This is court...

[phoenixannwn]

Only so it was too tired to eat my ankles! (I have new kittens too, and actually have wounds on my ankles from them!)

I accuse the next poster of forcing a wisdom tooth in my jaw! (OW!)

[Snickie]

Payback!

I accuse tnp of being too uncreative to accuse the poster after tnp of something.

[Alladinsane]

That was a good accusation.

I accuse tnp of doing something really, really mean.

[Snickie]

What, do you consider existing to be really, really mean? Pfftt. Crybaby.

I accuse tnp of messing with the Cantr server, thus preventing all of us from being able to even look at the beloved green screen. THAT is a really, really, REALLY mean thing to do.

[gejyspa]

Green isn't really your color.

I accuse tnp of conspiring to have every single char everywhere be asleep and/or playing snugglebunnies behind closed doors when my char is craving human contact.

[phoenixannwn]

I had to do laundry!

I accuse the next poster of sending that spider into my mom's car and then inexplicably to my shoulder causing me to shriek and my mom to swerve the car.

[gejyspa]

Well, I certainly didn't want it in MY car! (Yay! Human contact, at least of a player, if not a char).

I accuse tnp of making me procrastinate paying my utility bill until their website is down for preventative maintenance

[null_fragment]

Believe me, that was the kindest thing I could have done in the circumstances.


I accuse the next poster of dying, after they make their next post.

[Snickie]

I am sad to inform you that I died already. The funeral is next week at the local church headed by that crazy pastor guy; everyone attending is expected to wear green and contribute a daisy to the bouquet which is to be placed on my grave. Refreshments will be provided immediately afterwards.

I acccuse tnp of killing me.

[null_fragment]

I had to come up with something to accuse you of.


I accuse the next poster of judging me.

[Snickie]

I'm dead, remember? You killed me. Dead people can't judge.

I accuse tnp of roleplaying so well that I get emotionally moved and am thus unable to think of a decent thing to accuse tnp of without CRBing.

[gejyspa]

Guilty as charged (awww.. you knew it was gonna be me, didn't you, Snick? I'm touched)

I accuse tnp of letting their 15yo daughter play Cantr a/k/a "that den of iniquity" (What can I say? I tried to get my 17yo to play, which he did for just one day before losing interest

[Chroma Key]

Nope, MY daughter is 6. Wasn't me! I'll let her play when she's 12.

I accuse tnp of stealing away the sunshine when it's a long weekend. How could you?

[Snickie]

If it's a long weekend, then what would you be doing outside? You should be Cantring!

I accuse tnp of sleeping (and thus not playing Cantr).

[Arenti]

I try to be online as often I can but even I have to sleep!

I accuse tnp of making it rain here all day.