Funny or interesting IC quotes

[Dee]

I wish I was strong as I sometimes imply

[SekoETC]

Seko, I agree with you. Guys ARE total bastards. They should be killed on sight. Seriously.

You two must be running Renoiv Forest East - The Land of Strong Women

Aww man I really was there once! Might come again.

[Slowness_Incarnate]

I like that town..heh..I've got a char from there. She's not so gung-ho about the women thing...and it's funny when I have a male character that comes through there. He totally get singled out.

[wichita]

1061-1: Jaina Valjean says: "Who knocked?"
1061-1: You see Jaina Valjean entering Kiii, coming from Siom Deputy Office.
1061-0: You see Tony Kil knocking on the door to Siom Deputy Office.

1060-7: You say: "So, what's your name? Or can I just call you Miss Daisy? *wink, admiring the flower crown*"
1060-7: You say: "Thanks! *hugs and rubs the bones like a pet" I will make a club and will name it Mr. Thumpington. *grins* Anyway, papayas are for happy thoughts."

1060-6: Teresa Wills says: "*grins* A club might work better than papayas."
1060-6: Teresa Wills says: "*grins* Those might work better than papayas."
1060-6: Teresa Wills gives you 120 grams of large bones.
1060-6: Teresa Wills says: "*giggles* Maybe something. Here takes some bones, and make a club... it's not great but it'll do for now."

1060-6: You say: "Do you think they would run in fear if I threw papayas at them? *poses "fiercely" with a papaya* Looks like I need to get a spear for myself."

1060-5: Teresa Wills says: "Maybe we should frown back, so to speak."
1060-5: You see Teresa Wills hurt a hawk using a bone spear.

1060-5: Tony Kil says: "Maybe.. the animals are always vicious..."

1060-4: You say: "*looks with shock at the attacking hawk* Perhaps the animal spirits are frowning..."

1060-4: You see a hawk attack Jenny.

1060-4: You say: "I was going to say half a deer, but your answer works as well I suppose. *chuckles* It dawned on me after that man killed the deer a while ago. What is his name?"

1060-4: papaya1 ( a man in his twenties ) says: "A dead 2-legged walker has two legs and bleeds a lot. Have you not learned this? The animal spirits must have frowned upon you."

1060-4: You say: "*stands and pauses a bit with a quizative look on his face* Loebnos. What has two legs and bleeds a lot?"
1060-4: You say: "No,no. Try it like this. "Po taaaaaay to! Wo ho Po taaaaaay to!" Use the same notes though, I like that. Sounds great. We just have to work on the rhythm."

1060-3: Loebnos says: "Singin' out aloud "Pooooo.......tato.""

1060-2: You say: "*whistles his papaya song as he farms papaya*"
1060-2: You say to papaya2 ( a man in his twenties ): "Here, eat this fruit. Maybe it will help you get some strength back."
1060-2: You give 35 grams of papayas to papaya2 ( a man in his twenties ).
1060-2: You say to papaya3 ( a man in his twenties ): "Here, eat this fruit. Maybe it will help you get some strength back."
1060-2: You give 35 grams of papayas to papaya3 ( a man in his twenties ).

1060-2: You say: "It seems to be helping me out. I haven't heard much from the others, one way or the other,"

1059-7: Loebnos says: "That's pretty grim. *concerned look* Does singing help ?"

1059-7: You say: "A gift, my friend."
1059-7: You give Note -Attention! 1020- to Loebnos
1059-7: You say: "*singing* Pa pa papay a yah..."
1059-7: You say: "Welcome, Loebnos! I am Silas. I'm picking papaya, the most fantabulous of fruits."

1059-7: Loebnos says: "I am new here. My name is Loebnos. What is papaya ?"

1059-6: You say: "*singing* Oh, yeah! I'm picking papaya! Pa pa papaya! Woo hoo hoo!"
1059-4: You say: "*sings quietly to himself as he farms papyas*"

Ah...Silas was just two days old. *tear* So much fun back then. The papaya song, telling jokes, watching Teresa dig potatoes in the sun....and then he met Jaina!

[SekoETC]

Aww...

[Dee]

Wow!! Love at first sight, eh?

[Nixit]

Too bad Teresa's long gone...

