The Rhyming Game
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- BeepBeep
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There was once a man named Kevin
Who had two silly wives.
Who had two silly wives.
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“When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not playing with me rather than I with her?” ~Michel de Montaigne
“When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not playing with me rather than I with her?” ~Michel de Montaigne
- SekoETC
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Who led very excentric lives.
The other day Kevin and his wives were caught
The other day Kevin and his wives were caught
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- Tiamo
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When all three of them bought
A shrubbery, while wearing nothing worth mentioning.
A shrubbery, while wearing nothing worth mentioning.
I think ...
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Luckily, the policemen were pensioning
Retired, that is; not working a lot
Retired, that is; not working a lot
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When one of the wives felt particularly hot.
So she walked over to the police who did loiter.
So she walked over to the police who did loiter.
- Moonflame
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They remembered their chores when they saw her goitre.
Her thyroid's overactive, it's just not attractive
Her thyroid's overactive, it's just not attractive
"There are precious few at ease
with moral ambiguities
and so we act as though they don't exist"
with moral ambiguities
and so we act as though they don't exist"
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to have a lump in one's throat, so the doctor did, in fact, give
her some medicine to address the issue
her some medicine to address the issue
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and it normalised all her thyroidial tissue!
"A miracle cure," the policemen all thought,
"A miracle cure," the policemen all thought,
- Snickie
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Until the meds caused all her teeth to rot.
They went to the dentist with police onlooking
They went to the dentist with police onlooking
- cutecuddlydirewolf
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Little did they know, the stove was left cooking.
And thus there was a fire, the house burning down
And thus there was a fire, the house burning down
- Snickie
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THey could hear sirens from across town.
But nobody thought it could be THEIR problem!
But nobody thought it could be THEIR problem!
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As the school taught no one to care about such things
As such is the problem with modern education
As such is the problem with modern education
- Alutka
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It's better not to think what will become of the young generation
They are promiscuous, crass and swear as bloody hell
They are promiscuous, crass and swear as bloody hell
“Man sacrifices his health in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. He is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.”
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. He is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.”
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On their way to destruction, who can tell
What will come of this nonsense, I do not know
What will come of this nonsense, I do not know
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- Moonflame
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But let's not dwell on it. Surprise limerick, go!
I once met a girl in a game
I once met a girl in a game
"There are precious few at ease
with moral ambiguities
and so we act as though they don't exist"
with moral ambiguities
and so we act as though they don't exist"
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