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Postby Darkle-ish » Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:33 pm

Granted. All the leading members of the United States government become your followers. However, they turn your little group into a suicide cult, and they all kill themselves on Good Friday.


I wish I was Tutankhamun in a past life.
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Postby joo » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:40 am

Granted, however you have no idea how to rule Egypt and are thus assasinated.



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Postby Darkle-ish » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:43 am

Granted. However, you now also wear corsets, eat before going to big parties so as not to appear to have an appetite, wear lots of powder, and outrageously hideous dresses. Congrats. You're an Early Modern Era noblewoman!


I wish I held the power of Gaea, Chronos, and Thanatos.
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Postby joo » Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:56 am

You do, however you are immediately killed for it.



I wish I didn't find it so hard to come up with wishes...
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Postby Tiamo » Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:58 am

You don't, but they are all stupid and morbid and all center around one topic...


I wish you a happy day.
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Postby Dudel » Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:06 am

I get a happy day at the cost of your life. I laugh as you die.


I wish that this thing I'm trying to do will work and Mother will be cool with it.
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Postby SekoETC » Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:18 pm

What ever you're doing leads into your Mom being doused with liquid hydrogen. Ooh!

I wish I had a pizza I could eat.
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Postby joo » Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:47 pm

The pizza is a shit and puss flavoured special, and not only can you eat it, but it is literally force-fed to you! Ho ho ho!




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Postby Dudel » Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:50 pm

SekoETC wrote:What ever you're doing leads into your Mom being doused with liquid hydrogen. Ooh!


Now she's REAL cool! :lol: :roll:

SekoETC wrote:I wish I had a pizza I could eat.


You get pizza and can eat but you choke on it and DIE!

I wish for some money because now mom is 'cool' and I can go.
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Postby Darkle-ish » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:25 pm

Joo... People forget easily, but only of your accomplishments and never your faults.

Dudel.. You get the money, but it turns out that it's been tagged by the FBI. They arrest you and you get raped by a giant named Pancho in federal prison.


I wish for a worldwide regression back to the time of the great Han dynasty. (Some would know this as the Classical Era?)
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Postby joo » Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:41 pm

Granted, however because you didn't exist in that time, you die and do not experience it.


I wish that I didn't see "http://www.muvenum.com/" whenever I looked down.
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Postby SekoETC » Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:13 pm

Granted, you go blind.

I wish my sweat smelled like raspberry and cherries.
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Postby Mr. Black » Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:18 pm

Granted, you now sweat raspberries and cherries. If you don't think that's so bad, just imagine those things trying to squeeze out through your pores. Eeeeeh.

I wish there wasn't so much LAAAAAAG in all the good games.
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Postby joo » Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:54 pm

Granted, that lag is now transferred to all the bad games, causing a massive migration of users to the non-lagging games and crashing all the servers. Now all that is left is the laggy bad games.


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Postby Darkle-ish » Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:24 pm

Granted. However, that is all you are now able to write.



I wish 2+2=5.
"Gee, I sure would like to set those people on fire over there. But I'm way to far away to get the job done. If only I had something that would throw flame on them." -George Carlin, an amazing man.
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