[SekoETC]

You mean gone gone like dead-gone or just elsewhere? Since if she's dead then you better not start having ghost sex or I'll kick your ethereal ass. *forever jealous*

1061-1: You say: "Who knocked?"
1061-2: You ate all your cooked meat.

1061-2: Teresa Wills says: "*smiles as she feels her crown* Teresa Wills will do, thank you. *curtsies at Silas*"

1061-2: You see a hawk attack a woman in her twenties.

1061-2: Silas McElroy says: "*bows to Teresa* A pleasure to make your acquaintance my lady! *smile*"

- See, they don't even notice me.

1061-4: You see girl going to desert leaving Kiii, taking Long Kiii Desert Route to Kiii Desert.

1061-4: You say: "New people, hello, I'm Jaina Valjean. There are six people here I don't know names to, so could you introduce yourselves? We should keep an eye on silent people, loss of speech is one of the signs of the disease. Things were looking so well a few days back, we can't let them go bad again. New kids, you should concentrate on collecting yourselves a stock of potatoes, no one works well with an empty stomach. Those papayas are hard to get and they ain't enough for keeping you alive all by themselves."

1061-4: Kil (Tony) says: "Hello, I'm Kil.. (My full name being Tony Kil, but Kil will do fine ...)"

1061-4: You say: "Nice to meet you, Kil. Do you need any food or something?"

1061-4: Teresa Wills says: "*giggles and turns red* I'm just a humble traveler, that's all."

1061-4: You see Jenny McGrath kill a mountain goat using a sabre.
1061-4: You see Jenny McGrath hurt a deer using a sabre.
1061-4: You see Jenny McGrath kill a hawk using a sabre.
1061-4: Jenny McGrath says: "Brad you said Vince was inside ?, I need to talk with him ."
1061-4: You see Jenny McGrath leaving the central area of Kiii, entering Siom Deputy Office.
1061-4: You see Jenny McGrath entering Kiii, coming from Siom Deputy Office.
1061-4: Jenny McGrath says: "BRAD ! You didnt tell me he was just laying in there , I wish you would have I didnt need to see that ."

1061-4: Kil (Tony) says: "Jaina.. Thanks, but nah, I got plenty of potatoes to keep me alive."

1061-4: You say: "*She frowns worriedly.* Did he look alright? He was busy doing stuff when I stepped out, I'm sure he's just resting..."

1061-4: Jenny McGrath says: "My name is Jenny McGrath for those of you I dont know ."
1061-4: Jenny McGrath says: "Miss Valjean , Iwas talking about Lenny , Brad told me he died but he didnt say he was keeping his body in there , kind of freaky ."
- Now this I considered funny.
1061-4: Jenny McGrath says: "But then again this is Brad we are talking about, What are you doing with him Brad ?"

1061-4: You say: "*She can't help laughing at the absurdness of the situation.* Oh, sorry... Well, we were going to move out the corpses but everybody is so tired we never got it started..."

1061-4: Silas McElroy says: "*waves at everyone* Hello. I'm Silas McElroy."
1061-4: Silas McElroy says: "**whistles as he works on his bone club** "
1061-4: You see Silas McElroy use some large bones on Manufacturing a bone club.
1061-4: You see Silas McElroy talking to Teresa Wills.

1061-4: Teresa Wills says: "Well... *checks the map* I came from way down south, in Quillanoi, I believe, not the forest there, I guess it wasn't close to water. I was going to go on past the desert, but it has been very hospitable here, so I think I might stay a while. Although, eventually, I shall go past the desert and see where that leads."

1061-5: You say: "It's a long journey and all that heat is no good for people. *She looks a bit concerned but manages to shake it off.* But who am I to tell you not to go, good to see someone with an adventurous spirit. *She smirks cheerfully.* Just don't let the salt in there bewitch you, *she spits over her shoulder casually to get rid of the jinx,* that stuff is from the dark spirits. Caused me nothing but misfortune. It's the adventure that matters, if you start thinking about profits, you'll turn into a grumpy old hag before you notice."

1061-5: Silas McElroy says: "Are you doing all of that travelling by yourself? *glances at the nearest horse* It seems like the animals would have you crippled before you had a chance to get halfway to anywhere. I would think that would be very lonely and desparate...*rubs his chin thoughtfully* and thrilling I suppose. I may have to consider travel. I mean I would hate to give up all this...perpetual potato plucking...killer rabbitts...the life giving aroma of dead bodies on the cool ocean breeze...yeah, we have all the pleasures of paradise at our disposal. *sarcastic smirk*"

1061-5: Project Burying a woman in her twenties has been finished.

