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joo
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Postby joo » Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:55 pm

(LOL We should do this on the IRC channel if it's going to be like this)

You didn't just do what you did, so I'm not the cause of AIDS so my wish didn't backfire, and yours did, and be the law of displacement, you are now the cause of AIDS (hint: why oh why did I fuck my sister?)



I wish I could be on a caffeine high like this all the time :D
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Postby Dudel » Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:59 pm

Granted: But now your every Starbucks employe's personal butt slave.

I wish Starbucks had only big manly men working there.
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Postby joo » Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:04 pm

They do work there, but they rape you instead of me because I forgot to mention that I'm not only on a caffeine high... I'm on a TAURINE HIGH!




I wish I had an energy drink dispenser in my kitchen with an unlimited supply of stimulant.
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Postby Dudel » Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:06 pm

Granted: You OD on the stuff and die. No one misses you.


I wish I wish king of the world.

Edit: Wow I typed wish, was saposed to be was...drrrr
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Postby joo » Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:11 pm

You wish "king of the world." Nothing happens.




I wish I was immune to the bad effects of caffeine and taurine, but hypersensitive to the good effects.
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Postby SekoETC » Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:14 pm

Granted but it makes it impossible for you to fall asleep or unconscious. You have to go to surgery and the anesthesia doesn't work.

I wish I could stop thinking about rapes.
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Postby joo » Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:24 pm

Once you stop thinking about it, you lose your edge over others who are constantly thinking about, and they subsequently exploit your lack of rape-awareness to... well, you know...




I wish I could have a third eye transplanted. Onto my back. (And I'm talking about the optical type of third eye, not the "the third eye is in the well, phwoarr, hehehe" type of third eye)
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Postby Dudel » Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:30 pm

Granted: But it cause the other two(the two in the front) to fail. Resulting in only being to see in back of you. You are always bumping into stuff. That and you look just plain wird.


I wish I was King Of The World.
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Postby joo » Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:37 pm

You didn't specify which world, so you are now King of the cockroach world which orbits one of jupiter's astroids. ;)



I wish I was the Queen of the United Kingdom.
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Postby SekoETC » Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:02 pm

You turn into an old lady with all kinds of health problems that come with age and you don't get to use as much power as you'd wish.

I wish I'd feel more motivated to play Cantr.
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Postby Andu » Sat Oct 11, 2008 3:28 pm

Granted. Now joo treats to do something terrible to you if you even think of quitting Cantr II.

I wish James Brown wouldn't be dead.
"An those with little fuel, could tie a pack of bears in front of their limousine, with whip and crossbow in hands to keep them in line."
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Postby Dudel » Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:51 pm

Granted: But it isnt the famous singer its some random guy from some random town you have never heard of. He then bites someone moaning 'brains'. Then about 28 days later there is an epidemic of people with the same ailment as the first.


I wish to not be any where near any of the zombie people, cats, dogs, etc.
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Postby playerslayer666 » Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:59 pm

granted. i go back to the " magic button " forum and make a button which launches a nuke and blows everything within a 100 mile radius to pieces.....including you.

i wish someone would rape Joo so he knows how it feels. that way this game can deviate from raping.
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Postby Dudel » Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:22 am

Granted: You rape joo. But instead of it making him less into rape. He likes it, and decides its your turn. :twisted:

I wish nothing bad could happen to me.
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Postby Andu » Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:20 am

Granted. Nothing bad can happen to you any more, ever. Nothing good can happen either. Enjoy your booring life.

I wish for world peace.
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