Answer and Question game
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- Slyder_Glyder_Ryder_etc
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Re: Answer and Question game
Q. Your telling me Osama Bin Laden actually -did- escape? Where is he now?
A. Three packs of Juicy Fruit gum and a portable fan.
A. Three packs of Juicy Fruit gum and a portable fan.
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Q: SO, MacGyver, what do you need to capture Osama?
A: I said "lollipops", governor, lollipops!
A: I said "lollipops", governor, lollipops!
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Q: Dollilocks? How on Earth are dollilocks supposed to help us capture Osama?
A: Do or do not. There is no try.
A: Do or do not. There is no try.
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Q: Well, alright then, Mr.... Yoda, is it? How would you like to try your hairdo today?
A: Kill the wabbit!
A: Kill the wabbit!
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Re: Answer and Question game
So, Mister Elmer Fudd, what are your plans for today?
No! No! It's not possible!
No! No! It's not possible!
In Soviet Russia, Cantr plays you!
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Q: Would anyone really post the obvious and hence unfunny answer in the Answer and Question game?
A: A long sword should do the trick.
A: A long sword should do the trick.
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Q. Dang! My lawnmower is broken... what should I do?
A. A crossbow should do the trick.
A. A crossbow should do the trick.
- Snickie
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Q: I've a darts competition coming up this weekend, but I pulled a muscle in my right shoulder.
A: You got second place, but you missed first by less than two-tenths of a point.
A: You got second place, but you missed first by less than two-tenths of a point.
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Q: What happens now that I've splintered the 10-pin in two, most of which fell?
A: Alpha Centauri sure is pretty in April.
A: Alpha Centauri sure is pretty in April.
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Q: So what do you think of Douglas Adams' works in the springtime?
A: Humus(sp?). Reminds me of humus.
A: Humus(sp?). Reminds me of humus.
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Q: So, how did you like your first taste of ground crickets?
A: Cook at 1000 degrees for two days, then apply the bandages.
A: Cook at 1000 degrees for two days, then apply the bandages.
- Snickie
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Q: So....how am I supposed to treat this burn?
A: That's not a marble, you imbecile, that's my glass eye! Give it back now!
A: That's not a marble, you imbecile, that's my glass eye! Give it back now!
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Q: Why does this marble taste salty?
A: Level 15 Firemancer
A: Level 15 Firemancer
Not-so-sad panda
- Snickie
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Q: Kelsey says the brush fires are probably caused by somebody crashing into a tree with an ATV, leading gasoline all over the parched wood, igniting immediately with the sparks generated from the crash. What do you think is the cause?
A: Return to the past, now!
A: Return to the past, now!
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Re: Answer and Question game
So, if I just make a small adjustment here, fiddle with this for a second, here we go! Aha! The first lightbulb! What do you make of that?
I thought it was because of the boating accident.
I thought it was because of the boating accident.
In Soviet Russia, Cantr plays you!
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