Funny or interesting IC quotes

[Mitch79]

While everyone is waiting on the events for Brunoi Hills West's newest spawn...here's something I thought you might enjoy in the meantime.

Character 2 wanders through several forests and ends up nearly getting eaten alive. She's JUST healed...yet again at the point these events occur.

Bottom to top:

Char 1: "You ok?"
Char 1: "*he looks horrified*"
Char 1: "Oh, no way!"
Char 2 is attacked by a dire wolf, losing 31 percent strength.
Char 1: "I hope you find that place that makes you happy."
Char 1: Some town is going to be really lucky to have you join them!"
Char 2: "Well I'm not going bakc through those forests. *she chuckles* Leaves only one way...toward Olip west. After that, I don't really know."
Char 1: "Do you have any idea which way you want to go? Any kind of destination in mind?"
Char 1: "You're right, I would feel terrible."
Char 2: "*she chuckles lightly* You would feel really bad if one of them did now."
Char 1: "*to hope"
Char 1: "I suppose it would be inappropriate to home something decides to munch on you today so you'll stay longer? *he gives a brief chuckle*"

A little while later (same day)...
Bottom to top:

Char 2 leaves the forest and runs down the road
Char 2: She screams out in pain this time getting a slash to her shoulder as she limps rather quick toward the road*"
char 2 is attacked by a black bear losing 19 percent strength.
Char 2: "If I don't they might kill me before I get out of here. "
Char 3: "At least lets bring you inside and heal you up. "
Char 1: Are you really going to leave injured?"
Char 2 eats cookies
Char 2: "*she takes a cookie and takes a small bite* Mmm. These are very good. *she slowly sits up giving another wince as she holds her injured arm against herself* Damn it, I just healedup too"
Char 2 is given more cookies.
Char 2: "In every forest from here to where I spawned....And why is it they just seem to get to me most of the time. No one else. Im telling you, it hates me. At least with my arm injured I can still walk and move out of here."
Char 3: "the forest doesnt hate you. *he frowns* The wolves are just hungry... "
Char 2 is given healing food
Char 2: You say: "*She shakes her head a bit but places her good arm over her eyes giving another wince* Not your fault. The forest just hates me. "
Char 1: "I'm so sorry for what I said."
Char 2: "*Knocked flat on her back, she stirs a bit and looks to her now bleeding arm wincing in pain* Damn it."

Timing couldn't have been better....

[NostalgicMelody7]

You just gotta love those moments when the stars align perfectly and something awesome happens xD

[JsWill]

One time I saw a town that said something a long the lines of "please don't die in the kitchen, if you're going to die do it somewhere else." that was pretty funny.

[LittleSoul]

I was looking through logs from -long- ago, and this cracked me up. Hard.

3753-0: Domician Lore says: "*his eyes widen, blinking a bit as he
steps back a little nervous from the man and moves to the van*
Everything okay..?"
3753-0: a man in his thirties says: "Oink, Oink! *points at barrel
full of tools*"
3753-0: a man in his thirties says: "Oink! *bends over and makes
digging motion with his hands just above the ground*"
3752-7: You see a man in his thirties entering unnamed location,
coming from Pig Pen.

[jfrizz51423]

Clothing Arguements part 1

READ FROM THE BOTTOM UP!!!
Char 3 says: "*slaps Char 2 and Char 1 around a bit with axe*"
Char 2 says: "I think we should send this new spawn to live with the Polish. *he nods* Hmm."
Char 3 says: "Mayby I will make jar of pickles..."
Char 2 says: "I am not a girl, and I do not want to be a girl!"
Char 2 awkwardly hurts Char 1 using a bare fist.
Char 1 says: "*ignores Char 3 and still talks to Char 2* Maybe you are a man that wants to be a girl?"
Char 1 says: "Bah! I wears pants!"
Char 3 says: "Or do I need to smack you?"
Char 3 says: "Stop you two"
Char 2 says: "I am a man, that is why I wear a skirt!"
Char 1 says: "But I am a man! Can't you tell?! *he says turning in a circle*"
Char 2 says: "*he pauses in a squat* Look how the air is free to enter the skirt and circulate around *he draws a imaginary circle under his skirt in the air* it keeps everything cool. *he nods* Hmm."
Char 2 says: "*he repeats squating while he talks* I am free to squat with nothing pulling yes?"
Char 2 says: "You do not understand the value of a skirt. *he begins squating* Look Char 1, see the freedom of movement that the skirt allows? *he nods*"
Char 3 says: "I like this new guy"
Char 1 says: "Skirts are for girls! *he runs* I refuse to wear a skirt! *keeps his distance from Char 2*
Char 1 says: "Why? *he looks at char 2 confused*
Char 2 says: "I suggest a nice skirt. *he nods*
Char 2 says: "Char 1, you should cover your body, yes?"

