This is court...

[Alladinsane]

Shut up and go do the dishes...and make me a sandwich while your in there *belches*


I file petition with the court that tnp still likes disco.

[gejyspa]

I'm just Staying Alive. Besides, there'll never be another classic like "Disco Duck"

I accuse tnp of dissing John Travolta's stardom.

[phoenixannwn]

Who?

I accuse the next poster of being stupidly delicious.

[Snickie]

*she licks her fingers and retches* Ew! It tastes like soap!

I accuse tnp of giving my cat Ninja catnip and consequently making him run all over the house and tear my homework up.

[Alladinsane]

no! no! NO! The dog ate it! Get your lame excuses right!

I accuse tnp of hogging the armrest at the movies.

[phoenixannwn]

They're my armrests! Sheesh!

I accuse tnp of making me too lazy to clean. It's so messy in here!

[rain21]

Not messy! I'm just organized in my disorganization. I know where everything is.....except the couch *looks under the pile of papers and pizza boxes*

I accuse tnp of killing a chia pet

[gejyspa]

Well, who in their right mind would buy the idea of a naked mole rat chia pet?

I accuse tnp of being covalently bonded.

[phoenixannwn]

That's nonsense I don't even know what that means! (Don't worry, I do!)

I accuse tnp of breaking my bloody air conditioner! It's so hottttt...

[Snickie]

I was trying to get some of that cooling chemical stuff for our A/C since somebody broke a leak in the pipe for ours, thusly allowing two gallons of it to leak into my yard. And I live in Florida where we get heat AND humidity, so you're hardly in a position to complain.

I accuse tnp of giving me the unfortunate trait of inefficient time management.

[gejyspa]

I'd answer that accusation, but I'm too busy putting off doing other things.

I accuse tnp of playing strip Scrabble.

[CN]

Hey, words are hard to learn and I needed motivation of some kind

I accuse tnp of playing the banjo.

[phoenixannwn]

*plays the theme from Deliverance* Well I live in North Carolina... *looks at Snick* (Which is also very hot and humid thank you!) and I was born in Louisiana. *spits* Watcha 'spect?

I accuse tnp of infecting me with nymphomania!

[gejyspa]

Honest your honor, she was that way 'fore I ever met her.

I accuse tnp of being an elf.

[Snickie]

No, not me. I'm too tall (5'7") and live too far south (Florida) to be an elf. Sorry, Santa!

I accuse tnp of being Santa Claus and depositing lumps of coal into my stocking this year despite my making you cookies from scratch.