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*Is bored* poll of the week: Which of these additions should be added to my favorite little dude, NEOPO!

An arrow through the head thingy
17
33%
Muttonchops
10
19%
Mr. T-Esqe necklaces and junk
18
35%
Nothing
3
6%
Other
4
8%
 
Total votes: 52
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Spider
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Postby Spider » Tue Mar 09, 2004 10:47 pm

Alright then, how about this:

An Irish guy is driking at the bar all night, he then sees its really late and then pays and startes to head home, but when he gets up to walk home he fell flat on his face.
He didn't know what was going on so he tried to get up and stand on his feet again, once he got up he fell again. He tried one more time and fell again, he knew he had to get home so he crawled home.....he got home safetly and then reached his bed, for the last time he tried to stand up and fell onto his bed and went to sleep........
In the morning, his wife woke up and started yelling at him "YOU WENT DRINKING AGAIN DIDN'T YOU!!!!!!!" and he said "i don't know what your talking about?" and she said "THE BAR JUST CALLED AND SAID YOU LEFT YOUR WHEELCHAIR AGAIN!!!!!!!!!"

Don't know if i messed it up, i remeber hearing it somewhere.....when i was really weak, and i thought it was hella funny, but then again i was weak.
I was not intoxicated while I wrote this.
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rklenseth
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Postby rklenseth » Tue Mar 09, 2004 11:16 pm

That's an old one;

Ever hear what the two Irish woman did to the drunk Scot?
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Spider
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Postby Spider » Tue Mar 09, 2004 11:19 pm

No, what did they do?
I was not intoxicated while I wrote this.
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rklenseth
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Postby rklenseth » Tue Mar 09, 2004 11:21 pm

You don't want to know............
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Postby Spider » Tue Mar 09, 2004 11:22 pm

:evil: Don't tell me what i don't and do want to know :P j/k......but i do want to know
I was not intoxicated while I wrote this.
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Sho
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Postby Sho » Tue Mar 09, 2004 11:51 pm

TOPIC CHANGE!!!

Which do you like more, bleen or yellow pigs?
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Postby west » Wed Mar 10, 2004 12:06 am

Captain Malcolm Reynolds wrote:That's an old one;

Ever hear what the two Irish woman did to the drunk Scot?



Song about it, isn't there?

"I don't know where ye been, me lad, but I'm glad you won first prize"
I'm not dead; I'm dormant.
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Postby Pirate Lass » Wed Mar 10, 2004 12:37 am

Yes, left him a lovely blue ribbon. :twisted:
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Postby grayjaket » Wed Mar 10, 2004 1:13 am

TOPIC CHANGE!
YISJAHXYHNWJUXSXBH or MSUHBNANEKXIHXGUAN?
I just can't stop coming back....
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Spider
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Postby Spider » Wed Mar 10, 2004 1:21 am

ummm, bakamono
I was not intoxicated while I wrote this.
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Postby grayjaket » Wed Mar 10, 2004 3:17 am

NOT AN OPTION! *blows spider away*
I just can't stop coming back....
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Spider
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Postby Spider » Wed Mar 10, 2004 3:34 am

kyuushuu keserasera amai :twisted:
I'm sure that doesn't make sense....but oh well
I was not intoxicated while I wrote this.
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Postby new.vogue.nightmare » Wed Mar 10, 2004 3:42 am

This whole thread doesn't make sense...

..although sometimes that's a good thing o_o;
Sicofonte wrote:SLURP, SLURP, SLURP...


<Kimidori> esperanto is sooooo sexy^^^^
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Postby Sho » Wed Mar 10, 2004 3:50 am

Excellent, Spider. You are approaching the true spirit of this thread. Jake is also getting there.

TOPIC CHANGE!!! Atbash or scytale?
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Postby new.vogue.nightmare » Wed Mar 10, 2004 3:53 am

Bawls.


And your mother in some extreme cases.
Sicofonte wrote:SLURP, SLURP, SLURP...




<Kimidori> esperanto is sooooo sexy^^^^
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