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[Anthony Roberts]

I just wanted to see who we all know and love out of the 10 top posters.

The winner gets a fruitcake.

Without the fruit.

And short on the cake.

So, essentially, a plate with oxygen on top.

YUM.

Here are our bacholers and bacholerettes! (Did I spell that right? Doubtful.)

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rklenseth (3230 Posts) - Alternate Ego: Richard
- RKL is in both the Resources Department and New Lands Department, having his work cut out for him. He enjoys short walks on the beach, and playing video games that involve excessive violence. His turn on is naked girls on his lap. And his turn off is naked men in his bed. Vote for Richard if you have a thing for excessive compulsive workaholics.

Meh (2715 Posts) - Secret Spy Name: Mr. Wendy, unoffical Cantr spokesman.
- Meh is the life of the party, only if that party is between the hours of 12 PM and 1 PM, on a saturday afternoon, during a full moon on the other side of the planet, and only if Captain Jack beer is being served in glasses with crazy bendable straws that may or may not be purple in colour with an extra ice cube in his pants. Meh enjoys looking down at others, laughing in peoples faces, and getting paid for doing squat. His major turn on are those that submiss to his almighty, albiet fake, power. His only turn off are those that smoke Peter Jacksons, or that Camel brand.

west (2369 Posts) - Alias: East
- West is known for his constant badgering about those around him commenting on posts that shouldn't have... been... commented... (West = Communist). If ever West comes across a staff member, he can be found in the higest stalk of imaginary wheat. West has no turn ons, but has been witnessed talking to male prostitutes on the corner of 76th and 8th in New York City, even though he lives far from there. (Aparently, he lives in "O_o", Ohio, United States) West has a variety of turn offs ranging from cleanliness to dirtiness.

Pirog (1982 Posts) - Code Name: Sugerpop
- Pirog is the guy that has the... corn... pop... wheat... thing... as his icon. Whatever it may be. Anyone that knows Pirog will tell you "He's really a woman, deep down inside. No, really, I've checked" (As quoted 'West'). Pirog enjoys smoking Peter Jacksons (Which gets Meh in a bind) and drinking away his Cantr sorrows with some good ol' Canadian beer. Pirog is usually found in the back of the room, drooling on his workstation keyboard, dreaming how hot his character Silverfoot is. Even though she's like, 50. Pirog's turn ons include anyone with two eyes, two arms, and at minimum - one leg. His only turn off are those without his turn on specifications.

Thomas Pickert (1752 Posts) - AKA: Thomas
- Next.

jeslange (1748 Posts) - Pet Name: Jessica
- Jessica can usually be found in bars picking up tabs of her drunken friends, since she can't bare to take a beer bottle across their heads. Jessica enjoys challenging annoying people to take deep breaths under water, and encourages the study of martial arts so that one day she can have a real challenge, when she needs to kick some ass. Jessica's only turn on are those without turn ons, and her only turn off are those without turn offs.

Solfius (1743 Posts) - Labelled As: Soul-face
- Solfius doesn't know between wrong and right, left and right, up and right, and down and right. However, he is aware of those subtle differences between up and down, but don't we all? Solfius can usually be found making sand castles out of broken beer bottles that he has confiscated from Jessica when she went raving at bars the previous night. Solfius has two turn ons: Loud music, and quiet sex. However, solfius has four turn offs, which include: Soft music, loud sex, medium music, and silent sex. Solfius is one confusing shit.

Anthony Roberts (1596 Posts) - We Know Him As: Crazy
- Anthony is the life of all parties, including the one that Meh is the life of. Anthony can make a joke from anything, and when I mean anything, I mean he can make a joke from nothing if he has to. Not that all his jokes are funny, I would know, I am him. Anthony has an adoring and widly growing fan base that includes, but is not limited to: [Insert every influential Cantr staff member's name here]. Anthony enjoys gaming, being Xenophobic, and eating food, while he dislikes not having a girlfriend and being a loner at work. Anthony is also an obsessive compulsive workaholic that can't get enough, because his plate is never full.

