Funny OOC Player Quotes

[joo]

[02:07:37] <joo> Ah well, I suppose it's an easy mistake to make
[02:07:38] <joo> XD
[02:08:03] <Dudel> Yes, its a common wond too. X|
[02:09:04] <joo> pond? wand? word? one?
[02:09:12] <joo> XD
[02:09:20] <joo> Nah, I understand.
[02:09:23] <Dudel> wond? O.o
[02:09:32] <Dudel> The fuck is wrong with me!? X|
[02:09:38] <Dudel> one*
[02:09:46] <joo> XD
[02:10:24] <Dudel> Like thats not even the keyboard there.
[02:10:35] * Dudel should talk to Rigel and get some tips, maybe? :O XD
[02:10:43] <joo> LMAO!

[Joshuamonkey]

lol, I was already looking at where those letters were on the keyboard before reading the rest of it.

[Dudel]

joo, WTF!? Dudel is NOT getting in trouble for that! X|

But yeah... I um... yeah.

[joo]

joo, WTF!? Dudel is NOT getting in trouble for that! X|

But yeah... I um... yeah.

Heh, you aren't afraid of offending our friend Rigel are you?

[Dudel]

Dudel is too cool to insult "THE RIGEL!"

[Ryaga]

8) Dudel is too cool to insult "THE RIGEL!"

Ryaga finds it amusing how Dudel replies

[joo]

8) Dudel is too cool to insult "THE RIGEL!"

Ryaga finds it amusing how Dudel replies

It just doesn't sound the same when someone other than Dudel does it.

[Ryaga]

8) Dudel is too cool to insult "THE RIGEL!"

Ryaga finds it amusing how Dudel replies

It just doesn't sound the same when someone other than Dudel does it.

I know

[Joshuamonkey]

I read Joo's post again and it was even funnier the second time lol.

And since I don't want to just give comments with little input, I decided to look through my old messages, and once again, what I post years ago seems like it was another person. All of these are from private messages: (I put some of these here just because I'm a fan of nateflory)

Joshuamonkey (4-5-06, half of a conversation to nateflory): "I have to get eagle by September and I just turned 14."
Joshuamonkey: "lol

That's all I have to say."
I did finish the requirements by then, but I didn't do the Board of Review until right before I turned 15 in March.

I Am Thread: Joshuamonkey: "I am the leader of a town that finally has smoked meat, and another citizen besides me..who I saved from starvation."
Nateflory (8-13-06): If you know Akilles Blaman, THANK YOU Katie.
Last three spawns I had wound up in similar situations, but two never made it to kill enough critters and eat. Darn my luck with newspawns lately! I'm glad one of the three survived...."
Joshuamonkey: "Your Welcome"


UloDeTero (10-5-07, edited one bad word): "Where is Quahaki?

I can't find anything about it on Google, except the location field of your avatar in various posts you've made on the Cantr forum. Believe it or not, there are no other results for Quahaki. And nothing in Wiki, either.
"

"Finally! Nice observation!
In fact, I made up the word Quahaki as a little kid, it's a planet I made up. I used to make drawings about "Quahaki Man" with a cape.

And yes it is totally random.
Thank you!"

I'm glad that I've come up with a word that even Google is having a hard time with. The one place it's in is some obscure website in a language called Swahili...however, it doesn't appear to have any meaning in this language.


These are messages concerning the Cantr Mafia forum games:
Dogonabun (4-2-08): "You are a defending goon. All you have are your wits, democracy and a busted-up gun! Good luck."

Mikki (5-7-08): "There hasn't been any important conversations going on JM.. If all goes well I am planning on taking out Sparkle tonight.. Blocking Dogonabun is a great idea.. I like it.. *smirks* Oh and I do have to say.. you are looking very tempting.. *winks*"

Trexdino (5-7-08): "I sent Mikki a message, a message that we should kill Saztronic tonight. He is going to be the real threat. I can tell already, he is thinking about everything in advance."

Joshuamonkey (5-17-08): I have a request...this would have been better if I had lasted until the last day, but even though that's not the case I'd like to do this, especially since my character isn't one that killed anyone or had a usable power. Do you think my character could escape when you come down to kill him? He can't really fly or use magic, but he does have his sheep and monkey powers....
Trexdino: Nope, he will die

Trexdino (6-1-08, spelling corrected)(Note, this was my idea, though he came up with some of the roles also. He was just sending me the list):
Evil:
Nick Macgregor (godfather)
Val Macgregor (roleblocker)
Ben Klash (revolutionary)
Makior Macgregor (Ninja)
Elizabeth macgregor (Jack of all trades)

Good:
Josh Mathias (detective)
Snape Macgregor (vigilante)
Seko (Forensic Investigator)
Gabriel (Bodyguard)
Brandy (Inventor)
Fugaza (reviver)
Harold (thief)
Johann Macgregor (bulletproof)
Klash members (regular townies)

Trexdino (1-6-09): You discover Dudel is none other than Aragon, son of Arathorn.

Chinese whispers:
Mikki (6-12-08): Clearly, Dogonabun has trivialized salami; you <b>should</b> not.

There are other interesting ones also, but not particularly funny...

[mikki]

What's really bad is I can't remember saying any of that..

[Rebma]

*I bet he does the quotation marks with his fingers while talking
*seriously, I wonder how he does the underlined words
*I can imagine what the bold words and italics are like
*like, the italics some sort of a hiss, with a freaky grimace
*and the bold like shouting but not really, but with lots of spitting

I shouldn't have found that as funny as I did..But the imagery...lol..

[phoenixannwn]

my bf is joining cantr after listening to me go on and on about my characters only for forever and this just happened

hey
do you mind
if
I'm there
for your first time?

...
What?

I was talking about his first time playing cantr of course, but it didn't come out like that.

[Eleiris]

OMG!!!

[Cheshierekat]

Ok, I had to post this because it made me literally lol and I wanted to share. Of course, I am probably the only person who will find it funny, but here you go:

Person: OH
Person: guess what I got
Cheshierekat: um....a rash
Cheshierekat: wait
Cheshierekat: no
Cheshierekat: cheese!
Cheshierekat: you got cheese!
Cheshierekat: i love cheese
Person: ...... no
Cheshierekat: did you get cheese?
Person: uhm
Person: no
Person: didn't need to get cheese when I already had cheese
Cheshierekat: Oh.

[mikki]

Ok, I had to post this because it made me literally lol and I wanted to share. Of course, I am probably the only person who will find it funny, but here you go:

Person: OH
Person: guess what I got
Cheshierekat: um....a rash
Cheshierekat: wait
Cheshierekat: no
Cheshierekat: cheese!
Cheshierekat: you got cheese!
Cheshierekat: i love cheese
Person: ...... no
Cheshierekat: did you get cheese?
Person: uhm
Person: no
Person: didn't need to get cheese when I already had cheese
Cheshierekat: Oh.