1061-5: You say: "Hey! *she yelps huffily.* Don't you talk like that, kid! Ok, no one likes the smell of corpses but I didn't ask these people to come here and die. If you can't stand it then drag your lazy ass over here and help me get this one to the ground and the stench will be gone must faster. And once we got that harvester finished, people won't need to be digging potatoes off the soil with their bare hands... But of course we will have to put efficient citizens on the top of the list when thinking about who's gonna get fed first. Now of course you haven't heard that we got plenty of things to do inside, annnd quite a stock of old equipment that just keeps gathering dust. But of course that wouldn't interest you at all... *She gives Silas a charming impish smirk and crosses her arms.*"
- But of course the burial had ended just then so...

1061-5: Kil (Tony) says: "*looks around* What corpses?"

1061-5: Silas McElroy says: "Okay, okay take it easy. I wasn't trying to ruffle your feathers. I was actually looking at the harvester and wondering if somebody was still working on that. I was actually going to volunteer to help finish it once someone could direct me to the materials, but after all the warmth and love I'm not so sure I'm feeling very charitable! *crosses his arms and pretends to be offended*"

1061-5: Silas McElroy says: "*a pause and then he laughs* Actually I would love to help out some. If you direct me to the chore list, I'll get started on whatever needs done. I'll have this club put together soon. Besides, I think I've spent enough time here under the tree roasting my papayas in the sun. *strikes a pose that accentuates his lak of clothing* Would you happen to have some extra clothes I could trade you for? You all kind of make me feel dressed down."
- A guy who volunteers to work? And such an attractive laughter. I say that moment, her heart was sold.

1061-6: Teresa Wills says: "*shrugs* Heat, cold... I can survive. I was nearly starving a little while ago, I survived some vicious animals before. *looks about herself* Still got some scratches from them... but you know, I really don't know why I travel. At first, it was just get some wood for my trusty spear, but I guess I just kept going on, until now."
1061-6: Teresa Wills says: "But, mind you, I will watch out for that... salt, or whatever it is, I'm sure I'll know it when I see it. Thanks for the heads up. *grins*"

1062-0: You say: "*She's laughing.* Oh Silas... you're quite a sparklet! Yes, we do have some clothes in stock, though nothing big, just loincloths and shoes... But once we build a loom and start importing hemp from Zuzi, we can make all sorts of stuff. I got some leather too but at the moment I got no hurry in covering you up. *She glances him in a way that's no fit for the public.* I sent one guy down the road to get some rubber for the harvester but it might take a while. Before that, well, Vince might use some assistance with that steel project, provided we got enough tools for that. If not, then I'll just have to teach you how to sew and cook."
- Sure showing him who wears the pants in this family!

[wichita]

And thus began Silas' short life with Jaina and the gang from Kiii Oh how I miss those days! Friggin' pirates!

[Nixit]

Elsewhere. And as it's past the four day rule and won't affect you anyway, her trip was a success.

[Capt. Mobious]

I've been waiting patiently for four days to post this. I thought this was hilarious. As always, start from the bottom and read to the top.



1229-0: Deputy Garry Jovis says: "ARGH!!! I
ALWAYS MISS THESE DAMN THINGS!!"

