Santa Theory

metcalfedj · Postby **metcalfedj** » Sun Nov 30, 2003 8:50 pm

He will still see past your plan though jj he is very clever remember he knows when your good and bad and when your awake or sleeping so if he knows when your bad he will know how your being bad so he will see you do it. So Santa wins again

JJ · Postby JJ » Sun Nov 30, 2003 9:50 pm

Santas watching me?????? :shock:

oh my god!!!! santa's a nasty old perv!!! i feel so violated so so used!! :cry:

*curels up into a lil ball*

sammigurl61190 · Postby **sammigurl61190** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 12:38 am

LMAO Carrots??? What the hell kind of a diet is that for Santa?? And sherry?? Are you trying to make him run into Big Ben while he's driving??? LOL

JJ · Postby JJ » Mon Dec 01, 2003 12:39 am

DUDE!!! ROFLMFAO!!!!!! XD

sammigurl61190 · Postby **sammigurl61190** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 12:45 am

kroner · Postby **kroner** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 3:20 am

the government could hire santa and then it would be like 1984.

big brother is watching :twisted:

The Hunter · Postby **The Hunter** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 3:24 am

Still, I like "sint nikolaas" better. He's of any use to peeps other then children U know. He's the patron of travellers and Sailors. Like meh...

Meh · Postby **Meh** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 3:30 am

They are ready are.

With an international site that has words like anarchy, and goverment overthrow plots in it already the only keywords that are needs are terrorist and thermonuclear device and or biological weapons and we would move way up on the watch lists.

Oooops.

rklenseth · Postby **rklenseth** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 3:31 am

Europeans have the bad Santa Claus too don't you? I heard instead of giving us coal, like Santa does here in America, this Santa Claus will do even worse things which include beatings with a whip. At least that is what I learned in French Class when we learn about their culture. Though this is coming from the French. :roll:

The Hunter · Postby **The Hunter** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 3:40 am

well, Sinterklaas here (sint Nicolaas) Has Moore's as helpers instead of elve's. When u have been a bad kid, You will be put in his big bag and be brought to spain, where they use a bundle of twigs to whack your ***.

rklenseth · Postby **rklenseth** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 3:42 am

I guess when you mean Moore you mean Moor as in Spanish Muslim, correct?

The Hunter · Postby **The Hunter** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 3:43 am

rklenseth wrote:I guess when you mean Moore you mean Moor as in Spanish Muslim, correct?

Sorry... damn keyboard again. (damn that position of the "E".

It'd be terrible, Sinterklaas assisted by a bunch of James Bonds.

rklenseth · Postby **rklenseth** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 3:47 am

The Dutch Santa Claus is quite harsh. Now as it is said here if you get coal in your stocking then at least you can use the coal or even sell it to buy something else and start a business. :wink:

The Hunter · Postby **The Hunter** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 3:49 am

rklenseth wrote:The Dutch Santa Claus is quite harsh. Now as it is said here if you get coal in your stocking then at least you can use the coal or even sell it to buy something else and start a business.

I would have been rich were I born in the US.

Ramsey · Postby **Ramsey** » Mon Jan 05, 2004 3:20 pm

Well....I think Santa is as real as the toothfairy...or the easter bunny...or the trix bunny!! or the leprechaun from lucky charms cereal...rofl.

Anyway...I do remember hearing about the story of a real santa...but, wasnt it in Norway? none the less....it's obviously a childrens holiday...we all celebrate because we are all big kids. LOL. It's definately become a aommercial holiday...but, I think that parents become santa.

Oh...and i think people should leave santa nice big London broil and lobster tail dinners....i'm sure the end result will definately be better...LOL :lol:

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