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The Almighty God
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Postby The Almighty God » Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:43 pm

*he looks down on the pityful idiot claiming the hill*

What do you think you do, mortal?

*he calls in the divine strike with blows joo to pieces, spreading them to various treads and locations*

DE-STONE EVERYONE!!!*the earth, sky and internet shakes as he shouts*

The show must go on.*he leave the throne emty as he makes a moonwalk over the sky slowly dissapearing into the distans*
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*Wiro
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Postby *Wiro » Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:53 pm

Finally! God has saved us! *starts building a temple*
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joo
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Postby joo » Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:08 pm

*Pushes Wiro aside after the temple is finished* Thank you, my loyal servant. I shall take up residence in this new castle you have built for me, as King.
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Andu
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Postby Andu » Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:01 am

*prays for a divine strike to take out joo*
"An those with little fuel, could tie a pack of bears in front of their limousine, with whip and crossbow in hands to keep them in line."
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The Almighty God
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Postby The Almighty God » Sat Feb 14, 2009 12:03 pm

Joo, your time have come! Now you will meet my cousin downstairs*strikes a lighting bolt on joo, sending his soul to the underworld*

The throne is empty.
"I Am The One."
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Dust Puppy
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Postby Dust Puppy » Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:47 pm

And you know what happens to an empty throne. Dust Puppy settles on it. Image
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toon
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Postby toon » Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:25 pm

*throws the puppy out of the castle and sits on the throne* No dogs in the house.
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Dust Puppy
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Postby Dust Puppy » Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:38 pm

*calls RSPCA and has toon evicted* :twisted:
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joo
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Postby joo » Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:03 am

*Takes advantage of the commotion to sneak back up into the living world through one of the toilets in the castle and sits back down on the throne silently.*
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Dust Puppy
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Postby Dust Puppy » Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:31 am

Eww, does anyone else notice that our new king smells like sewer? *points and laughs*
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joo
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Postby joo » Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:41 am

You're saying I didn't smell like this previously?
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Dust Puppy
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Postby Dust Puppy » Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:51 am

Of course not. You smell much better now. Image
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toon
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Postby toon » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:22 am

*Scares Joo away with an airfreshener and sits down* I am King.
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Dust Puppy
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Postby Dust Puppy » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:31 am

I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective. Image
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Postby Piscator » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:37 am

*smacks toon and Dusty with a trout and proclaims himself king*
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