Cantr-Related Jokes

[Trapaças]

Chuck Norris can instakill a group of mamoths with a single punch.
The reason why there are so many places without animals is because Chuck Norris ate them all in a single day.
The mass migration of animals means they are trying to escape death by Chuck Norris, the poor things don't know you can't escape him.
Chuck Norris can spend all 2000 minutes available in less than one hour, probably RPing sex with every woman in the town.
(The reason I say probably is because the last one that tryed to watch what he was doing in that time was brutally murdered)
Chuck Norris can induce heart attacks on animals and humans just by looking at them.
Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so brutal, the server needs to pause for 25 minutes to process the gore created(in form of cooked meat).
Chuck Norris can farm iron by punching the earth with 0,5% of his strength. This leaves a crater the size of a small country.
Chuck Norris can build a helicopter with his bare hands and minimal resources in less that 5 minutes.

That's all I got for now

[joo]

Chuck Norris overhears every whisper. (even if he's in a different location)
Chuck Norris uses every resource slot in a location when he's gathering.
Chuck Norris is an expert at manufacturing vehicles, but this is useless because no vehicle is faster than Chuck Norris on foot.
When Chuck Norris breaks open a door of a "brand new" building with a crowbar, it becomes "often used". (when he does it without a crowbar, it becomes "crumbling")

[Piscator]

Chuck Norris' characters can give the PD an heart attack.

[Doug R.]

Chuck Norris's characters create such an imbalance in the time/space continuum, that Rigel is necessary to balance it.

[Snickie]

Chuck Norris does not need a full day to break a lock. In fact, he doesn't even need a crowbar. He just glares at the lock (from the outside as well as inside!) and it crumbles then and there.

Chuck Norris was once walking on the sea when he stubbed his toe. In his rage, he punched the water, pulled up a mountain, and roundhouse kicked halfway through it. And that is how Fu came to be.

[joo]

What did he stub his toe on?

[Joshuamonkey]

What did he stub his toe on?

Rigel's character in a boat?

[Rebma]

Chuck Norris' characters can give the PD an heart attack.

If I create a character called Chuck Norris, can we some how make this possible? Or does the feature become available upon creating the character regardless?

[Joshuamonkey]

Chuck Norris' characters can give the PD an heart attack.

If I create a character called Chuck Norris, can we some how make this possible? Or does the feature become available upon creating the character regardless?

I think the PD would vote against it.

[gejyspa]

<nerdjoke>
What do you call a coastal town where you can harvest wheat, rice, or rye?

A cereal port!

</nerdjoke>

[Doug R.]

[joo]

LOL'd.

[Slyder_Glyder_Ryder_etc]

What did one newspawn say to the other?

3374-5.12: You see a man in his twenties die.

[masterekat]

Lmao. That's way too funny. (In a sad sort of way)