Bullsh♡t (split from Usernames)

[Snickie]

-is typing with eyes tightly shut-

I CAN'T SEE!
You told me to shut my eyes, so how am I supposed to be able to see when to open them again?

[berserk9779]

My name just means male cow dung. *nods*

Not a literal translation though.

I didn't know dung had a gender... ha ha ha.... ha... oh, my abusing grammatical ambiguity amuses me, at least.

Then you won't like lojban. No grammatical ambiguity there to abuse.
<lojbanlesson>
"nakni bakni kalci" can only be "(male cow) dung". To say "male (cow dung)" you would have to say "nakni ke bakni kalci" or "nakni bakni bo kalci".
</lojbanlesson>

Isn't latin a bit like that?

It isn't. Ambiguity in Latin has been used and abused over time.

Eg. The famous oracle's sentence : ibis redibis non morieris in bello, depending on how it is pronounced it could mean "you will go, you will come back and you will not die in war" or " you will go, you will not come back, you will die in war"