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I always knew your studying Lysistrata in college would come in handy.

A Broadway star might actually come to see our play.

Look, just because your play is outdoors at night and it happens to be shiny does not mean that star's name is Broadway. ...It's a meteor, slowly heading for earth and coming to kill us all.

But I'll be the only one to survive it! And I'll triumph over the imaginary communities that form after the real communities are all dead. And world domination will be mine! MIIIINEEE I TELL YOU!!!

I really hope, being the ruler of imaginary cockroach communes brings you fulfillment in life

I`m planning a revolution.

Well, you have a good start. You are already revolting.

I found my wallet, intact.

Great! Now go find everything that was in it.

I earned superior with distinction on my clarinet solo, playing a grade five for a top college professor of clarinet.

Being really good at being a dork still makes you a dork.

I got my license to drive a forklift this week.

You don't need a license to lift a fork. You just wasted a ton of money.

I'm the best bragger in all the worlds!

One day you'll wake up and realize there are so many people much more talented than you in the world and that bragging feels like compensation for the inadequacies you'll never overcome. You will resign yourself to smaller things, and continue to brag as if they had been your only goals after all.

I once won $500 bucks in a writing contest. I submitted a paragraph's worth of bullshit.

Well, you have a good start. You are already revolting.I found my wallet, intact.

Your site forum.cantr.org not correctly work in my safari browser

...Talk about the ultimate flame. Trolled by a bot.

Wolfsong wrote:I once won $500 bucks in a writing contest. I submitted a paragraph's worth of bullshit.

That's exactly what they want you to think. But really, they just paid you $500 to never submit to writing contests ever again. They fed your paragraph of bullshit to my dog.


I managed to be placed in a super awesome chamber group at the Clarinet Clinic this week!

The "super awesome chamber group" is actually a euphemism for where they put mentally handicapped members of the Clinic so they stay out of the way of the real members.


I command all the Argives!

That's pretty hard to do when you're being roasted at gas mark five.


I slept for seventeen hours today!

Unfortunately, it was during your PSAT test.

I've been invited to parties on three consecutive days.

Yeah, and they're all here. Don't you love partying with losers like Ally and me? You can join the Losers' party gang, and we'll have lame parties all the time, and your name will become one that when people hear it they'll be like, "Oh, that one guy who parties all the time with Snickie? What lame-o's." Isn't that just terrible?!?!

I am soooo much more humble than you. You'll never find a more humble person than me.