The Authoritarian Party of Cantr

[Nalaris]

...I think the only one holding a wedge is Comrade Antichrist, and he's busy supplying the Party with an arsenal of weapons and a lack of souls, both of which are more important than your orange juice.

[Phalynx]

...I think the only one holding a wedge is Comrade Antichrist, and he's busy supplying the Party with an arsenal of weapons and a lack of souls, both of which are more important than your orange juice.

Ooooooh... hark at her!

[Schme]

You do know that I've just excaped, right?

You can run, but you can't hide. Not with our newest member of my personel secret police organization, the RICE. You may recognize him.

P.S. I wanna join too. hehe

Ghettofabulous. But before we give you full membership, you've got to smoke a Bandido.

No, wait, wrong group. Welcome aboard!

I think I remeber backing you as a revolutionary a long time ago when you first joined the forums, Schme. It was shortly after I stopped trying to get you banned for being such a jackass. Then I decided that you rock the boat, baby! Ah, nostalgia. That was some fun when you first started. Equaled only by the golden age of Piedom.

Ah yes. The short lived Grammar Revolution. But don't worry. Fidel Castro had to give a few tries, but he proved persistance pays off. A great example for the kids, that guy.

It's widely acknowledged that I am extraordinarily Authoritarian even for a professional Authoritarian.

Excellent work! That's what people have to do, you see. Just state things as facts without leaving room open for questioning. Excellent. You should join the ministry of propaganda.

So, anyway. I'll not only join the Authoritarian party, I'll boss everybody around! Ha! I can hardly wait.
YOU THERE! Drop that wedge and get me some cold orange juice!

Yes, someone get the lady a screwdriver. Glad to have you on board!

...I think the only one holding a wedge is Comrade Antichrist, and he's busy supplying the Party with an arsenal of weapons and a lack of souls, both of which are more important than your orange juice.

Yes, indeed. Someone has to keep an eye on that fellow. I have a feeling he may be working with "The Administration".



Party Members, please distribute this authorized pamphlet, on behalf of the Party, via PM to anyone who would be interested, which is to say, everyone.


PAMPHLET
Are you tired of the weak, inneficent and corrupt leadership of the Jos and the Board of Directors?

Do you feel that Cantr has become stagnant under the incompetence and unGhettofabulous direction of it’s entrenched, soy flavoured rulers?

Don’t let our website type deal break down, don’t let the self serving board of directors continue to be full uncool!

THE TIME IS RIPE FOR CHANGE. MAKE A DIFFERENCE. JOIN THE AUTHORITARIAN PARTY OF CANTR!

http://www.cantr.net/forum/viewtopic.ph ... sc&start=0

________________________________________________________________________

Thank you.

[Pie]

(Monolouge:*wile wearing his rocking awesome costume*"hey pie" "hey joe" *cough* as i was saying, wile wearing his rocking awesome costume, made to put all detectives and people who might be out to get me off my trail, i saw a pamplet lying on the ground promoting the autoritarian party. using my leet drawing skills, i drew this picture on the back of it, photocopied it, and started handing it out for no apparant reason*

http://img88.imageshack.us/my.php?image=schemeon7.png

[Schme]

Wow. That looks almost exactly like me, except my hair's longer now...

...So, that means you're spying on me...And that means you must have a backer...Like...The CIA! Holy shit! I've got to go underground for a while.

But don't try to take any of my stuff while I'm gone. This guy's guarding my place.



And how did you know about the potatoe? Inspector Frost isn't a double agent, is he?

[Antichrist_Online]

I don't work for the Administration, I occasionally do contract work for MiniTru, but I'm really an operative of Flipside, so my domain covers all. Anyway, decided on those wedges? I'll take Finland if Seko and Wichita are included in the deal. I really want to force them to marry.

[kinvoya]

Mmmmmmmm...forced marriage. The best kind and endorsed by the Party! Maybe we can pull Schme's personal guard in on this action. He can be the best man!

[west]

Schme isn't already the best man?

[Phalynx]

Hey.. Kinyova, bride of Schme... that could work... show our leader is a healthy virile man.... *looks ponderously*

[kinvoya]

I would love to marry Schme but...ummm...I'm afraid that would be forbidden. I've taken a vow of no marriage to internet strangers (except in Cantr, of course).

Also, I am secretly married to several hunky actors and ummm...I'm busy doing stuff.

I assumed Schme would officiate at any and all forcings of marriage.

[Phalynx]

"officiate" That's a new word for it....?

I thought it was "Droit de seigneur"

[kinvoya]

Better get out your bone knife, Seko.

Heh, "bone" knife.

Reminds me of this.

http://www.cantr.net/forum/viewtopic.ph ... le&start=0

One of the best threads ever for those who missed it.

[west]

"officiate" That's a new word for it....?

I thought it was "Droit de seigneur"

Clearly I'm missing out by not joining the Party.

[Nalaris]

Why would anyone form the Party if it wasn't better than everything outside the Party? And if the Party is better than everything outside it, how can anyone outside the Party not miss out by failing to join the Party? Here, have a pamphlet.

[Phalynx]

We may have a little problem on our hands:

here We are being watched We need some donuts for bribes