The grant-a-wish game

[joo]

Granted, you drown in an ocean of brandy

See

I wish for a painless death

Ooooh yeah!

[Nom Pop]

I wish for a magic carpet of wonder!

Granted, a magic carpect carries you so you always see the sun going down. Oh wonder, it will fly forever because it needs no fuel, noooooooo! You starve.

I wish flats would tidy themselves.

[BarbaricAvatar]

Granted. You snap your fingers and everything tidies itself nicely. And you get sucked into the wardrobe which locks itself.

I wish my computer could just suddenly grow into a more powerful machine through electronic evolution.

[Nom Pop]

Granted. You snap your fingers and everything tidies itself nicely. And you get sucked into the wardrobe which locks itself.

I wish my computer could just suddenly grow into a more powerful machine through electronic evolution.

Hope I'm not all by myself in that closet ;D

Granted, by electronic evolution your computer is now a very powerful machine. Very powerful indeed. It - he(!) now starts to enslave other computers and humans to become even more powerful and rule the world.

Meat is yummie. I wish I could eat it without thinking it's wrong.

[BarbaricAvatar]

Hope I'm not all by myself in that closet ;D

Nope the corpse of the former resident of the flat is also in there having snapped their fingers once..


Granted. You no longer feel guilty about eating meat. In fact you feel so good about eating meat that you can't even wait for it to be prepared and you just bite it straight off of any passing being.

I wish for a brilliant thing to wish for.

[Nom Pop]

Hope I'm not all by myself in that closet ;D

Nope the corpse of the former resident of the flat is also in there having snapped their fingers once..

Meh. Why's everything a (grant-a-wish-)game for you?! Dammit. I wasn't even wishing *pout*

Granted, you think of a brilliant thing to wish for but the perfection and completeness of this thing overwhelmes you and you pass out by enlightenment.


I wish I had nice ingredients for a nice meal here and a cooker and pots and stuff. And my body still intact so I can eat what I cooked.

[*Wiro]

Graaaanted! You enjoy the meal but start to wonder where your pets are after that...

I wish I had some pizza... ? Pleaaaaaaaase?

[Nom Pop]

Granted you gets a peeeetsa! It smell superfantastic with lots of melted cheese and all. You take a bite but notice there is no tongue in your mouth. So basically what you do is jerk your head from side to side to be able to chew the pizza you can't even taste. Bummer.

I wish my hot water bottle would refill itself.

[*Wiro]

Granted. It fills itself with hot, boiling liquid lead everytime it empties itself. Which is quite often as it burns straight through the bottle. Oh, did I mention the bottle being attached to your hand now? Yeah, sorry. The v1.0 version of this feature is still in testing. ^^

I wish I was Haruhi Suzumiya.

[BarbaricAvatar]

Hope I'm not all by myself in that closet ;D

Nope the corpse of the former resident of the flat is also in there having snapped their fingers once..

Meh. Why's everything a (grant-a-wish-)game for you?! Dammit. I wasn't even wishing *pout*

Well i could've said that i was in the wardrobe, but that's an even more hideous punishment than the corpse and i didn't want to be cruel.

Granted, You are Haruhi Suzumiya. Unfortunately when you become aware of this you rush to the nearest mirror and stand there for days and days and days eventually succumbing to dehydration/malnutrition.

I wish my radiator didn't smell funny.

[*Wiro]

Granted. It smells like a rotten corpse instead because... Well, take a closer look.

I wish my chars wouldn't be so boring. (Rape is not a way to corrupt this wish, sorry. )

[BarbaricAvatar]

Granted. Several vehicles come into your towns filled with exciting people that you can relate to and have fantastic exchanges with which enrich your character's lives.
Then after 2 days of this fun, your account gets lost in the system and disappears.

I wish Wotsits came in jumbo bags.

[Rebma]

Granted. Several vehicles come into your towns filled with exciting people that you can relate to and have fantastic exchanges with which enrich your character's lives.
Then after 2 days of this fun, your account gets lost in the system and disappears.

I was waiting for a "granted, PD has now deleted your boring characters" response.

[joo]

I wish Wotsits came in jumbo bags.

Eh... they do, but... somebody you hate gets the credit for this invention, and with all they money they get, they order you to be killed.



I wish I didn't have to leave soon...

[The Almighty God]

Heh. Granted. You will NEVER leave.

I wish for more followers.