The grant-a-wish game

[Zanthos]

granted

but its a blowfish, and the chef who made it is a freshman in cooking school, and it doesnt look quite done

i wish my TV was on right now instead of off.

[Money]

It turns on. It then blows up. It is then discover that Cantrain terrorist rigged the explosions to stop your schemes to take over Cantr.

I wish I was turned into a dancing tree.

[SekoETC]

Granted but then you get infested by ants and it makes you damn itchy. You notice you can't bend your branches to scratch your trunk.

I wish my lasagna was hot, not too hot but equally hot in all parts of it.

[Voltenion]

It's hot! ...err...you just droped it (face down) on the ground, way to go Seko


I wish I had a good grade in math...and also keep my other grades as they are...

[Money]

You get that good grade by hacking. Sadely you did this in the library of you school. The Librarian caught you while you did this because he thought all the covering of the screen was because you were looking at Naughty images. You are then expelled for hacking into the schools main frame. (DAMN you think done in by a sterio-type of boys)

I wish I was turned into Mr.Rodgers. (thats right the most powerful being in the universe)

[Zanthos]

your turned into mr rogers... but not that one. the mr rogers you are turned into is a pedophile in maximum security prison, with a life sentence for 87 counts of child molestation. have fun with buba.

i wish that this wish does not come true. (i think someone wished theirs does come true, so why not)

[Joshuamonkey]

Granted, but the universe explodes because it can't figure out what wish its supposed to make not come true.

I wish I could remember and not remember anything I wanted to, like super memorization powers, total control of my mind.

[Dogonabun]

Granted, but the universe explodes because it can't figure out what wish its supposed to make not come true.

I wish I could remember and not remember anything I wanted to, like super memorization powers, total control of my mind.

Granted, you can remember the phrase "and not remember anything I wanted to, like super memorization powers, total control of my mind." but nothing else.

I wish I could do this in real life:

[Voltenion]

err....ok...you become yellow, ugly and with some stupid cat ears...


I wish that the person who next posts here would get up from his seat, say "Hi everybody, i'm doctor Nick!" and twirl arround before seating down again to answer my stupid wish...

[Money]

Sadely no one nows what "seating down" means so the genie just kills you for simplicities sake.

I wish I was the true Mr.Roders as seeen in the T.V show.

[joo]

You are, but you are trapped within a giant TV to ever rerun the same episodes.



I wish I could fly.

[Money]

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I wish I was free of the T.V set

[Voltenion]

ok...but people turn off the T.V before you can get out...


I wish I was the person who turned off the T.V

(please avoid making me fat )

[Newguy]

you turn off the tv and laugh hysterically, but as you look at the reflection you notice...... YOU'RE FAT!!!


I wish I was a ninja.

[Leo Luncid]

Congrats, you've finally became part of ninja society. Unfortunately, you've been assigned to do missions with an emo kid, a pink-haired love slave, and some orange-clothed hyperactive kid who keeps screaming "DATEBAYO!" in every phrase. And seriously, what kind of ninja wears orange!?






I wish for wishful thinking.