1229-0: Spike Speigel says: "Oh well I can find
you a bikini"
1229-0: Spike Speigel says: "Me old?!. You too
Dree. I thaught I am pretty good with my heart
on. *he chuckles* "
1229-0: You say: "Spike, I don't have the right
outfit. I don't own a bikini."
1229-0: You say: "*sighs* Yes, it's probably
for the best. What with that heart condition and
all. *winks at Jacky* Must be awful to be old like
that..."
1229-0: Spike Speigel says: "*sighs* Well now
I'm upset. So how about it. Jacky versus Dree in a
mud match. *he grins* Anyone got some popcorn?"
1229-0: John Reynolds says: "Not sure I want to
comment on that... And I'm sure Spike would
rather I didn't..."
1229-0: You say: "Yes, I thought he'd wake up
when the brunette fell against him when she
stepped out of the mud hole. But he slept through
that, I guess."
1229-0: Spike Speigel says: "*he chuckles* Did
I actually make Jacky speechless. I never thaught
the day would come. "
1229-0: Spike Speigel says: "Me old. Never. I
can kick harder than any young man. *he smiles at
Dree* Isn't that right? Besides. I can have a mud
fight with Dree. *he grins* And you too if I
wanted. In fact how about you and Dree. *he laughs*"
1229-0: Jacqueline Lamaj says: "Haha, you
always miss the best things Spike! because you're
old..*snickers*"
1229-0: Spike Speigel says: "*he looks around*
Wait wait. There was a mud fight with a bunch of
women and I was asleep through it? "
1228-7: John Reynolds says: "*he glances at
Kay* And it wasn;t me who separated the blonde and
brunette. No matter what anyone says..."
1228-7: John Reynolds says: "Well, the ladies
decided a dunk in the lake was the best option...
But then, you may well desire a different result
than they did."
1228-7: You say: "Well, it doesn't matter I
guess. I should get a nap. Or a dunk in the lake.
I can't decide."
1228-7: You say: "Who was the man who went in
and separated the blonde and brunette?"
1228-7: You say: "Well, I know the last woman
was trying to help, there at the end. She took
her bikini top off and was wiping off the blonde.
But her fingers snagged and the bottoms came off
of the blonde."
1228-7: John Reynolds says: "She seemed to be
wiping it off the others as well. Or she might
have just been rubbing... it was hard to tell."
1228-7: You say: "Well, it had to have been the
mud slathered all over her body. The brunette
had to keep wiping it off her chest and all."
1228-7: Jerod Fox says: "Oh that's right now I
remember. You describe it so well Dree."
1228-7: John Reynolds says: "Not entirely sure
how anyone could sleep through that. I mean, I've
never seen a woman do that before... never
realised anyone could be so flexible..."
1228-7: Spike Speigel says: "*he stretches and
yawns* For some reason being out here I get very
tired. "
1228-7: You say: "You know, Garry, we tried to
wake you to split up the fight, being as you're a
Deputy and all, but we just couldn't get you to
wake up."
1228-7: You say: "I think the blonde kind of
enjoyed it. But it could have been how the third
woman was holding on to her and all..."
1228-7: Gerard Capashen says: "Heh I don't
think you want to know what i would do."
1228-7: Jerod Fox says: "You mean... I didn't
dream that? "
1228-7: You say: "Well, ifyour head was forced
into a woman's chest like that, what would you
do?"
1228-7: John Reynolds says: "I'm not so sure it
popped, you know. Might have been a ploy..."
1228-7: John Reynolds says: "I wasn't so sure
about her... she didn't seem to have her mind
wholly on the mud fight. She seemed to keep being
distracted by the blonde. And some of things she did
were just scandalous..."
1228-7: You say: "Her's was the first bikini
top to pop, as I recall."
1228-7: You say: "Oh, yes. I had my bets on
the brunette. The large chested one."
1228-7: Gerard Capashen says: "Curse me
resting."
1228-7: John Reynolds says: "Quite possibly a
once in a lifetime event, wouldn't you say Dree?"
1228-7: You say: "And remember how, at the end,
they kind of didn't want to be separated? As if
they, um, sort of enjoyed it?"
1228-7: You say: "*shakes her head* It was sure
a sight."
1228-7: Gerard Capashen says: "Whooo you don't
see that kind of stuff out at sea."
1228-7: You say: "It was a bit hectic getting
them to calm down. Their bikini tops came off, as
I recall."
1228-7: John Reynolds says: "Oh yes. *he grins*
Best thing I've seen in ages..."
1228-7: You say: "*winks at John, smirking*"
1228-7: You say: "*smirks* Well, there was that
mud fight with the three ladies in the mud
pit..."

1228-6: Deputy Garry Jovis says: "Crap! I
didn't mean to fall asleep in there! I didn't miss
anything important, did I?"
1228-6: You see Deputy Garry Jovis entering
Lake Village, coming from Lake Village Steel Works.

[wichita]

Maybe I should start working outside again....

[BadMonkey]

My char there didn't really find it that funny, but did think it a little clever considering Garry's nature.

[Nixit]

Wait... there was a mud fight? Between three women? With bikinis? Hm....

[Pie]

WHY WASN'T I THERE!