Jos Elkink (1583 Posts) - Gangster Nickname: Jossy
- Jos, the creator, God, and altogether brainmatter behind the idea of Cantr, is the one, and the only, real serious figu-- wait, no, sorry. Thomas. Thomas is the most serious figure here. Damnit. Let me start over: Jos, the creator, God, and altogether brainmatter behind the idea of Cantr, is the one, and the only, truely powerful being on the forums. Although 9th in post ranking, he is number 1 in all of our hearts, and he has all of our gratitude. Without Jos, we would all be loners - like Anthony. Jos enjoys long walks on rolling hills, and enjoys quiet drives down highways and interstates. Jos dislikes those that mock him for having a three letter name, and takes a bitter hatred towards those that call him Jossy. Isn't that right, Jossy?

new.vogue.nightmare (1571 Posts) - Nametag Says: Chris
- Chris. What more must be said about this freaky creature. He downright pisses everyone off! No, really. Really? I honestly don't know, all this junk is made up. Let's pretend he does. Chris enjoys breaking men's hearts (With sledgehammers, mind you) and mending women's hearts (With a needle and thread, literally.) by making cute poems like "Roses are Red, I like sex." and similiar works. Chris has a distaste for cotton candy that was prepared at a carnival, stating, Quote: "It tastes like molten Carnie!" :Endquote.

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There you have it folks! Cast your vote, and see who will win... CANTR FORUMS IDOL! *Cheesy music in the background*

I would hope not. I don't want to hear any singing. Ugg. No matter, vote, and we'll see who wins the fruitcake!

Without the plate, too. We're out of those.

(So, essentially, nothing.)

[nitefyre]

Considering the gun at my head, I have no other choice but to cast my vote for Pirog.

I'm disappointed/delighted (?) that I'm 11th in total posts, otherwise I'd see my bio up there.

[Lumin]

You know, when I saw the title of this thread and then saw the author, I somehow expected that every choice would say 'Anthony Roberts'.

[colonel]

Anthony? Are you voting for yourself with different accounts? Hmm?

[kroner]

shoulda made it the top 15 posters.

anyway, i wish meh would come back, and i wish chris would come back for real instead of making 2 posts and then disappearing again. and solfius too. where are they all going?!

also, there are no male prostitutes at 76th and 8th, which is actually called "Central Park West" and not "8th Avenue" at 76th street.

[SekoETC]

LOL Good job on those introductions! At first I was wondering why did you select just these people but post counts -- well that makes sense. Not counting of course that some of these people are rarely seen on the forums anymore. Surprisingly I ended up voting for Pirog. Now why did I do that..? Hmm... probably intuition. Now don't start crying there Anthony, you'll be my favourite on YiM if you'd log in sometimes.

[formerly known as hf]

*giggles in mild hysterics*

thanks Anthony - I needed that

*goes back to his REALLY HARD essay*

[Pirog]

Anthony Roberts>

Anthony, why are you spreading such lies about me?!?
Two eyes...are you crazy? I can't afford having such high standards. And we all know that Leela from Futurama is a hottie...actually, so is Zoidberg.



Thanks to the people voting for me. This proves that you don't have to have friends...as long as people you will never meet like what you write on the internet.

[oni reborn]

n.v.n...wow he's just the sexiest member, not just in the forum...but in the whole WORLD. Oh god yes!

[Pirate Lass]

lol

I posted mine for.... oh wait - I'm not telling. It was a hard choice between two.

[Pirog]

I'm in a real predicament here...shall I vote for myself like Anthony to tie the score with Jos or stay true to letting others decide?

Once the Industrialist finds this topic I have another sure vote though.

[DylPickle]

So, Pirog..... What is that thing in your pic anyway? It's been buggin me since day one man!

[The Sociologist]

So, Pirog..... What is that thing in your pic anyway? It's been buggin me since day one man!

Probably rice bread.

Don't know how to vote on this one. It should indeed go to Jos automatically, so he shouldn't really be in the poll--is my view. Then my vote might go to Pirog, but I decided in the end to give West a boost. He's a bit underrepresented considering how much I like his posts.

EDIT: PS. Did my vote even count? I don't see it shown... Oh well.

[Missy]

I've gone with Thomas, but then I'm a TP fan.

Some day I'll master his wit and have you all shut up.

[mortaine]

So, Pirog..... What is that thing in your pic anyway? It's been buggin me since day one man!

It's a pie, can't you tell?