Funny or interesting IC quotes

[destinysWalrus]

One of my characters went inside just in time to hear this on the radio:

Geez, always gotta be a damn drama queen when everythings goin just fine. If ya could see me, I'd shake my damn head at you! SHAKE MY DAMN HEAD!

I was amused.

[destinysWalrus]

Just found this from one of my favorite characters, when searching through logs:

Drat...seems my needle hath passed on whilst I slept... 'tis no more.

[Kinny]

I do believe the Spanish speakers think I want to eat their dead.

4417-3.28: a woman in her thirties says: "Está obsesionada con los muertos. ¿Querrá llevarse uno? -raises an eyebrow and stares at the strager-"
4416-1.16: a woman in her thirties says: "*observa a la mujer* Tienes razón Maruja. Habla raro y tiene un gusto peculiar... *se encoge de hombros* "
4415-6.28: You say: "*She points as she tries to explain again* Why don't you bury your dead? It makes people sick. Sick. Faint."
4415-6.27: You point at the dead body of a man in his twenties.
4415-6.27: You point at the dead body of a woman in her twenties.
415-2.17: a woman in her thirties says: "Esa tipa habla muy raro -la ve señalar los cadáveres- y tiene un interés aún más raro en los muertos... -abraza el peluche y se escuda tras él

Ohhhhh well.

[Snickie]

That's quite hilarious actually.

[AniCator]

Someone care to translate? *he shouts* NOT YOU GOOGLE! *he watches Google as it walks away and sobs*
So...

[Snickie]

I do believe the Spanish speakers think I want to eat their dead.

4417-3.28: a woman in her thirties says: "She is obsessed with the dead people. Does she want to take one? -raises an eyebrow and stares at the stranger-"
4416-1.16: a woman in her thirties says: "*observes the woman* You're right, Maruja. She speaks strangely and has a strange taste... *shrugs*"
4415-6.28: You say: "*She points as she tries to explain again* Why don't you bury your dead? It makes people sick. Sick. Faint."
4415-6.27: You point at the dead body of a man in his twenties.
4415-6.27: You point at the dead body of a woman in her twenties.
415-2.17: a woman in her thirties says: "That type speaks very strangely. -sees her pointing at the bodies- and has an even stranger interest in the dead... -hugs the plushie and shields it-

Ohhhhh well.

[Rugila]

But, i can't give in to her! She'll bewitch me! Now i just need to find a way to resist her magic before she breaks me.

[Snickie]

Sock thief radio-isms

4363-1: You hear from radio at freq. 100: "Sock crisis averted - the socks are safely back in Klojt. This is no joke."

4359-4: You hear from radio at freq. 100: "It is starting to lose its socks appeal..."
4359-4: You hear from radio at freq. 100: "I must forewarn you, I have another devious plan being concocted as we speak!"
4359-4: You hear from radio at freq. 100: "Someone's sense of humour is shit, innit?"
4359-4: You hear from radio at freq. 100: "It is I, the sock thief!"

4359-3: You hear from radio at freq. 100: "*a deep chuckle* Actually, they are very funny. Something worth listening to on the radio, for a change."
4359-2: You hear from radio at freq. 100: "These sock thieves must be stopped! Darn them I say. -Darn- them!"
4359-2: You hear from radio at freq. 100: "The sock message was funny but these so called jokes ain't."
4359-2: You hear from radio at freq. 100: "All socks offenders should be put on a list of known socks offenders so that we all know never to lend them our socks! Someone start a list!"
4359-2: You hear from radio at freq. 100: "A Theft of socks, this sounds interesting indeed. Perhaps chasing him down and dragging him back for these socks needs to happen?"
4359-2: You hear from radio at freq. 100: "I'm glad I could make your day. I'm pretty sure he didn't mean to steal, just forgot the yarn wasn't paid for."
4359-2: You hear from radio at freq. 100: "That...is probably the most hilarious thing that I have ever heard."
4359-2: You hear from radio at freq. 100: "If a man named Jack Hyland tries to sell you cotton socks, be known that he used yarn picked up in Klojt and never paid for it. He wasn't allowed to walk away with them but he still did, towards Klojt Mountains."