[Snickie]

I saw this in-character. I admit I laughed. xD
As much as Char 1 seemed like an annoying newbie newspawn whatever, I like him now. He's funny.

[Black Canyon]

All three of those guys together are hilarious. They're a standup comedy routine.

[SekoETC]

Good old days at Aki island:

2668-1: You novicely hurt an ocelot using a bone bagh-nakh, which loses 7 strength.
2668-1: You novicely hurt a tiger using a bone bagh-nakh, which loses 4 strength.
2668-1: You novicely hurt a striped hyena using a bone bagh-nakh, which loses 7 strength.
2668-1: You novicely hurt a cheetah using a bone bagh-nakh, which loses 7 strength.
2668-1: You say: "My turn! *She dashes into the pack of animals excitedly.*"
2668-1: Nillius gives you a used bone bagh-nakh.
2668-1: You see Nillius efficiently hurt an ocelot using bone bagh-nakh.
2668-1: You see Nillius efficiently hurt a tiger using bone bagh-nakh.
2668-1: You see Nillius efficiently hurt a striped hyena using bone bagh-nakh.
2668-1: You see Nillius efficiently hurt a cheetah using bone bagh-nakh.
2668-1: You see nice guy entering Brekklund, coming from Guard Barracks.
2668-1: You hear someone knocking on the door to Guard Barracks.
2668-1: You see nice guy leaving the central area of Brekklund, entering Guard Barracks.
2668-0: You see very hurt young man skillfully hurt a warthog using bone knife.
2668-0: You see very hurt young man skillfully hurt a striped hyena using bone knife.
2668-0: You see very hurt young man skillfully hurt a cheetah using bone knife.
2668-0: You see very hurt young man take some apples.
2668-0: You say: "Hyenas are coming closer! Give me the sharp things."
2668-0: Nillius says: "*thinks for a while* ...I think you may have a point here."
2668-0: You say: "But if they sleep, then it doesn't hurt. If animals eat them, they stay away from us a bit longer."
2668-0: Nillius says: "Yeah... *nods* I wonder if they wake from time to time at all"
2668-0: You say: "Better than that guy."
2668-0: You point at very hurt young man.
2668-0: Nillius says: "Damn... *glances at the men* they don't look good..."
2668-0: You see a water buffalo attack hurt oldest young man.
2668-0: You see a water buffalo attack slightly hurt young man.

2873-4: You say: "Leg wounds are no fun, they take long to heal. I've gotten hit by two warthogs. They've got sharp tusks. Then I've got bitten by a hyena and a tiger. Hyenas got small teeth. Tigers got large teeth but they use claws more, and they jump."

2917-4: You say: "I've been attacked by... two hyenas, a warthog, a tiger and... another warthog."

[EchoMan]

Probably just a typo, but it made me laugh trying to figure out how to do it.

After being given food someone said:*smiles and lick her tongue*

[Doug R.]

I can lick my tongue. Perhaps not all can.

[destinysWalrus]

The next time I see someone or something out of place, I'm going to say that they look more out of place than a haystack in a desert.

I want to use this in real life now.

[Mitch79]

Man says: "*he raises his brows* Now that's rude! You don't spawn and immediately die, damn it! "
You see Woman die.
You see Man give a new tortoiseshell shield to Woman.
You see Man entering town, coming from building.
You see Man leaving town, entering building.
Man says: "There is the food container, you can take some, so you're not hungry.."
You see Man point at Container.
You see Man entering town, coming from building.
Man says: "I'm (Man's name) and this is (name of town)
Man says: "Hello there!
You notice Woman whom you haven't seen before.

Didn't think any of the names and such would harm anything but just in case I've taken them out.

[Slowness_Incarnate]

Lol! Now that is just hilarious.

[Swingerzetta]

Death by tortoise shell. Maybe she was allergic.

[destinysWalrus]

Well, I was looking through my turn reports from a couple Cantr-years ago, and came across this thing that I find weirdly amusing - said by a character of mine who's convinced that she's the goddess of the moon. (No, I don't mind giving out her name, if anyone cares to know they can message me)

Besides, if I call on moon powers for everything, people will think I'm crazy.

May find a few other post-worthy quotes from her, if I do then I'll edit them in probably.