The grant-a-wish game

[Crosshair]

In doing so, You're repeatedly hit by a bus.


I wish.... fish could talk.

[Nakranoth]

They can, and do... but at such low frequencies and volumes, that it's impossible to detect, much less translate.

I wish food was more nutricious, but tasted just the same.

[UloDeTero]

Granted. However, since 'nutricious' isn't a word, Palabra, the Goddess of Words comes into being just long enough to declare that henceforth nutricious shall mean "poisonous. And painful." And to celebrate her short life, she also arranged a mandatory feast in her honour.
(Btw, the correct spelling is 'nutritious')

I wish to not have to eat nutricious food.

[SekoETC]

Well, you don't have to but since every food was made nutricious, you slowly starve to death. While everyone else suffers a painful but relatively fast death.

I wish the next poster's favourite character would die a horrible death (and I mean one of their own characters, not mine although naturally I'm everyone's favourite ).

[Racetyme]

Done. I suddenly like the one I am killing off very, very much.



I wish for a hot dog.

[Spazz]

You get a hot dog, where the sun don't shine, enjoy

I wish for flying monkies to steal everybody's hats.

[SekoETC]

They do but it leads into sunstrokes and ear infections and everyone hates you for creating those monkeys.

I wish those monkeys were captured and ground into hamburger steaks.

[Racetyme]

Done, but you have to eat them, and they taste awful.


I wish for AIDS to be gone.

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted but it's replaced by a disease that you catch from the air that turns you blue for a week then you die by vomiting up your internal organs.


I wish for Penn of Penn and Teller in a firemans coat to bring me three kinky catholic school girls (18 or over) and Stephen Fry, for a play session.

[SekoETC]

Granted but one of those schoolgirls is infected with the thing that replaced AIDS. Guess which one! XD

I wish I could stay up all night without being tired (nor dead) in the morning.

[Racetyme]

You just have the shitty disease.


I wish for the shitty disease to be gone.

[Spazz]

Granted, every last specimen of it invades your body, and dies when you do, the rest of the world is rid of it.

I wish those poker playing gorillas would give me back my clothes already.

[Nakranoth]

Oh, they would... but only after you do certain "services" for them.

I wish I weren't invincable anymore... all this nutricious food hurts way too much.

[SekoETC]

"invincable?" I assume that's invincible... Ok, you're not invinsible anymore, in fact you have turned very weak and everyone can just walk over you. Most likely the nutricious food hurts even more now but it still doesn't kill you.

I wish I could say something I really wish for.

[Spazz]

Granted, every time you open your mouth, you say "Something I really wish for."

I wish Nakranoth would lose to those gorillas now too.