby MrPenguin589 » Sun Nov 27, 2005 7:46 pm

There was a monkey by the yellow construction trucks. He had some big, red blocks in his furry little backpack. Coincidentally, he begged, "please stop this immediately! Not another three word game that spams the forums!" "Curses" he said as CD came and appreciated spam. Then the monkey with a curious little, quirky smirk began to display advertisements for the people's republic of Insanely Dull Primates who didn't give enough money to be declared as nothing more than stupid Cantrians who have nothing better to do with punctuation marks.

Suddenly, Kinvoya ruined my pancakes. "Oh, no!" the monkey screamed, ripping hair from the very dastardly chicken. He was six foot tall, and wore a pair of boxers, which smelled very much like a fried balogna sandwhich; he also wore a very sexy fuschia negligee with purple polka dots.

The monkey smacked to the ground with a sickening, bone-cracking thud. He was taken to local asylum for eating some flea, drinking oil and slapped his tail against the padded pink wall. Eventually, he got confused. After a lobotomy he started giggling. Dazed and confused, the monkey played Cantr with his tail and his feet. He then cried because he had used up every last one of his minutes.

He then begged other players for little red cookbook recipes that would cook yellow construction trucks. Although he was sad when he found out that he had crabs jumping from guitar. He found out though, after tasting stinky, sweaty socks, that the little leprechaun looked blue. he then ate pie with a spork. The Colonel ate chiken from the chicken bucket, and got salmonella poisoning. Being violently ill, he decided to call the local video store.

He told Dee that he must rent a video for a very short period of kinvoya's life time. He wasent able to spell correctly becaues his teacher only spoke sign language with three of kinvoya's best dressed friends. One night, he thought, "I'll ask kinvoya why does my teacher speak sign with three of the other people with which she dresses up fancily." On another note, kinvoya did ruin nothing at all! Except for the stuff needed here. So he hung around with his S.P.A.R.T.A.N. energy sword Waiting for King-moo-cow.

What he did after that was go to the delacatesnt store and throw Pez at the bananas that wouldn't stop dancing and eat chees. Then a penguin wore purple sandals and he said "Skiers of Imflamarie!"As a volcano threw Pie at some idiot who stubbornly refused to eat Kinvoya's Homemade coconut cheese burgers not anywere Kinvoya. Finally, brilliant stupidity overcame the monkey; yellow construction trucks, driven by gorillas, started taking over Kinvoya's front lawn as he ran
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Postby Pie » Sun Nov 27, 2005 10:08 pm

There was a monkey by the yellow construction trucks. He had some big, red blocks in his furry little backpack. Coincidentally, he begged, "please stop this immediately! Not another three word game that spams the forums!" "Curses" he said as CD came and appreciated spam. Then the monkey with a curious little, quirky smirk began to display advertisements for the people's republic of Insanely Dull Primates who didn't give enough money to be declared as nothing more than stupid Cantrians who have nothing better to do with punctuation marks.

Suddenly, Kinvoya ruined my pancakes. "Oh, no!" the monkey screamed, ripping hair from the very dastardly chicken. He was six foot tall, and wore a pair of boxers, which smelled very much like a fried balogna sandwhich; he also wore a very sexy fuschia negligee with purple polka dots.

The monkey smacked to the ground with a sickening, bone-cracking thud. He was taken to local asylum for eating some flea, drinking oil and slapped his tail against the padded pink wall. Eventually, he got confused. After a lobotomy he started giggling. Dazed and confused, the monkey played Cantr with his tail and his feet. He then cried because he had used up every last one of his minutes.

He then begged other players for little red cookbook recipes that would cook yellow construction trucks. Although he was sad when he found out that he had crabs jumping from guitar. He found out though, after tasting stinky, sweaty socks, that the little leprechaun looked blue. he then ate pie with a spork. The Colonel ate chiken from the chicken bucket, and got salmonella poisoning. Being violently ill, he decided to call the local video store.

He told Dee that he must rent a video for a very short period of kinvoya's life time. He wasent able to spell correctly becaues his teacher only spoke sign language with three of kinvoya's best dressed friends. One night, he thought, "I'll ask kinvoya why does my teacher speak sign with three of the other people with which she dresses up fancily." On another note, kinvoya did ruin nothing at all! Except for the stuff needed here. So he hung around with his S.P.A.R.T.A.N. energy sword Waiting for King-moo-cow.

What he did after that was go to the delacatesnt store and throw Pez at the bananas that wouldn't stop dancing and eat chees. Then a penguin wore purple sandals and he said "Skiers of Imflamarie!"As a volcano threw Pie at some idiot who stubbornly refused to eat Kinvoya's Homemade coconut cheese burgers not anywere Kinvoya. Finally, brilliant stupidity overcame the monkey; yellow construction trucks, driven by gorillas, started taking over Kinvoya's front lawn

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There was a monkey by the yellow construction trucks. He had some big, red blocks in his furry little backpack. Coincidentally, he begged, "please stop this immediately! Not another three word game that spams the forums!" "Curses" he said as CD came and appreciated spam. Then the monkey with a curious little, quirky smirk began to display advertisements for the people's republic of Insanely Dull Primates who didn't give enough money to be declared as nothing more than stupid Cantrians who have nothing better to do with punctuation marks.

