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Anthony Roberts
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Postby Anthony Roberts » Thu Aug 18, 2005 4:41 pm

Q: This gerbal has left us some presents?

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A: I found a dollar!
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Postby Fleegle » Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:24 pm

Q: You know what happened to me at the laundromat?



A: I didn't know she was a man!
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Postby SekoETC » Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:28 am

Why were you hitting on that drag queen?

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They look like maggots.
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Postby formerly known as hf » Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:41 am

Next to their huge bellies, fat guys' ...

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so I screamed 'Spank me!'
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Fleegle
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Postby Fleegle » Fri Aug 19, 2005 2:07 pm

(Hey... that wasn't a question... and that answer doesn't work either)
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Jur Schagen
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Postby Jur Schagen » Fri Aug 19, 2005 2:15 pm

Fleegle wrote:(Hey... that wasn't a question... and that answer doesn't work either)


Oh yes it was... how about:
"So, what happened next? "
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Well, I don't think I can tell you that...
KEEPER: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
ARTHUR: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
KEEPER: What? I...I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!

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Postby Surly » Fri Aug 19, 2005 2:18 pm

Q. So, why exactly are Cantr staff members so reluctant to answer questions?

(sorry, couldn't resist...)

A. Coconuts. Big ones... :wink:
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Postby Fleegle » Fri Aug 19, 2005 2:24 pm

Jur Schagen wrote:Oh yes it was... how about:
"So, what happened next? "


(I concede, that answer does work, but I still maintain that the question doesn't, since it wasn't a question but rather the first half of a statement.)

Q: What did you say they looked like?



A: I stuffed them in my mouth.
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Postby Jur Schagen » Fri Aug 19, 2005 3:02 pm

The Surly Cantrian wrote:Q. So, why exactly are Cantr staff members so reluctant to answer questions?

(sorry, couldn't resist...)


Oh, but I *could* tell you that, Surly... I'm not sure if you want to know the answer though...
KEEPER: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

ARTHUR: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

KEEPER: What? I...I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!



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Postby formerly known as hf » Fri Aug 19, 2005 3:13 pm

I saw your avvie Jur - and I thought - I recognise that - but I couldn't remember where from...
then I saw your signie - nice one :)
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Postby SekoETC » Fri Aug 19, 2005 3:35 pm

Fleegle wrote:
A: I stuffed them in my mouth.


Q: Why are my socks all wet and slimy?

A: It was raining out there.
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Postby Sunni Daez » Fri Aug 19, 2005 6:05 pm

Q: Why are all the ducks so happy?


A: It was bigger than a cucumber.
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Postby The Lurker » Fri Aug 19, 2005 8:04 pm

Q: Can you please describe the weapon you saw the defendant brandishing that fateful night?

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A: Vatican City
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Postby Fleegle » Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:08 pm

Q: Where does that guy with the funny hat live?


A: It won't fit, it's too big!
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Postby Sparkle » Fri Aug 19, 2005 9:16 pm

Q: Why are you hitting that with my shoe!?

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A: I had to, it drawed my attention.
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