The grant-a-wish game

[psymann]

Granted. The miniature hippograph hides most of the time under the fridge and behind bookcases, as it is very tiny. It eats rotting meat. Every hour, a guy delievers some unpackaged rotting meat, ringing the doorbell and asking you to sign for it. This happens every hour, on the hour, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

More supplies arrive every hour, at half past the hour, 24 hours a day, in the form of toys with bells on, and things for it to chew. Most of these smell pretty nasty. And again, the guy rings the doorbell until you come and sign for them.




I wish I was better at golf than my friend Dave.

[formerly known as hf]

You become a brilliant golfer.
Your friend Dave gets really jealous and:
Signs you up for lots of spam / Burns your golf caddie / slahes your car tires / places a horses head in your bed / sleeps with your girl/boy/other friend / reports you as a terroist to the CIA / hires a hitman to take you out.

I wish bronze in Cantr would just be sorted out.

[Nosajimiki]

Jos removes iron and steel so that people will start making bronze

I wish it wasn't so hard to convince girls to let me take pictures of thier breasts for art projects... it's not like anyone's gonna see thier face or anything.

[SekoETC]

Ok, girls are now willing to let you photograph their boobs. And you become a famous artist and you catch the attention of local grandmas' society; they all wanna pose for you and since you're too nice to say no, you're stuck drawing wrinkly old women's boobs. You're paid in sugar-free cookies and tea.


I wish there wasn't sick shit on macrochan that makes people wanna vomit.

[saztronic]

Done. Over the course of several months, a cabal of national governments introduces a bioengineered strain of bacteria into the world's oceans and lakes. The bacteria are prolific, but harmless; they feed on carbon dioxide. The initial intent was to counterbalance global warming without slowing world economic development.

These bacteria have side effects, however. They drastically lower the inhibitions of humans with regard to visual images, while increasing their tolerance for the bizarre and the macabre. Although no one comments on it, they also tend to suppress the gag reflex. The newly insouciant human race comes to view the contents of Macrochan with an almost perfect indifference. Eventually the site fades away due to lack of interest.

I wish formerly_known_as_hf would PM me a provocative picture of herself.

[sanchez]

He does.

I wish I could remember where I left that note....

[Torn]

Granted. The note is in a area full of communists who want to kill you.

[Nakranoth]

I wish people would stop forgetting to wish after granting wishes.

[Pie]

granted, now everyone wishes for something so specific it is imposibal to mess it up.

I wish I had some chips.

[Racetyme]

Granted, but they're in my stomach.

I wish I could make choices.

[Torn]

Youre wish has become true. You now have to choose how you will die.




I wish that, I had a large pizza, that in no way, shape or form was out of the normal. It hasnt been eaten.

[Chris Johnson]

The head guard on death row personally delivers your last requested meal .


I'd like to see the lag on Cantr solved

[Nick]

Cantr's web directory gets wiped out. The 404 page loads with no lag at all.

I wish coins were lighter.

[Nakranoth]

They already are much lighter than depleated uranium. No magic required.

I wish I could cast magic spells.

[Racetyme]

Wish granted, but you have no control over when they happen and what they do.



I wish I had a medieval cannon.