Most rediculous spam

[EchoMan]

I'll go first.

Dear EmailUser,
Your Email address has just won the sum of £600,000.00 GBP in cash credited to a file in the Nokia 40yrs Award Programme held 17th April 2010.
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Your e-mail address attached to:
Ref Number: UK/9420X2/68
Batch Number: 074/05/ZY369
WINNING DATE: 17th April 2010..
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1. Full Name 2. Address: 3.Age/Gender 4. Occupation 5.Nationality 6.Phone Number 7. Amount Won
Send Informations TO:
Email:westyng112@live.com for Claims
Charles Green
Tel: +447011197128
Online-Co-ordinator

[mikki]

Yeah I get those all the time in my email. I delete them.

[EchoMan]

I frame them and put them on the wall. No, seriously... I fail to comprehend how someone can be so stupid to send out this sh*t. Noones gonna fall for that.

[returner]

I frame them and put them on the wall. No, seriously... I fail to comprehend how someone can be so stupid to send out this sh*t. Noones gonna fall for that.

You'd be surprised. Works on the elderly.

[mikki]

I know someone that talked to a girl overseas. He was stupid enough to give her personal information. The girl got a credit card in his name and all of a sudden.... the bills came in. I told him what a complete idiot he was.

[Arenti]

Good Day To You,

Please endeavour to use it for children of God. with warm hearts I offer my friendship, and my greetings, and I hope this letter meets you in good time. It will be surprising to you to receive this proposal from me since you do not know me personally. However, I am sincerely seeking your confidence in this transaction, which I propose with my free mind and as a person of integrity from God. My name is Mrs. Roseline Gupta. from Malaysia . I am married to Dr james Gupta who worked with the Malaysia embassy in South Africa for nine years, Before he died in 2002.

We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for four days. Before his death we were both born again christains. Since his death i decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible spoke against. When my husband was alife he deposited the sum of $8million US dollars [Eight million US dollars] with a Bank in Europe . Presently, this money is still there is Europe . You shall have 30% of the total money for yourself and the 70% should go for the work of the Lord. which means US$2.4M will be for you.

Recently my doctor told me that i will take the grace of GOD for me to live one year more due to cancer problems.
Though what disturbs me mostly is my stroke. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to church or still a christain individual that will use this to fund churches, orphanages and widows and also propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained.

The Bible made us to understand that blessed are the hands that giveth. I took this decision because I don`t have any child that will inherit this money and my husband's relatives are not christains and I don`t want my husband hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don`t want a situation where these money will be used in an ungodly manner, hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence i know where am going.

I know that am going to be in the bossom of the Lord. Exodus 14vs14 says that the Lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I can only communication with you via email because of my health I cant always call you because of my health and my inlaws around me but I will always try if chance permits me. I don`t want them to know about these development.

Although I can do all things through christ that empowers me. As soon as I recieve your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank in Europe . I will also fax to you all the deposit document and a letter of authority that will empower you as the original- Beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the church to always pray for me.

My happiness is that i lived a life of a worthy christain, whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve Him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life.
Thanks for your cooperation.
Best regards,
Mrs Roseline Gupta.

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[Arenti]

Oh and no I'm not spamming the forum.

[mojomuppet]

Arenti we all know what a trouble maker you are

[Arenti]

I'm not!

[Arenti]

But with this sort of things, the following always counts: If it's too good to be true, it is.) Though there are always exceptions but not with such mails.

[Arenti]

From James Dale Jr.

Subject: Partner with me


Hello,


I apologize if the contents hereunder are contrary to your moral ethics, =

but please treat it with absolute secrecy and personal courtesy. I am =

James Dale Jr. an Auditor in a commercial Bank here in London UK, in the =

process of auditing our bank accounts for the first quarter of the year, =

I recently discovered that there was a dormant account valued at the sum =

7,394,890.00 (Seven Million, three hundred and ninety four thousand, =

eight hundred and ninety British Pounds Sterling) and after due =

verification of this account I discovered that the account owner is =

late. That is why the account has been dormant and as such the funds are =

lying unclaimed in the bank.



The idea of presenting a foreigner to act as his next of kin came into =

my mind so as to have the total sum of 7,394,890.00 being transferred =

and willed to you and we can both disburse the fund according to the =

percentage we will agree upon.



In view of this, I am seeking for your co-operation and understanding to =

stand as the next of kin to our deceased customer, to enable us claim =

the fund from my bank. Hence, if this proposal is OK by you and you do =

not wish to take undue advantage of my trust. Please kindly get back to =

me immediately, strictly via my private email address only: =

to enable me enlighten you on how we are to =

proceed.



I will appreciate if the details below are confirmed back to me in your =

next email in order for me to prepare the MOU, MEMORANDUM OF =

UNDERSTANDING that both of us will endorse in other for both parties to =

be protected.

[EchoMan]

hehe, that's a good one

[Arenti]

You have to be really stupid to fall for that. Unfortunately there are many really stupid people.

[randognsac]

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[Cdls]

Haha, Scambaiting for the win all:

http://www.419eater.com/index.php


It is a site that revolves around people scamming these scammers into getting money and doing other stupid crap. Pretty funny to see how far these scammers will go to get your money (and how pissed thye get when they realize they wont be getting it).