[*Wiro]

Socks appeal. I'm dying.

[Otherside]

Socks appeal. I'm dying.

*bows* I'm here all week, well, a bit. Haha.

[kicking jay]

Man, my character - nor myself - ever heard of any of that, and he's not one to miss an outlandish story about himself.

[TuxedoKitty]

Not sure what was going on at that moment, but they never tried to decipher whatever they were trying to say. I found it funny.

4425-7.03: An Old Woman says: "*kneels beside him* Heat the gu=ingergread, "
4425-7.02: An Old Woman says: "*she frowns and starts shaking terribly.* Amarm, I am so sorryl..*he hurries beside him snf greeses hr cloask ovrt his epoundz*"

[destinysWalrus]

Does anyone here have any emotional attachment to these dead folks or their trousers?

Spoken by someone I don't know, but that's not a sentence I was expecting to see today.

[Mitch79]

Thought you all might enjoy this bit of rp, I got a laugh out of it. Those of you who have met this not so loving married "couple" will likely know who they are. Refreshing and a lot of fun to play a not so lovey dovey couple. Read bottom up.

Wife says: "*She shrugs,shifting so she can lift a hand to pull her cloak closed* I'll have him better soon, just gotta be damn patient about it, and watch what we feed him later on."

Husband says: "*Those words made him laugh out loud* Hey I like him really!"

Wife says: "He can't help that he's got a little self-control issue..*She tucks the bird back under her cloak where it quiets down* He takes after you."

You see wife take domesticated hawk

Wife says: "*She scowls, drawing a hiss-like breath through her teeth as she moves to retrieve the bird*"

Husband says: "Sorry *he snickers again holding his hands up palms out.* He's a funny little..er...fat thing."

Wife says: "*She glares silently at him* "

Husband says: "*he raises a brow staring at the animal* Uh...yeah. Yeah probably not a good idea to feed him more. *he couldn't help but snicker*"

You see wife drop domesticated hawk.

Wife says: "*She lets out a soft grunt as she shakes her head, looking disgusted* I ain't giving him more. He's too bloody fat. He ain't hardly able to fly. Look. *She brings the hawk out from under her cloak, tossing him gently forward. The bird doesn't even try to use its wings, just landing with a thud*"

Husband says: "Not got enough or you're not giving him more? There's a difference and if we gotta make some up I can help"

Wife says: "*Her eyes flick up towards husband, frown still in place as she practically snaps* He's fine! He just...ain't got enough to eat. But I told you about that already."

Husband says: "*he raises a brow* that thing ok?"

Wife says: "Shhhh. *She adjusts her arms under the cloak, frowning*"

Wife says: "*She narrows her eyes towards the coast* Oh, there. Ain't half bad. *Prompted by the now agitated hawk, she stuffs the bird under her cloak, frowning* "

You see wife entering ship, coming from Captains Quarters.

Wife says: "*She hesitates, then stands, holding the hawk under her left arm as she moves for the door*"

The wife has decided to call the hawk the husbands name "junior".

[cutecuddlydirewolf]

Classic Cantr style, read from bottom to top. ^_^ I have no idea what happened... XD

Newspawn: "*she looks down at the meat and then back up at the woman. Blinking, she takes the meat and rubs it on the ground, collecting a good deal of dirt and plant matter on it before bringing it back up to her mouth and eating it in a good three bites*"
You see a woman in her thirties give Newspawn 300 grams of cooked meat.
A woman in her thirties: "*She squishes her nose* Uhm... *she looks around nervously as if hoping someone else will take over before holding out a hand with some food* Th..this.. it tastes better."
Newspawn: "*Silently, she kneels down and tears up a handful of daises. Not taking her eyes off the woman, she shoves the flowers into her mouth one clump at a time, chewing and swallowing without blinking once* "
Newspawn: "*she blinks and looks at the woman curiously, tilting her head slightly* ....."
A woman in her thirties says: "*She ducks behind Aiden nervously watching the newspawn* H..hi..."