Cantr's most wackiest newspawn moments!

[Peanut]

A listing of people's most wackiest newspawn encounter moments would be great!

But don't forget to keep the CR in mind so no posting of anything that is younger then 4 days!

[nitefyre]

An encouragement of obnoxious newspawn behavior is all we need, Peanut.

[Peanut]

An encouragement of obnoxious newspawn behavior is all we need, Peanut.

No you got it all wrong.

This thread is to let those newspawns see what they are doing wrong.

[nitefyre]

Their shamelessness shall be blind to it, I tell you!

[Surly]

A few years ago, a newspawn decided to take something from the ground in the location where my character was in charge.

I gave him 2 days to drop it... then I dragged his arse to jail and whacked him a few times. He never stole again. Come to think of it, he didn't do much ever again...

There we go, whacky enough for ya?

[Peanut]

It's a start

(always room for improvement though )

[Albatross]

My very first character was slaughtered in the massacre of Reniov forest east, 4 days after he spawned. He never spoke to anyone because I was still trying to understand how the game worked.

That's not wacky, though.

Another one spawned and stole iron and haematite from Alenz hills and was never caught. Even though he bumped into Piers Anthony and his cronies 3 times. That was when Alenz hills was a major political/military presence. Pity he died gathering wood, really.

Is that wacky?

[Surly]

It's a start

(always room for improvement though )

You're right. I shouldn't have given him a chance to take things in the first place. Should have just dealt with him...