Worst movie you've seen

Dee · Postby **Dee** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:40 am

One movie I hated: Erin Brokovich!

Floyd · Postby **Floyd** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:41 am

American Psycho two, If you've read American Psycho, or even seen the film, This is a slap in the face. BAN THIS FILM!

Edit: And 28 Days Later is an amazing film! I think you probally have to be british to understand it though.

SekoETC · Postby **SekoETC** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:57 am

You don't know what's a bad movie before you run into Dungeons and Dragons. Seriously, no matter how big a hit that game was, the movie sucks. Like straight out of the TV series the Warriors of Tir Na Nogg or what ever it was called, where there were these knights in irrealistic plastic armors...
This movie has a GUY wearing LIGHT BLUE LIPSTICK! Also many of the other characters are wearing notable lipstick when you can be pretty damn sure people weren't using that sort of make-up in historical times which fantasy is supposed to reflect.
The plot is totally irrealistic. There's this guy who's the only one who can get a magic item out of some funky place. If he's the only one then why the hell does he have to go get it out of there where it would be safe from the bad guys? Then his best friend dies but gets resurrected if I remember right. Sheesh...
Maybe I should watch it again to remind me of how much it sucks. That's right, I got the tape. Please don't laugh. I was planning to buy Mulan but then I saw this and I figured since I haven't seen it before, I might give it a go. A big mistake.

Remnant · Postby **Remnant** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:14 pm

I don't care what any of you say. The worst movie in existence, now and forever, with forever be <b>The Cube</b>. You can't say otherwise, if you've seen it. There was no plot. Sure they try to escape from a building, but you never find out anything. No one knows why they were there. No one knows how they got there. No one knows a single thing! The characters sucked. The script sucked. The only good thing about the frickin' movie was the mentally disabled guy, and that's because he was a math genious! If you've ever seen it, you know what I'm talking about. If you haven't seen it, good. Don't watch it.

Nixit · Postby **Nixit** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:09 pm

Uhhh... Plan Nine From Outer Space?

It already has the title of the Worst movie ever made.

Floyd · Postby **Floyd** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:47 pm

Remnant wrote:I don't care what any of you say. The worst movie in existence, now and forever, with forever be <b>The Cube</b>. You can't say otherwise, if you've seen it. There was no plot. Sure they try to escape from a building, but you never find out anything. No one knows why they were there. No one knows how they got there. No one knows a single thing! The characters sucked. The script sucked. The only good thing about the frickin' movie was the mentally disabled guy, and that's because he was a math genious! If you've ever seen it, you know what I'm talking about. If you haven't seen it, good. Don't watch it.

But the wire mesh dicing bit was a classic! if you thought that was bad, you definatly dont wanna see Cube 2...

Snake_byte · Postby **Snake_byte** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:23 pm

west wrote:Garfield: The Movie.

Even worse than the comic strip.

Take it back or I'll find out where you live! Ok the movie wasn't too great but the comic strips kick ass!
"Ten thousand dogs in this city and I have to live with Tweedle Dee the Wonder Dummy!"- Garfield

As for the movie I hate: Road Trip. Actually the movie was ok but the presence of Tom Green was just too much. I don't like him.

west · Postby **west** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:20 pm

Garfield the comic strip stopped being funny about ten years ago.

Snake_byte · Postby **Snake_byte** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:51 pm

Well Jim Davis has been writing Garfield Comic Strips since 1978... that's a lot of material to come up with ya know...
"All I ever do is eat and sleep, eat and sleep, eat and sleep. There must be more to life than that! But I hope not..."

"Jon: Garfield you're a fat, arrogant, lazy pig.
Garfield: Well Excuuuuuuuse Me!"

Cookie · Postby **Cookie** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:03 pm

Kill Bill. (both of 'em)

Postby **wichita** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:44 pm

Snake_bytes' avatar is pushing one of the most disturbing videos I have seen in a while! :shock:

Debsy · Postby **Debsy** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:50 pm

Ehh...I second that... :shock:

Cdls · Postby **Cdls** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:52 am

I would have to say that Oceans 12 would be one of the worst.

Floyd · Postby **Floyd** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:52 am

Cookie Monster wrote:Kill Bill. (both of 'em)

I really liked the first one.. haven't seen the second,

Although in my eyes, Tarantino can do no wrong...

west · Postby **west** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:10 am

Cookie Monster wrote:Kill Bill. (both of 'em)

This is the "worst movie" thread, not the best movie thread.

Kill Bill was a fantastic movie. Both parts.

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