Suddenly, Kinvoya ruined my pancakes. "Oh, no!" the monkey screamed, ripping hair from the very dastardly chicken. He was six foot tall, and wore a pair of boxers, which smelled very much like a fried balogna sandwhich; he also wore a very sexy fuschia negligee with purple polka dots.

The monkey smacked to the ground with a sickening, bone-cracking thud. He was taken to local asylum for eating some flea, drinking oil and slapped his tail against the padded pink wall. Eventually, he got confused. After a lobotomy he started giggling. Dazed and confused, the monkey played Cantr with his tail and his feet. He then cried because he had used up every last one of his minutes.

He then begged other players for little red cookbook recipes that would cook yellow construction trucks. Although he was sad when he found out that he had crabs jumping from guitar. He found out though, after tasting stinky, sweaty socks, that the little leprechaun looked blue. he then ate pie with a spork. The Colonel ate chiken from the chicken bucket, and got salmonella poisoning. Being violently ill, he decided to call the local video store.

He told Dee that he must rent a video for a very short period of kinvoya's life time. He wasent able to spell correctly becaues his teacher only spoke sign language with three of kinvoya's best dressed friends. One night, he thought, "I'll ask kinvoya why does my teacher speak sign with three of the other people with which she dresses up fancily." On another note, kinvoya did ruin nothing at all! Except for the stuff needed here. So he hung around with his S.P.A.R.T.A.N. energy sword Waiting for King-moo-cow.

What he did after that was go to the delacatesnt store and throw Pez at the bananas that wouldn't stop dancing and eat chees. Then a penguin wore purple sandals and he said "Skiers of Imflamarie!"As a volcano threw Pie at some idiot who stubbornly refused to eat Kinvoya's Homemade coconut cheese burgers not anywere Kinvoya. Finally, brilliant stupidity overcame the monkey; yellow construction trucks, driven by gorillas, started taking over Kinvoya's front lawn as he ran for his underground
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Postby nitefyre » Sun Nov 27, 2005 11:46 pm

There was a monkey by the yellow construction trucks. He had some big, red blocks in his furry little backpack. Coincidentally, he begged, "please stop this immediately! Not another three word game that spams the forums!" "Curses" he said as CD came and appreciated spam. Then the monkey with a curious little, quirky smirk began to display advertisements for the people's republic of Insanely Dull Primates who didn't give enough money to be declared as nothing more than stupid Cantrians who have nothing better to do with punctuation marks.

Suddenly, Kinvoya ruined my pancakes. "Oh, no!" the monkey screamed, ripping hair from the very dastardly chicken. He was six foot tall, and wore a pair of boxers, which smelled very much like a fried balogna sandwhich; he also wore a very sexy fuschia negligee with purple polka dots.

The monkey smacked to the ground with a sickening, bone-cracking thud. He was taken to local asylum for eating some flea, drinking oil and slapped his tail against the padded pink wall. Eventually, he got confused. After a lobotomy he started giggling. Dazed and confused, the monkey played Cantr with his tail and his feet. He then cried because he had used up every last one of his minutes.

He then begged other players for little red cookbook recipes that would cook yellow construction trucks. Although he was sad when he found out that he had crabs jumping from guitar. He found out though, after tasting stinky, sweaty socks, that the little leprechaun looked blue. he then ate pie with a spork. The Colonel ate chiken from the chicken bucket, and got salmonella poisoning. Being violently ill, he decided to call the local video store.

He told Dee that he must rent a video for a very short period of kinvoya's life time. He wasent able to spell correctly becaues his teacher only spoke sign language with three of kinvoya's best dressed friends. One night, he thought, "I'll ask kinvoya why does my teacher speak sign with three of the other people with which she dresses up fancily." On another note, kinvoya did ruin nothing at all! Except for the stuff needed here. So he hung around with his S.P.A.R.T.A.N. energy sword Waiting for King-moo-cow.

What he did after that was go to the delacatesnt store and throw Pez at the bananas that wouldn't stop dancing and eat chees. Then a penguin wore purple sandals and he said "Skiers of Imflamarie!"As a volcano threw Pie at some idiot who stubbornly refused to eat Kinvoya's Homemade coconut cheese burgers not anywere Kinvoya. Finally, brilliant stupidity overcame the monkey; yellow construction trucks, driven by gorillas, started taking over Kinvoya's front lawn as he ran for his underground <b>post whoring contraption.</b>
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