This is court...

[gejyspa]

Nah, my ring is on my finger.. as for my collar....well, this is still a family channel. Nor am I being redundant, which is to say, I don't repeat anything, nor do I say anything more than once, or superfluously.

I accuse tnp of keeping Misato's PC in the shop, so she can't play along.

[Diego]

"Keeping it in the shop" is misleading, counselor, as it appears to imply that it hasn't been pawned for intravenous drugs.

I accuse tnp of disregarding causality.

[Snickie]

For good reason, too. Causality always prevents our football team from winning and has made them perpetual losers. There is no good reason to regard Causality; he is the worst fullback and nose tackle ever.

I accuse tnp of liquidating over seven-thousand BRAND NEW Scratch 'n Dent appliances!

[gejyspa]

How was I supposed to know they were made of cotton candy (candy floss), and would dissolve in the rain?

I accuse TNP of making life a living Hell.

[Snickie]

I am throwing you the biggest party of all time for ridding us of all reasons for that lady to appear on my television screen, gejyspa.

It is biologically impossible to make life a living Hell, as Hell does not exist as a living being, but rather as a place for unfaithful, dead souls. However, Hell is exothermic and tends to have leaks, as there is no living person capable of fixing those from there and no sensible living person here to attempt it from this side.

I accuse tnp of purposely aiming one of Hell's leaks onto my Internet connection, thus prohibiting me from playing Cantr all day.

[Alladinsane]

Actually that isn't a leak in Hell, I just haven't changed the catbox in a few days. You are delusional from being on the same side of the house.

I accuse tnp drinking the last beer in the fridge without putting a new 6pack in.

[Snickie]

No, no, no. It could me have been not. I mean, I'm underage. Why drink I would? Insanity family in the runs.

I accuse tnp of...making me forget what I was going to say just now.

[gejyspa]

You didn't forget... that's exactly what you wanted to say.

I accuse tnp of breaking my air conditioning (Day 6 of unrelenting heat and lack of sleep... oooh.. look at the pretty colors on that cabbage eating the hippopotamus.....)

[Snickie]

I've been through that before, and I would not wish or inflict that kind of torture on anyone. And by the way, that's not a cabbage. It's a Brussels sprout topped with Worstechire(sp?) sauce and roe of the platypus.

I accuse tnp of screwing up my schedule and making the lines endlessly long to get it fixed, only for me to realise that they're not fixing schedules for any reason before or after next Monday.

[gejyspa]

Guilty as charged... I only wanted to give you more free periods to play Cantr, sweetie.

I accuse tnp of not responding to my PM, and leave me imagining all kinds of horrible scenarios...

[Snickie]

Well I did get to play Cantr on my PDA while I was standing in line....so I guess you're off the hook.

*goes to respond to PM*

I accuse tnp of trying to kill my char.

[gejyspa]

Ridiculous. *I* didn't try to kill your char. My CHARACTER did -- Learn the difference, kid.

I accuse TNP of delaying my sister's airplane flight.

[Snickie]

Guilty as charged. I wanted you to have as much time as possible to play Cantr uninterrupted by siblings and the like.

I accuse tnp of neglecting to clean the cats' litter-box.

[Alladinsane]

I was hoping my daughter would get to it.

I accuse tnp of fumbling.

[Snickie]

I did not fumble! I threw the ball at the ground without using any arm motion while I was running with eleven people at my heels trying to give me a massive bear hug...

I accuse tnp of making a CRB.