Cantr defined in Urban Dictionary

[*Wiro]

PD members don't do cases involving their own characters, so yeah. They'd have to let other PD members do it.

[Andu]

I think I remember that, the one who posted that on the forum, it must be the same guy.

Go there and wote up the new text, and down the old.

[fishfin]

What about something like this?

Cantr is a stupid game played solely by those who are socially inept. It attempts to be a society simulation, but in reality the only people who play it are those who don't have the social skills to be part of society in the first place. What it really is is a whole lot of 12- and 13-year-olds driving around in sports cars and shooting at each other with crossbows (and the occasional battle axe). And although it's advertised as a game where you can do anything you want, in reality your choices are quite limited: you can build helicopter engines, but not helicopters; huge galleons, but not buildings any taller than one story tall; and for some reason the staff really has something against weapons of mass destruction...

[SekoETC]

It would start out better without the "stupid". Maybe something like "limited" would be better.

[BarbaricAvatar]

What about something like this?

Cantr is a stupid game played solely by those who are socially inept. It attempts to be a society simulation, but in reality the only people who play it are those who don't have the social skills to be part of society in the first place. What it really is is a whole lot of 12- and 13-year-olds driving around in sports cars and shooting at each other with crossbows (and the occasional battle axe). And although it's advertised as a game where you can do anything you want, in reality your choices are quite limited: you can build helicopter engines, but not helicopters; huge galleons, but not buildings any taller than one story tall; and for some reason the staff really has something against weapons of mass destruction...

You forgot to add in the part about 90% of its players using it for anonymous sex since cybering through messengers has gone out of fashion.