Funny or interesting IC quotes

[Bran-Muffin]

I'm suprised this topic died off already. I suppose it had something to do with brandon's quote obsession previously?

That was another topic, and why do you blame me for it? Lone Wolf and Nitfyre were actually the ones who quoted absolutly everyting.

Stop putting the blame on me for stupid things like that

Tired of people blaming me for things on this forum.

[SekoETC]

How difficult can it be dragging a girl to a van... through a locked door! Note, OOC and off-topic lines have been cleared out.

872-7: Tyrone Jets says: "Would anyone please help me escort ms Hunter inside the van?"
872-8: asks where guild f says: "she ees heavy "
872-8: You say: "Hold on I`m coming, I`m coming!"
872-8: You say: "But Jets, umm, you know I cannot go through locked doors, can I? And you lady, did you suggest I`m fat? *Frowns*"
872-8: Tyrone Jets says: "Ms Hunter, are you awake now?"
872-8: You see Tyrone Jets pointing at hurter.
872-8: Tyrone Jets says: "Would you please help me to escort her inside the van, stranger?"
872-8: hurter says: "The dragging is only 84%, but I don`t see why you don`t just go in there and unlock it. "
872-8: You say: "Hey, just banging me against the door, it wont open! I`m no bloody wallbreaker... *Gets annoyed.* Jets, open the damn lock!"
873-1: asks where guild f says: "*stands back and scratches head* i not say you ees vat . how ve try vruu veendow?"
873-1: hurter says: "If you want, it would be easier to get her in if we cut off her arms."

(Finally she got in and managed to drive around the forest before Tyrone got things under control. )

[Missy]

[SierraBreez]

calm down brandon, just picking on you. Suggested you cause you got people quote crazy for a while on the ooc quotes.

On topic i saw that van thing, that was kinda funny.

[Sparkle]

Here is one out of many funny moments in PFE starring Walter and Drakert. Bottoms up everyone and enjoy, I know I did.



Some text has been removed because of irrelevance and non-related topics.

872-2: Walter Comax says: "What he doesn`t know, is I won`t change my name for anyone! He`ll be changing his, HA!"

872-2: Drakert Fenrick says: "*snorts* Well, I`m off... anyway, if all goes well, her name might well change... *grins, and hurries off, before calling over his shoulder* And, if she says no, I I`ll just ask Mr Comax there... *laughs, and walks of after having the last word*"


872-1: Walter Comax says: "*Grins* Your name might change too, Miss Royelle! *Jestures towards all the other males* They`ve got their eyes on you. Not me, though. I have my eye on Mr. Fenrick. *Playful growl*"

872-1: You say: "*giggles*"

872-1: Walter Comax says: "*Watches at Miss Romain leaves, then turns quickly to Drakert* Have fun Mr. Fenrick. When you two come back, am I to assume Hannah`s last name will have changed, hmm?"


871-3: You say: "*giggles at the non stop enjoyment that Walter and Drakert has made very familiar to the Forest*"

871-3: Walter Comax says: "Quite, isn`t it?"

871-2: Drakert Fenrick says: "*raises an eyebrow... but grins* Hmm... scary thought... *laughs*"

871-2: Walter Comax says: "*Sighs, shaking his head* You only know HALF of my plan! But because I am so sinister, I shall tell you the rest of it, without consequence. *Rubs his hands together, grinning* I planned to get you, Mr. Fenrick, into bed, to gain access to your body - but not for sick unmentionable pleasures, but to MURDER you - Then, with you out of the picture, I would take both Hannah and Elizabeth as my wives! *Bursts out laughing, attempting to seem evil*"

871-2: Drakert Fenrick says: "*looks taken aback... but cannot help grinning at the ridiculous situation* Get of me, you awful man... you only want me for my body! *grins and snorts, before shaking him off*"

871-2: Walter Comax says: "*Wraps his arms quickly around Drakert`s neck* Oh yes, dearest, I will love being alone with you for several days. Gimme a kissy?"

871-2: Drakert Fenrick says: "*nods to him* Yes, I am Drakert, good to meet you. *smiles* My job is... remind me what my job is people? *grins* Anyway... shall we begin our little excursion tomorrow, dearest? No, not ~you~ Walter, I mean Hannah... *smiles* I need some sleep now, but lets set out tomorrow."

I wish I had the others but I didn't get a turn report with the others yet.

[SekoETC]

Argh the name thing.. Well Hannah will adjust to it sooner or later. At the moment she's completely unaware of the plotting going on to get her married.
I have most of the logs but it would take ages to browse them trough for the funny stuff.. Some directions?

[Pirog]

SekoETC>

Yeah, that was a pretty screwed up situation with the van
I hope good ol' Tyrone won't have to regret taking a young impulsive and hot tempered woman with him on his expedition

[Junesun]

In the Esperanto region:

773-7: Jofo Kantisto says: "[...] Cxu eksistas cxi tie iun ajn por mangxi ?"

Rough translation for those who don't speak Esperanto: "Is there somebody here, whom I could eat?"

[Sparkle]

Now that's funny! Is he a cannibal or just really nasty?

[The Industriallist]

At a guess, he is one of those who don't speak Esperanto.

In my Japanese class, there were entire lists of students who had mistakenly said that they were eating people, eating using people as utensils, etc.

[Sparkle]

O.

[Junesun]

:lol: Now that's funny! Is he a cannibal or just really nasty?

Nah... to his defense: in Esperanto, the difference between "something" and "someone" is just one letter. An easy mistake to make.

[Anthony Roberts]

Is there somebody here, whom I could eat?

If it were changed to "someone", though, wouldn't he be required to state "which I could eat?" instead. Who and Whom is usually applied to people...

Then again, this is an entirely differnet language which I offically know nothing about! So then, in that language, it could be correct with that wording. Right?

[Sparkle]

I thought this was pretty funny. This happened today but will not interfere with IC play. Bottoms up.

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891-1: blaine says: "Happy Spawn-day, Cylic. I`m not far behind you. *looks to Georgia, then back at Cylic* You better not have made a mess in there."

891-1: a man in his thirties says: "*smiles and kisses her* But that nothing was fun, right?"

891-1: Georgia Deamano says: "*blushes when Blaine asks that and giggles* Nothing."

891-1: blaine says: "What were you doing in my house, Georgia? Cylic?"

891-1: You see blaine talking to Red Moku.

891-1: a man in his thirties says: "*walks out, knees creaking*"

891-1: You see a man in his thirties entering Olipifirovash, coming from Quarren Residence.

891-1: Georgia Deamano says: "*comes out, smoothing her dress and giggling*"

[Revanael]

Getting up to things in someone else's house? Oh dear!