Witty personal ads.

[Antichrist_Online]

I was bored and came up with this idea. Write a personal advert for a fictional person, as they would put it in a magazine. I tried famous people but couldn't come up with anything but made this:

Hey There.
21st Century Digital Boy seeks Material Girl with High Hopes, for Love in an Elevator. I was Born to be Wild, but don't mind a Daydream Believer. Must Love Cats, Dancing in the Moonlight and Poisoning Pigeons in the Park. If you think you can Take on Me, we'll be having Sweet Dreams followed by Breakfast at Tiffany's. We'll be one of The Beautiful People. Apply 22 Arcadia Avenue, New York, New York, and I'll be your Prince Charming.

(Yes I got bored and used song titles.) So what's the best you can think of? These aren't serious, though they'll probably be better than those in the paper. Maybe you can do one for you cantriian character or a famous person you like, or add movie/song titles like I did.

[Katrina]

you're the most fantastical person alive because the first song mentioned was bad religion

[Wolf]

Put a few of my chars together in this one:

Recently made a carreer move to join the Stone Knights organization, and it's going well.
Rising through the ranks faster than expected, but looking for more in life than just bashing metal into shape and whacking aggressive animals.
If you enjoy muscular, soot-covered sweaty guys who know how to hunt, and you don't mind spending most of your time in a smithy, then look me up in Blojt Forest East.
If you also enjoy smithing and hunting yourself, and don't think sunlight's all it's cracked up to be, then look no further, I'm the guy you're looking for.
One thing though, I am willing to make clothing for you but I refuse to try on bikini's or girly dresses while working on them, or after they're done.
Oh, and I also tend to go berserk whenever I see a pigeon...

[SekoETC]

I was thinking about doing ads for my characters, too bad this topic died right in the start with no replies.


A youthful and lively man nearing 50, likes travelling but appriciates a place to come home to. Likes soft warm things like fur and wool, and cuddling by the fireplace. Favourite foods: grapes and popcorn.
Looking for a girl who's nice, skilled with her hands and preferably smart but doesn't brag about it. Age 20 to 60. Handsized breasts preferred. Plus if can read notes aloud.