Stupid super-powers
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Re: Stupid super-powers
I know someone who doesn't even need a saw.
- Darigan
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Re: Stupid super-powers
The ability to only move in slow motion or at light speed ALL THE TIME!
- gejyspa
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Control over your snot color.
- Snickie
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Re: Stupid super-powers
The ability to control the color and production of your neighbor's cat's snot.
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Re: Stupid super-powers
Snickie wrote:The ability to control the color and production of your neighbor's cat's snot.
That isn't stupid if you don't like your neighbor and they have an all white house.... *insert evil laugh*
When people tell me that great minds think alike, all I can do is look at them and think "oh you dirty, dirty bastard"
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Re: Stupid super-powers
The ability to consciously roll your eyes into the back of your head and see the back of your skull, and maybe even your brain.
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Spongebob already has that power, Snickie.
The ability to remove your brain.
The ability to remove your brain.
- muidoido
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Spongebob has that power too...
The power to do nothing for hours and hours, and don't get tired of doing nothing.
The power to do nothing for hours and hours, and don't get tired of doing nothing.
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Re: Stupid super-powers
The ability to casually look into one ear of a person and see what's on the other side of that person's opposite ear.
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The ability to multiply the amount of dog poop in your back yard just by looking at it.
When people tell me that great minds think alike, all I can do is look at them and think "oh you dirty, dirty bastard"
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Re: Stupid super-powers
I think I already have that power, CK. Or at least it seems so.
The power to Guess the Next Poster.
The power to Guess the Next Poster.
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The power to Guess the Next Poster, and always be RIGHT
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Re: Stupid super-powers
The ability to never lose the game
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I actually thought of that last night, but I was already in bed. Oh well, my loss.
The ability to predict the next stupid superpower anybody posts.
The ability to predict the next stupid superpower anybody posts.
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