Thought or Rant of the day!!!

[Doug R.]

..and other things I must not share...

Better share with me! :p

[Chroma Key]

I don't know about you, Doug, but I'll definitely get it out of her.

[Faith]

1 chance between 3200 that a piece of a satellite falls over someone's head in Spain today...THANK YOU NASA!!!

RTVE news (in spanish)

[Piscator]

If you see it you can make a wish.

[Faith]

I think that I saw it and I made a wish (please please don't fall on my head)

It came true!!! now I'm going to make a t-shirt: "I survived to the UARS"

[Alladinsane]

This is always a tough subject to breach (pun possibly intended), but we all do it...even Doug.

Somebody unnamed took a crap today that must have thickened the entire air mass within the restroom. The dying sounds of the exhaust fan reminded me of the sound of one of those electric ice cream makers that was struggling just as the ice cream was done. Exhaust fans in the bathroom are not made for this.

We will bury it at the local dump (again, no pun intended). It will be a small ceremony with only family present.

I am not sure if I will survive either.
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Our big cat, (named snickie, you may have seen her picture) is quite overweight and was laying outside our bathroom showing her belly hoping that we would rub her there. She looked so much like roadkill right outside that bathroom that I felt bad and -rubbed- her belly.

I also checked her pulse.
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On a lighter note, if you are going to use an air freshener, I heartily endorse the fabreeze products. They create nice pudding like clouds in the thickened atmosphere of the dead exhaust fan. At least they show the least dangerous path to the relief station...
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Now that I have thoroughly ruined the remnants of any reputation that I may have had, I can only leave you with this:

Stay on the path my friends.

Be well

[SekoETC]

lol That was so funny! You're such a talented writer.

[MelloYell]

we need crickets in cantr

[Snickie]

-chirp-

[Comy]

I used to live in an all-female dorm and, when cricket season hit, there were only ever female crickets in the building.

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[Snickie]

Apparently my mom left the asparagus out on the kitchen counter last night, so this morning we all woke up with asparagus fragments on our beds. Snick had gone and gotten it while we were all sleeping.

[Rebma]

RANT:

Yesterday I was sitting out on my friend's second floor balcony at her apartment and had my cellphone on my lap. I shifted, and it slid off my lap onto the cement balcony, but then, shit got crazy. It bounced, right off the balcony, and i heard a thud. We stood up to look down, and my phone had landed face up in a tub with a blanket in it, that was like a foot by a foot, when everything around it was grass and dirt. And I was like wow. And then I noticed there was two inches of water in the little tub. Five minutes passes before I could get down and get to it since it was in the downstairs neighbour's yard.


So, now it doesn't turn on. I've had it sitting in rice for 15 hours, gonna put it out in the sun today, a little later, and try to turn it on at around the 24 hour mark again. I think it's fried though. Yay, for the most unlikely situation killing my brand new Samsung Galaxy Q.

[Addicted]

Hairdryer it?

[Faith]

Hairdryer it?

+1

Dismount it and use the hairdryer, probably the problem is the battery.

[Addicted]

Really?