The grant-a-wish game

[Leo Luncid]

Congrats, you had the medieval cannon (key word being had).

I wish to not have any unfortunate event, whether's its mild or severe, to happen to me as this wish comes true.

[Nakranoth]

Granted. Nothing else happens in your life, good, bad, or otherwise. You never die... but then you don't really live either. Horray for true indiffrence.

I wish my life were filled with good things.

[Nick]

You drown in chocolate pudding.

I wish for Cantr to be a realtime, three dimensional game

[Racetyme]

You wake up tomorrow morning to find yourself in Cantr. Unfortunately for you, you spawn in french land and are dead within hours.



I wish I could run as fast as a ferrari can drive. (this is a softball)

[SekoETC]

You end up running over a back field player due to the fact that you can't make sharp turns and forgot to take your speed into account. You are both injured in the crash and you're expelled from the team for physical assault.

I wish I had more minutes left in Cantr (I don't know how it happened but I'm down to 12).

[Antichrist_Online]

Granted, you have unlimited minutes, however, you have to play every 10 minutes or you will die a horrible death, involving spikes, a rack and feathers. The exact details are too horrific for public chat.


I wish my dreams were reality. (Yes this is bloody dangerous, especially to those who know what my dreams are).

[Crosshair]

Granted... But all the hideous creatures/nymphos in your dreams are replaced by doddering old men and women, who just wonder around, bumping into things and muttering "bloody liberals..."



I wish I could breathe under water, as well as on land.

[Torn]

Granted. You can breathe under water and on land. Unfortunantly, you are stuck in the core of a nuclear reactor and are receving fatall dosses of raditation. You die within two days.



I wish for a solid gold rifle.

[Racetyme]

Granted. Unfortunately, the world market for solid gold rifles is dragging these days, and you can't seem to find any golden bullets to fire with it.



I wish to not have to do homework anymore.

[Torn]

Granted. You are now a peice of homework.


I wish my best freind was not a lesbian, so I could go out with her.

[the_antisocial_hermit]

Your best friend turns into a gay man.

I wish I weren't so tired.

[Nakranoth]

You die.

I wish for world peace.

[Racetyme]

Granted. Unfortunately, I had to kill everybody but you to do it. Thats a shame.




I wish for an omaha steak.

[Nick]

Sure, but due to budget cuts and the fact you killed everyone on the planet, I had to serve you long pig steak instead of that of a cow.

I wish I had a jetpack.

[Racetyme]

You do, but on your first test run the engine fails at 30,000 feet. I didn't even have to do anything else.



I wish for a light saber.