Things that annoy or puzzle you about Cantr

[Auryn]

Cliquey towns are my least favorite. Several times now I've had characters speak, be completely ignored, then one of the "in crowd" says something far less interesting, and it sparks a whole conversation with half the town getting involved. Very hostile environment for newcomers. It's like being in high school again.

[Doug R.]

Most towns are cliquey. It's just human nature.

[Marian]

No, you see Auryn, you're doing it wrong. Speak directly to individuals, not the town at large. And then blush a lot and play with your hair. I'm assuming of course, that you're already playing an attractive female and have devoted at least two full lines to describing your breasts. If not...well there's your first problem right there. Amateur.

[Chroma Key]

No, you see Auryn, you're doing it wrong. Speak directly to individuals, not the town at large. And then blush a lot and play with your hair. I'm assuming of course, that you're already playing an attractive female and have devoted at least two full lines to describing your breasts. If not...well there's your first problem right there. Amateur.

Don't forget to giggle and act all innocent, but be extremely knowing and active when it comes to sex.

[NancyLee]

Gosh, Marian, you're making my day today, I'm hurting from all the laughing XDDD Don't forget the tonned, long legs that reach to the ground and the shy-yet-willing-for-a-romp attitude.

Although I have to agree with Doug in that is mostly human nature (the cliquey thing not the "larger than average breasts" that, by the way, are the average). When I say something and go ignored and another one " says something far less interesting" that stirs some reaction I just tend to believe that probaby I wasn't being that interesting after all.

[catwill]

No, you see Auryn, you're doing it wrong. Speak directly to individuals, not the town at large. And then blush a lot and play with your hair. I'm assuming of course, that you're already playing an attractive female and have devoted at least two full lines to describing your breasts. If not...well there's your first problem right there. Amateur.

Don't forget to giggle and act all innocent, but be extremely knowing and active when it comes to sex.

[BosBaBe]

No, you see Auryn, you're doing it wrong. Speak directly to individuals, not the town at large. And then blush a lot and play with your hair. I'm assuming of course, that you're already playing an attractive female and have devoted at least two full lines to describing your breasts. If not...well there's your first problem right there. Amateur.

Don't forget to giggle and act all innocent, but be extremely knowing and active when it comes to sex.

It also appears tears are working very, very well. I know a character that cries whenever the attention isn't on her and MAN does it work wonders. So when your character doesn't get what they want, shed a tear or two and look VERY fragile. You'll be in there in no time. *snicker*

(Of course we're just playing Auryn, taking the piss out of the stereotypical cantr female is great fun <3 )

[Kinny]

If all else fails then it's a good time to fall ill or injure yourself, don't forget to do it in the middle of town. 60% of the time it works all of the time.

[Wolfsong]

Whenever you eat fruit (you only eat fruit), lick your full, moist lips and moan (just a little) in satisfaction.

[catwill]

Whenever you eat fruit (you only eat fruit), lick your full, moist lips and moan (just a little) in satisfaction.

Oh this is a new one on me. I will have to try it so-, er, I mean look out for it..

[Kinny]

Whenever you eat fruit (you only eat fruit), lick your full, moist lips and moan (just a little) in satisfaction.

In the same vein as this, that teeny tiny amount of alcohol that you were given? You're now absolutely smashed, giggling, red-faced, stumbling, and ready to be taken advantage of.

[SumBum]

Ya'll are killing me! I love it. It's funny because it's true.

[Marian]

This is pure gold.

The fruit-eating one is new to me, and I also learned another good tip today: If you're ever hit with a waster, be sure to RP it as causing a wardrobe malfunction in front of the entire town.

[NancyLee]

Don't forget to rip your clothes on that fall. Stuttering gives extra points.

I'm wondering if someone will be able to sum all of that in one char.


Edit: damn, haven't read the wardrobe malfunction when I posted

[catwill]

This is pure gold.

The fruit-eating one is new to me, and I also learned another good tip today: If you're ever hit with a waster, be sure to RP it as causing a wardrobe malfunction in front of the entire town.

OMG yes!!!!!