Here are mine, people:
I am travelling a fair distance, using a map which I am finding to be very inaccurate...
I am the Official Speaker and Distributor of Information, for some oddball religious group.
I am stuck on a boat with a madman who uses the term "alive" to describe his dead lover, who is also 'travelling' with us...
I am (apparently) disliked by most of my fellow townspeople, after admitting my goals in life.
I am recieving suspicious looks from a strange woman, almost daily now...
I am trying to circumnavigate the whole island in the longboat that I recieved from a woman with a deathwish. I dumped off her mate in the last port-town, and have just killed a young man in a sudden fit of madness...
I am doing my best to be a member of two guilds at once, and I seem to
be failing miserably at my position in both.
I am in a town with only one other inhabitant. That 'other inhabitant' seems to think his dead friend is only sleeping.
I am recieving enough romantic attention to keep me occupied for the time being, and also to keep me from doing anything else with my life.