This is court...

[gejyspa]

Those who can't play should stay off the court.

I accuse tnp of digging up my sewer lines.

[Snickie]

You wanted a pool dug in your backyard, they were in my way. What was I supposed to do? Work around them?

I accuse tnp of contaminating my lunch with some sort of purgative.

[gejyspa]

I'm sorry, I thought when you said you had to study "physics" you meant more than one "physic" (obscure joke to anyone who isn't like 80+ years old).

I accuse tnp of shining a light on me while I was in the throes of a migraine.

[Snickie]

*five-year-old innocent voice* But I thought that's what doctors did to check for brain damage and stuff, was shine lights in people's eyes. I just wanted to make sure you were still conciously you.

I accuse tnp of making the hair mechanics of Second Life waaaay too confusing.

[Alladinsane]

Oh they fixed that ages ago; the paying customers love it.

Oh...nevermind.

I file petition that tnp has lady Gaga posters all over their room.

[Snickie]

-loads shotgun and goes to hunt down the person who put Lady GaGa posters in her room-

It has been brought to my attention that tnp has been accused of hanging Lady GaGa posters in Snickie's room. How does tnp plead?

[gejyspa]

Hey, 'tweren't me! There's a reason I style her "Lady Gag-Gag"

I accuse tnp of compassing the death of the Heir Apparent.

[Snickie]

Well something had to happen to that heir's parents, else they'd never inherit anything. Longevity runs in that generation of the family, haven't you seen?

I accuse tnp of not planning to be here when Cantr relaunches in less than twenty-four hours.

[Addicted]

Well, here is in Florida and it would take far to long for me to get there. Besides, I intend to be asleep when Cantr starts up again.

I accuse tnp of stealing my trout so I cannot slap anyone with it.

[Snickie]

-smiles pleasantly and casually slides a plate of fish remains behind her-
Oh, look! Uh…a doggie! -points and runs away-

I accuse tnp of stealing my solo.

[gejyspa]

Well, someone had to cover for you being so woefully out of tune.

I accuse tnp of convincing the powers that be to relaunch cantr really really close to the beginning of the Sabbath.

[Chroma Key]

Duh, you really think I planned to do that when my Saturday is taken up by my girl's big birthday party?

I accuse tnp of not bringing Cantr back soon enough (especially given that I spent a month at home with nothing much to do!!! )

[Snickie]

Wasn't me. I was sitting around complaining about how Cantr wasn't coming back soon enough.

I accuse tnp of contaminating my Pop-Tarts and chicken sandwich from Wendy's with illegally obtained narcotics in nearly lethal amounts.

[gejyspa]

Shhh....don't tell everyone what the secret sauce is!

I accuse tnp of stopping time in Cantr.

(Come on folks, it's up. Where IS everybody?)

[Snickie]

Guilty as charged. When I speak, even time stops to stare in awe and reverence.

I accuse of completely ignoring this accusation.