Stupid super-powers
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Re: Stupid super-powers
The power to create an awkward moment.... just by being there.
When people tell me that great minds think alike, all I can do is look at them and think "oh you dirty, dirty bastard"
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Re: Stupid super-powers
the power to come back from the dead..... even though you never really died.
- Snickie
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Re: Stupid super-powers
The power to balance two weights that have the exact same mass and volume and shape
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the power to make a post. now if only i had a real power to post about.....
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The power to see 1/100th of a second into the past
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The power to not smell things by simply becoming a mouth-breather for a while. (I do call this a super power.)
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The power to change the color of your eyes within 5 minutes, by sheer willpower.
I think ...
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Re: Stupid super-powers
The power to take a power nap.
Into the darkness you shine
Out of the ashes we rise
There's no one like you
None like you!
Out of the ashes we rise
There's no one like you
None like you!
- Snickie
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Re: Stupid super-powers
The power to change the color of your toenails.
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Re: Stupid super-powers
The power to swallow chewing gum and die years later... from swallowing too much chewing gum.
You speak in every curling wave and sing in every violent breeze.
- Snickie
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Re: Stupid super-powers
The power to digest all the nutrients you need from pre-chewed chewing gum. Like the kind you find stuck to the desk or under the seats on the subway
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The power to control the direction of your stream of urine with your mind.
- Snickie
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Re: Stupid super-powers
The power to make your feces stinkier.
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Re: Stupid super-powers
The power of knowing there's an earthquake... after the earthquake.
Into the darkness you shine
Out of the ashes we rise
There's no one like you
None like you!
Out of the ashes we rise
There's no one like you
None like you!
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