You know your addicted to CantrII when.....

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Postby thingnumber2 » Tue Dec 02, 2003 5:44 am

...you try to build a house with just a trowel and 55 pounds of stone
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Postby The Hunter » Tue Dec 02, 2003 11:12 am

Youre actually serius about putting a (probably) green stcker on your shiny car and risk a serious fight with your way taller GF and you know its gonna cost you a lot in terms of presents (not counting christmas or Sint nicolaas stuff which we never gave anyway).

Thats when your addicted)
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Postby Camino » Tue Dec 02, 2003 8:13 pm

OH GOD! What have you done to my topic? :x
This a place of love! Or at least humorous strings of words about the world in our own world which exists on the world or is it in the world? *shrugs*

You know you're addicted to CantrII when you start saying to builders "So how long till you dig all the stone up then?"

Your know you're addicted to CantrII when you ignore planning permission and just set about adding another room to your house.

You know you're addicted to CantrII when people asked if your ready for an adventure and you say "Sure am I got my trowel,hammer,iron shield and a sabre in case we meet a goat, oh and some spinage in case you anyone gets hurt"

You know you're addicted to CantrII when you run for cover at the words "Animal Show", well why not all animals are evil :!:

You know you're addicted to CantrII when you spend your time correcting people at road laying saying "All you need is some sand and a shovel then we can move on to upgrading to a paved road"

You know you're addicted to CantrII when you have an accident and beg the paramedics for some mushrooms or popcorn.

You know you're addicted to CantrII when you tell your family who you only met after a few years searching, that your going to travel about in a longboat you've been making in your spare time.

Now listen up you no good addicts I'm watching you and if I see any hint that you're not addicted I'll be after you with a laptop and wireless internet connection!
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Postby Meh » Tue Dec 02, 2003 8:37 pm

You know you're addicted to CantrII when you go to make a shopping list and end up writing on the floor since the paper just didn't appear when it should have.

You know you're addicted to CantrII when you spend an hour trying to copy your last shopping list since it was similiar. It seems that the last one does not have a copy button on it.

The police know you're addicted to CantrII when they pick you up for being naked in public. AGAIN!

You know you're addicted to CantrII when your shopping limit is 15 kilograms at a time.

The police know you're addicted to CantrII when you are escorted out of the shop for making a big deal that money is useless and they should accept your wood in fair trade.

You know you're addicted to CantrII when you put something in a jar and then take it out and repeat several times just to make sure the jar is storing things correctly.

You know you're addicted to CantrII when you come home and dump your groceries in the middle of the floor.

Your freinds know you're addicted to CantrII when your room start to fill up with trash because you have lost all comprehension of what trash is.

You know you're addicted to CantrII when your diet consists soley of raw potatoes, rice, aspargus, carrots, and spinach.

The police know you're addicted to CantrII when they find you dead in the middle of a pile of raw potatoes, rice, aspargus, carrots, and spinach. "Another Cantr player forgot how to open plastic bags and work a can opener again."

The police know you're addicted to CantrII when they find you well fed but dead of thirst.
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Postby west » Wed Dec 03, 2003 12:00 am

So spread the word and spread awareness (and get more players)
so the police know what they're dealing with!
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Postby g1asswa1ker » Wed Dec 03, 2003 12:44 am

You know your addicted when they find your body on the floor dead with 15kg of spinage cause you didn't eat it cause that suppost to happen by itself
Somehow you strayed and lost your way,
and now there'll be no time to play,
no time for joy,
no time for friends
- not even time to make amends.
You are too naïve if you do believe life is innocent laughter and fun.
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Postby kroner » Wed Dec 03, 2003 1:03 am

...when you only work a few minuites around the begining of each hour and expect to be just as productive.
DOOM!
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Postby g1asswa1ker » Wed Dec 03, 2003 1:06 am

Whyen yhou haven sleept in a year and think you can still function normally
Somehow you strayed and lost your way,
and now there'll be no time to play,
no time for joy,
no time for friends
- not even time to make amends.
You are too naïve if you do believe life is innocent laughter and fun.
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Postby new.vogue.nightmare » Wed Dec 03, 2003 1:11 am

What, you mean that's not normal? What is this 'sleep,' anyway?
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Postby thingnumber2 » Wed Dec 03, 2003 4:41 am

...when you think 1 gram of cotton is a good blanket...
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Postby new.vogue.nightmare » Wed Dec 03, 2003 5:37 am

...when you break your ankle and immediately set to work making brooms and shields.
Sicofonte wrote:SLURP, SLURP, SLURP...




<Kimidori> esperanto is sooooo sexy^^^^
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Postby JJ » Wed Dec 03, 2003 6:03 am

you know your screwed when you disrespect Alexa and continue to argue with her.. :shock:
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Postby west » Wed Dec 03, 2003 8:54 am

you don't necessarily KNOW, but you soon find out. :mrgreen:
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Postby Spectrus_Wolfus » Thu Dec 04, 2003 8:08 pm

you know your addiceted to CantrII when you miss the bus and instead of walking coe back inside and play for another hour instead of walking :lol:
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Postby Solfius » Thu Dec 04, 2003 8:36 pm

Spectrus_Wolfus wrote:you know your addiceted to CantrII when you miss the bus and instead of walking coe back inside and play for another hour instead of walking :lol:


You know you're addicted to CantrII when you don't actually leave the house in the first place...

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