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Re: Answer and Question game

Postby Slyder_Glyder_Ryder_etc » Thu Oct 27, 2011 5:54 pm

Q. Your telling me Osama Bin Laden actually -did- escape? Where is he now?

A. Three packs of Juicy Fruit gum and a portable fan.
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Re: Answer and Question game

Postby gejyspa » Thu Oct 27, 2011 6:50 pm

Q: SO, MacGyver, what do you need to capture Osama?

A: I said "lollipops", governor, lollipops!
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Re: Answer and Question game

Postby Snickie » Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:44 pm

Q: Dollilocks? How on Earth are dollilocks supposed to help us capture Osama?

A: Do or do not. There is no try.
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Re: Answer and Question game

Postby gejyspa » Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:36 am

Q: Well, alright then, Mr.... Yoda, is it? How would you like to try your hairdo today?

A: Kill the wabbit!
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Re: Answer and Question game

Postby JohnnyScribble » Sat Oct 29, 2011 3:39 pm

So, Mister Elmer Fudd, what are your plans for today?


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Re: Answer and Question game

Postby gejyspa » Sun Oct 30, 2011 3:53 am

Q: Would anyone really post the obvious and hence unfunny answer in the Answer and Question game?

A: A long sword should do the trick.
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Re: Answer and Question game

Postby Slyder_Glyder_Ryder_etc » Sun Oct 30, 2011 9:30 am

Q. Dang! My lawnmower is broken... what should I do?


A. A crossbow should do the trick.
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Re: Answer and Question game

Postby Snickie » Sun Oct 30, 2011 1:56 pm

Q: I've a darts competition coming up this weekend, but I pulled a muscle in my right shoulder.

A: You got second place, but you missed first by less than two-tenths of a point.
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Re: Answer and Question game

Postby gejyspa » Mon Oct 31, 2011 2:24 pm

Q: What happens now that I've splintered the 10-pin in two, most of which fell?

A: Alpha Centauri sure is pretty in April.
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Re: Answer and Question game

Postby Snickie » Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:58 pm

Q: So what do you think of Douglas Adams' works in the springtime?

A: Humus(sp?). Reminds me of humus.
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Re: Answer and Question game

Postby gejyspa » Fri Nov 04, 2011 3:42 pm

Q: So, how did you like your first taste of ground crickets?

A: Cook at 1000 degrees for two days, then apply the bandages.
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Re: Answer and Question game

Postby Snickie » Sun Nov 06, 2011 1:45 pm

Q: So....how am I supposed to treat this burn?

A: That's not a marble, you imbecile, that's my glass eye! Give it back now!
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Re: Answer and Question game

Postby SekoETC » Sun Nov 06, 2011 1:52 pm

Q: Why does this marble taste salty?

A: Level 15 Firemancer
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Re: Answer and Question game

Postby Snickie » Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:13 am

Q: Kelsey says the brush fires are probably caused by somebody crashing into a tree with an ATV, leading gasoline all over the parched wood, igniting immediately with the sparks generated from the crash. What do you think is the cause?

A: Return to the past, now!
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Re: Answer and Question game

Postby JohnnyScribble » Sun Nov 13, 2011 4:18 am

So, if I just make a small adjustment here, fiddle with this for a second, here we go! Aha! The first lightbulb! What do you make of that?

I thought it was because of the boating accident.
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